celeb news Lana and her swamp husband looking homeless in new pics; wedding ring revealed

[Burn]

Omg that ring is tragic. I guess it's all he could afford. She should've paid for her own ring like Nicki did.

[WokeEqualist]

I can't with Lanadoes she have like a poverty/deep south fetish?

[bielneira]

They are camping for the next Trump rally?

[stjosephprey4us]

"Homeless" and yet she has a Diamond ring and manicured nails (not to mention washed hair)? Who needs enemies when you have "stans" such as OP 

[LSD]

Oh Lana how low have you fallen, how can you go from Francesco Carrozzini to this MAGA Trump loving Hillbilly with three children 

 

 

[Khris]

1 hour ago, Mr. Peanutbutter said:

Y'all are doing too much on this man and this relationship  

theyre not prepared for the slutty dark swamp bops we're about to recieve

 

honeymoon2.0 is CUH MMING

[VeniceBeach]

11 minutes ago, stjosephprey4us said:

Who needs enemies when you have "stans" such as OP 

Didn't you say you were done with Lana when she released Ocean Blvd? Please stick to your promise

[Raver]

*Unhoused 

[Onyxmage]

Shes just like you and me but shes homeless, shes homeless.  

 

 

[Khris]

1 hour ago, Onyxmage said:

More like Ultraviolence 2.0 

 

so even better????? LORD HELP US

 

[Katamari]

38 minutes ago, bielneira said:

They are camping for the next Trump rally?

Lana and Janet Collab incoming!

[dumbsparce]

He looks different in every photo I've seen him in  Is he a youthful 55 year old or a 40 year old who's had a very very VERY rough life?

[commander]

I know absolutely nothing about Lana so I won't judge her but how old is that man? 

[stjosephprey4us]

35 minutes ago, VeniceBeach said:

Didn't you say you were done with Lana when she released Ocean Blvd? Please stick to your promise

Didn't you get bored of being obsessed w & keeping tabs on me yet? It's been like 4 eras now sis  Don't add to an already bad hate train of the woman you supposedly "stan" it's that simple, play stupid games win stupid prizes ""

[stjosephprey4us]

Anyways if that's "homeless" then I really hope I wake up tomorrow looking / feeling as homeless as her! Not going to address her husband bc at this pt. celebrities' relationships (esp ones w a significant other who is not really even in the public eye) are really none of my business. Also, her magnum opus is coming with LDR10, I can feel it! 

[BrattyBottom]

I pray that this type of love never ever finds me.

[Soda Pop Queen]

This goof really called a paparazzo way out to backwoods Louisiana? 

 

[bielneira]

29 minutes ago, Katamari said:

Lana and Janet Collab incoming!

Janet Jackson? Is she republican?

[Matchatea]

2 hours ago, ontherocks said:

She owns three homes in California and then moves to Louisiana. A choice 

She's method acting for her album Lasso! 

[popmusicisdead]

1 hour ago, WokeEqualist said:

I can't with Lanadoes she have like a poverty/deep south fetish?

she's from upstate NY but she used to be all about California until COCC and then the Midwest with Tunnel.

if Lasso is still happening obviously she's going Southern.

she'll run out of US regions soon enough 

[Venice B]

When she kept singing about leaving California I never thought the place she would choose to settle would be Louisiana  

[youcallingmyname]

3 hours ago, AshleyLovescats887 said:

The cancer suns really be picking some of the most...interesting men.

Wait not this putas being a late June baby. It's all making sense. I'm calling myself out too before anyone gets their jockstraps and poppers in a bunch. 

[Stardom]

2 hours ago, bielneira said:

They are camping for the next Trump rally?

This is the same woman that tried to k*ll Trump via witchcraft 

 

 

[l3disko]

Cosplaying as a poor person is so edgy and aesthetic 

[NOW]

1 hour ago, popmusicisdead said:

she's from upstate NY but she used to be all about California until COCC and then the Midwest with Tunnel.

if Lasso is still happening obviously she's going Southern.

she'll run out of US regions soon enough 

Her true magnum opus will come when she moves to the PNW, leaves Interscope and signs with Subpop, and then delivers a 90s grunge masterpiece.