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i thought she said the rumors weren't true! :noparty:

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See I'm no swift fan at all and I love Lana's music but the way people would end swift if she'd do

this…. But Lana is like oh ok cool. 
 

 

Edit: let this just be a music video :weeps:

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I still think it's fake, my head can't comprehend this information. 

 

 

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19 hours ago, RideOrDie said:

now why am i in it

Just wanted ur attention and missed you friend! 

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4 hours ago, ontherocks said:

Why do homosexual men feel this entitlement to judge women for who they are with? (Ariana, Taylor, now Lana). I swear, y'all really live in a very depressing parallel universe and the criteria these men need to fullfil will never apply to the man you'll end up getting (barely breathing). 

lmaoo clock it. Some chronically online folk need to touch grass.

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Pretending this is an elaborate setup for Fine China (Lasso Edition) release

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I thought people were joking when they said she took a boat through the swamp but I just saw the pictures and there really was a little shaky boat I can't take this seriously I'm so sorry :rip: 

 

Edit: omg just saw the pictures from the celebration and it was in a BACKYARD like I'm so happy for her but this is not it!

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5 hours ago, ontherocks said:

Why do homosexual men feel this entitlement to judge women for who they are with? (Ariana, Taylor, now Lana). I swear, y'all really live in a very depressing parallel universe and the criteria these men need to fullfil will never apply to the man you'll end up getting (barely breathing). 

Why do heterosexual women feel the need to lower themselves and marry/date men no where near their league/status/looks etc? 

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This makes sense for her.

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10 hours ago, RihannaLoverrr said:

 

Excuse me?! Didn't she literally deny they were together at the start of the month?

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Her 'no' could mean anything, maybe she meant that he wasn't 'recently separated' :dies:

 

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1 hour ago, makeme said:

Why do heterosexual women feel the need to lower themselves and marry/date men no where near their league/status/looks etc? 

Maybe because they're already beyond playing the game of league/status/looks and s**t? They already have all of that by themselves. Not everything in life revolves around that stuff :giraffe:

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8 hours ago, Hitchhiker said:

Marrying a trump supporter aren't her fans grateful nobody cares about her imagine if this was Taylor 

It comes to public image I guess. Taylor image is all about always being right, being smart, calculated and correct, with her fans defending her for all of that, so whenever she has a minor slip, everyone goes after her.

 

Meanwhile Lana, since the very beggining has made it clear she's anything but perfect, with major controversies since her debut album, so by this point everyone is like 'yeah, her doing stup.1d stuff again, whatever'

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Btw, if she's doing all of this to have kids, he's old for that already. I know man can still do... that stuff, but there might be some complications with the baby genetics once the father passes certain age. I hope that's not the case, but, this wasn't the best choice :lakitu:

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What a fraud.

 

Didn't she deny he was her boyfriend earlier this month?

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13 minutes ago, Raiden said:

What a fraud.

 

Didn't she deny he was her boyfriend earlier this month?

 

54 minutes ago, BrokenMachine said:

Her 'no' could mean anything, maybe she meant that he wasn't 'recently separated' :dies:

 

Technically they wouldn't be dating if they were probably already secretly engaged by then  :cm:

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Omg now we are gonna have to hear pretentious music about this when they divorce in 2 months :dancehall3:

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7 minutes ago, Miley Cyrus said:

Omg now we are gonna have to hear pretentious music about this when they divorce in 2 months :dancehall3:

And? We already went through three albums about the cop guy :ryan3:

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Where's Lasso? 

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Glad for her, hoping he's the one. She deserves true happiness 

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Glad for her, hoping he's the one. She deserves true happiness 

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No words, I hope a certain stan is doing alright. 

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2 hours ago, Miley Cyrus said:

Omg now we are gonna have to hear pretentious music about this when they divorce in 2 months :dancehall3:

Not a Miley fan dragging Lana's music.

 

 

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The D must be so good :jonny6:

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8 hours ago, BlackoutZone said:

Pretending this is an elaborate setup for Fine China (Lasso Edition) release

it's a music video

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She's so cunty for this. 
 

 

Also all the gays in here saying he's gross? Stop pretending you haven't stopped lower in your horny grindr escapades. This is the same website where gays thirst over their neighborhood homeless population :rip:

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