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Oh wait she's married married :deadbanana2: What kind of crazy 24 hour news cycle

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She… makes choices :giraffe: she'll be divorced by next year no doubt. 

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Oh

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1 hour ago, suburbannature said:

 

 

 

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Damn so she is literally marrying into a trailer trash family :bibliahh:

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12 minutes ago, IBeMe said:

and yet she was gaslighting ppl saying they werent in a relationship when ppl found out and there was backlash :rip: A mess

I think she just denied him being married :suburban:

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Marrying a transphobic, racist MAGAt?

 

lul she's so funni haha, just lyke her songs!! 

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He looks like he has (a couple) corpses buried in his backyard :deadbanana4:

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Good for her

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That's interesting, he kind of is her perfect man. Very methey and conservative to boot 

 

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Congratulations! Happy for her!

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Excuse me?! Didn't she literally deny they were together at the start of the month?

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She must really like him

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Please god no, let me wake up from this nightmare

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she is a ******* mess :rip: im glad as a long term fan i never care about her personal life otherwise i would be in a mental institution

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very on brand for her. the whole waffle house side quest, her songwriting, the midwest aesthetic she has; ofc she's marrying the alligator tour guide she met like 5 days ago. congrats to her :heart: 

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2 hours ago, Starfish said:

She said many times she wants kids and she is close to 40. It's now or never. No need to act surprised. 

I mean tbf my mom had me at 41 (youngest of 5 kids #leggworld), and her older sister had my cousin when she was 44, and didn't Janet have a kid in her 50s? idk some people have the good genes (my mom has expressed that we are descended from literally the poorest of the poor, strong jewish peasants from eastern europe lol) where they can easily have kids with no complications past 40. but yeah I guess historically people do say there's more LIKELIHOOD for complications past a certain age so hmm

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my mom did also end up having 3 queer sons :gaycat4: human life is such a fascinating thing, the gayness my (definitely repressed bisexual) father's genes harbored really said "lemme pop out thrice! the world's in need of 3 brother hunties right now"

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but anyway! wild choice. she looks beautiful and happy

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Category is ... Religious Cult Wedding

 

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every single day i wake up and pray for her not to do anything insanely stupid so i don't have to cover up my dumbaßß HUGE line art tattoo of her (i was 18 do not even mention it omfg) on my torso… we're getting closer to that i fear :gaycat7:

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39 minutes ago, RihannaLoverrr said:

 

Excuse me?! Didn't she literally deny they were together at the start of the month?

:deadbanana2:

 

 

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