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Don't see anything wrong here...

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He has kind eyes.

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Can she also reportedly obtain an album or single release date...

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her marriage era and actual #honeymoon incoming

 

 

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her taste in men is so SUS

 

i'm convinced this is performance art for the country epic that is will be LASSO

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This comes as no surprise. We have known for years how desperate she is to get married and have kids.

 

I never thought she was that desperate though. But as long as she's happy, I gues...

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Haven't they only been together for like 1 day?

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I'm trying to keep it cute but... the way she's gonna speedrun this relationship into marriage, then divorce, then three albums' worth of inspiration :toofunny2: 

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An alligator tour guide? That is so Lana :dies:

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Praying she doesn't go thru w it, but if she does then praying she doesn't end up regretting it :toofunny3:

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1 hour ago, Matchatea said:

Has anyone checked on @RideOrDie?!?!? Are they ok?? :deadbanana4:

now why am i in it

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decades of life wasted on something good therapist would fix in 2 years.

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10 minutes ago, Kimi said:

decades of life wasted on something good therapist would fix in 2 years.

Well...

 

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:rip:

 

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And I've obtained a gun. You marry that man and you kill ME Lana. Who's going to pull the trigger first? :dancehall2:

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I think I know when the wedding date and reception is happening

 

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yikes!

 

I don't care if he treats her well, if the screenshots of him liking posts about killing trans and minorities is real, i wish them nothing but a terrible marriage! and i hope it ends soon!

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Not this random man securing his bag just because she's 39 and desperate enough to build a family :rip:

 

Also, wasn't he married? Or it was just a rumor?

 

By the way if Lana wants to have kids, she can do it without marrying someone :deadbanana:

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1 hour ago, NOW said:

I think I know when the wedding date and reception is happening

 

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I just KNEW this f*cking song was the beginning of the end. I'm still a big hater for a reason

 

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Love this for her!

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