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She's just filming a MV to Pretty When You Cry :clap3:

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Reception at Waffle House?

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This is definitely a music video

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so like she wrote Norman ******* Rockwell, realized the world was ending, and just said **** It :jonny2:

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never in my goddamn life did i think Lana Del Rey would one day be Mrs. Crocodile Dundee 

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She said many times she wants kids and she is close to 40. It's now or never. No need to act surprised. 

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9 hours ago, NOW said:

Well...

 

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I guess she's self aware? Lol

39 minutes ago, suburbannature said:

 

 

 

:rip: 

Please tell me he owns an actual house :skull:

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11 hours ago, Vegvisir said:

Sign a prenup girl...

Too late Im afraid

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Album rollouts are getting crazier nowadays 

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15 minutes ago, Starfish said:

She said many times she wants kids and she is close to 40. It's now or never. No need to act surprised. 

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Truly in her MAGA era :clap3:a country album, why not bag a redneck husband as well?

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Shooting a music video, iktr :bird:

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Choose your battles I guess. Good luck :rip:

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No one wants to wake up to the news that i woke up to 

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53 minutes ago, LittleStarmen said:

Could she be dating this guy for years in secret and all the other boyfriends were f*ags? Its the only explanation in my mind

Nah, they've been dating since around March. That's at least six months for her to think and say 'well, yeah, it's now or never'

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She has money, she can easily pay for his teeth fixed / facial reconstructive surgery. And he will always worship her bc she owns a home and he only owns a trailer. Oh Lana… her mind, it amazes me sometimes :jonny3:

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What a beautiful power couple. Perfect for each other :gaycat4:

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There goes her hard earned money :noparty: (when they divorce soon)

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I'm speechless...

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and yet she was gaslighting ppl saying they werent in a relationship when ppl found out and there was backlash :rip: A mess

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God, she's such a strange person. :skull:

 

Don't see this lasting, but there's the inspiration for her next album :heart:

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Do we think she could be pregnant? 

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I want to rip my hair out omg…

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