Kayseri Mantisi Posted 2 hours ago Share Posted 2 hours ago (edited) After the news of her getting married to a trumpie in a Shrek swamp, new information keeps coming in and even Lana stans are so confused about the whole thing. I keep seeing new tweets about this... Apparently he was engaged to Kelli for 12 years, but then suddenly he left her for Lana. And then Lana moved on to the house Keli, her child and & their relatives were living in and made all of Keli's items disappear and banned her from the house. She was especially strict about her crystals because she didn't want her "energy" in the house. There are also some red flags about him controlling Lana which is currently being criticized by the Lana stans: Thoughts about the whole thing? Do you see any red flags or anything bad? Do you think it's giving Ariana or is it a different situation? Edited 1 hour ago by Kayseri Mantisi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted 2 hours ago Share Posted 2 hours ago (edited) Him not wanting her to take pics kinda makes sense cause for a long time they were very private about their relationship Edited 2 hours ago by Illuminati Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
May Posted 2 hours ago Share Posted 2 hours ago speaking as a more mellow lana stan, i would not trust a WORD out of lana stans' mouths in regards to jeremy a portion of them seem to be really angry that she's married a normal average guy, and w all due disrespect they're a stanbase known for making up a lot of fiction surrounding her life 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pendulum Posted 2 hours ago Share Posted 2 hours ago I want to personally congratulate Lana and her new lovey dovey hubby with this classique 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kayseri Mantisi Posted 2 hours ago Author Share Posted 2 hours ago Just now, May said: w all due disrespect they're a stanbase known for making up a lot of fiction surrounding her life This part is so true, I have never seen an another fanbase who is this much obsessed with the artist's personal life... It's on par with Swifties but worse cuz Swifties at least mindlessly support her & doesn't allow for speculations Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICLDXU4HS Posted 2 hours ago Share Posted 2 hours ago Thread title, so confusing. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bosque Posted 2 hours ago Share Posted 2 hours ago That's so Lana Del Rey 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
?????? Posted 2 hours ago Share Posted 2 hours ago (edited) So, this means her yes and-sized comeback is coming??? Edited 2 hours ago by ?????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kayseri Mantisi Posted 2 hours ago Author Share Posted 2 hours ago Just now, ICLDXU4HS said: Thread title, so confusing. Part 1: Lana debuts Ariana — what did Ariana do last year? She debuted Ethan Slater, people learned that he was together with his wife for years and had a child before dating Ariana, controversy and criticism started pouring in. Part 2: Controversy about him & his ex + Lana's actions — this part is very clear 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ontherocks Posted 2 hours ago Share Posted 2 hours ago Robcrave and deuxmoi as sources Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshleyLovescats887 Posted 2 hours ago Share Posted 2 hours ago 1 minute ago, ?????? said: So, this means her yes and-sized throwback is coming??? "Yeah, I've ****** up again and almost drowned in the swamp of man, so?" out january 12th 2025. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay07 Posted 2 hours ago Share Posted 2 hours ago I'm not going to read all that but it feels so invasive and creepy. Maybe Chappell was right, stop snooping into these women's business, she didn't ask for your parasocial asses looking into how she decorates her home. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpthomas Posted 2 hours ago Share Posted 2 hours ago i don't give a **** about her marrying someone after 4 hours, being the other woman or anything like that. but i do unfortunately care about her marrying someone who is a bigot and supports trump and stands for everything her core fanbase are against. all the things she seemingly is against. i can't make it make sense and i don't love that 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starfish Posted 1 hour ago Share Posted 1 hour ago Stop dictating who a woman can marry. Even in the Victorian era it was the one decision women had. Backward places like Saudi Arabia allow that too but here stans think they know better . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Jacobs Posted 1 hour ago Share Posted 1 hour ago How long were they split up before he got with Lana? Yall need to make q proper thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glitch Posted 1 hour ago Share Posted 1 hour ago When you taste that pepsi cola you gotta lock that down 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
May Posted 1 hour ago Share Posted 1 hour ago 21 minutes ago, Kayseri Mantisi said: This part is so true, I have never seen an another fanbase who is this much obsessed with the artist's personal life... It's on par with Swifties but worse cuz Swifties at least mindlessly support her & doesn't allow for speculations they lie abt the craziest things too ive seen them saying her ex-boyfriend died of a drug overdose and her best friend died and inspired the summertime sadness MV.. at this point they're killing off more people than i do when i call in sick to work 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gelato Posted 1 hour ago Share Posted 1 hour ago not her moving in to the swamp house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spicy Pisces Posted 1 hour ago Share Posted 1 hour ago 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outlaws Posted 56 minutes ago Share Posted 56 minutes ago Are they the new Manson Family or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexrex Posted 40 minutes ago Share Posted 40 minutes ago (edited) 41 minutes ago, Spicy Pisces said: Edited 35 minutes ago by alexrex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
popmusicisdead Posted 34 minutes ago Share Posted 34 minutes ago Ariana, Lana, i'm an Angelina stan so all these girls can wreck as many homes as they want for all i care. but what i'm not tolerating is stealing ugly ass man. Angelina stole Brad from some sad, old white woman while he was still in his PRIME. put some respect to the art of homewrecking goddammit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndofASadMovie Posted 31 minutes ago Share Posted 31 minutes ago Isn't this a bit too parasocial? The tweets from the fans are weird. She's married, move on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burn Posted 12 minutes ago Share Posted 12 minutes ago It's fairly common that somebody will be in a relationship with someone for a long time without being married / having a long engagement, and when they finally move onto their next partner they marry very quickly. Nothing new here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimi Posted 10 minutes ago Share Posted 10 minutes ago poor Keli kicked out of her own home by this white demon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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