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Lana Del Rey marries alligator tour guide


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38 minutes ago, JoeAg said:

my mom did also end up having 3 queer sons :gaycat4: human life is such a fascinating thing, the gayness my (definitely repressed bisexual) father's genes harbored really said "lemme pop out thrice! the world's in need of 3 brother hunties right now"

I love your posts. 

 

As for Lana... yikes. At least she's consistent I guess. She's been telling us this is what she wants since the start.

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Trash music, trash person

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:bibliahh::bibliahh::bibliahh::bibliahh::bibliahh::bibliahh::bibliahh:

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what the actual ****

i refuse

the fact that she was embarrassed to admit they were dating and she lied

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She is a ******* mess.

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He looks like her type to be honest. No wonder why they're married now....

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dem babies gonna be cuté. can't wait :celestial4:

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she knows what she wants.:ahh:

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The divorce album will be :jonny:

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everything is going the wrong way

 

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This is so…

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1 hour ago, James_Dean said:

 

 

:dies: 

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Marrying a trump supporter aren't her fans grateful nobody cares about her imagine if this was Taylor 

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Not the marriage being in the swamp :rip:

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And to think I was rooting for her to get with Quavo. 

I kinda hate her.

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after a month... lana wtf

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This is the most Lana thing she could've done it's hilarious :ahh:

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I'm happy for her :heart:

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alligator tour guide is pretty on brand with her

 

wish her all the happiness in the world

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1 hour ago, Burqa said:

what the actual ****

i refuse

the fact that she was embarrassed to admit they were dating and she lied

She said No in response to the "daughter".

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cannot wait for taylor to take a heat for being lana's friend because she married maga boy 

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Why do homosexual men feel this entitlement to judge women for who they are with? (Ariana, Taylor, now Lana). I swear, y'all really live in a very depressing parallel universe and the criteria these men need to fullfil will never apply to the man you'll end up getting (barely breathing). 

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No one wants to wake up to the news I woke up to this morning. No one. 

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