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It's 2027. You wake up in a lavish mansion, surrounded by a majordomo and every kind of luxury you can imagine. Disoriented, you get out of bed, reaching for your phone to check the date—trying to piece together what's going on.

 

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Suddenly, a flood of notifications hits your screen. Instagram is buzzing, and your name is tagged in a @billboard post. Curiosity gets the better of you, and with a swipe, you're staring at countless messages from fans congratulating you.

 

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You've done it. You're on top of the Billboard Hot 100.

Stunned, you take a breath.

 

What now? :gaynetcat4:

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Get into that full celeb lifestyle :gaylorcat2:

The promo, the music, the working in the studio for hours and meeting Halsey

 

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Book every promo slot available, do a publicity stunt, hook up with someone famous, call out a washed up pop girl who works with a rapist.

 

Be the most desperate popstar so I wouldn't end up a one hit wonder :thing:

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A sudden leak of my intimate pictures.

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Do a cunty late night show performance and announce my next album right after, along with a tour :beach:

 

 

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Only way I'm getting #1 is if every vocalist on Earth suddenly unalived

 

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i call katy and offer her a collab to help revive her career, she eagerly accepts before i cruelly admit it was a prank, laugh down the line and hang up

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I'd probably pull a Nicki and my song drops to 34 on its second week, and it's out of BB Hot100 after 4 weeks :gaycat7:

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I'd pull a Nicki and take a 3 day ski trip and go ignite a beef with Nara Smith via Twitter rants.

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Release 7929383 more versions so it can stay at #1 for 20 weeks:ryan3:

 

16 minutes ago, Cheers said:

Ask Timothee Chalamet if he would like to collaborate

 

Ask Jacob Elordi is he would like to collaborate

 

Ask Bill Skarsgard if he would like to collaborate

 

Ask Glen Powell if he would like to collaborate

 

Ask Troye Sivan and Lil Nas X if they would like to collaborate together at the same time

 

Ask NLE Choppa if he would like to collaborate

 

Ask Cha Eunwoo if he would like to collaborate

 

Ask Gavin Casalegno if he would like to collaborate

 

Ask Lucien Laviscount if he would like to collaborate

 

Ask Lunay if he would like to collaborate

 

Ask Jaden Smith if he would like to collaborate

 

etc.

Sis let's do a Lady Marmalade because I wanna collaborate with these men too:ryan3:

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Cash out and retire to a farm in the middle of nowhere to live in peace for the rest of my days.

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Im working on my next single that sounds like a redundant copy of the #1 I just got ,then I milk my current #1 for everything. Tours and appearances in every country, multiple version's ,an EP till the full album ,I'm on every single magazine cover as "The next big thing" :gaycat2:

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Using my clout to push for political change, trying to make socialism palatable for the mainstream. And I'd wanna built a homeless shelter for queer people in the town I'm living in. :chick3:

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work the fame for a few months/a year, and then retire and invest my money wisely so i don't need to work another day in my life and can just live in a different country/airbnb every month, having safe s3x with hot guys and dilly dallying in my hobbies :cm:

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work the fame for a few months/a year, and then retire and invest my money wisely so i don't need to work another day in my life and can just live in a different country/airbnb every month, having safe s3x with hot guys and dilly dallying in my hobbies :cm:

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I'd probably pull a Nicki and use my coin to buy coke to celebrate. 

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1 hour ago, PerfectCure said:

It's 2027. You wake up in a lavish mansion, surrounded by a majordomo and every kind of luxury you can imagine. Disoriented, you get out of bed, reaching for your phone to check the date—trying to piece together what's going on.

 

360_F_232862620_mEuo1apRu2MhAt6Imav8KHkF9ZyayU9b.jpg

 

Suddenly, a flood of notifications hits your screen. Instagram is buzzing, and your name is tagged in a @billboard post. Curiosity gets the better of you, and with a swipe, you're staring at countless messages from fans congratulating you.

 

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You've done it. You're on top of the Billboard Hot 100.

Stunned, you take a breath.

 

What now? :gaynetcat4:

if its 2027 i dunno if instagram will be a thing anymore :giraffe:

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I'd probably pull a Nicki and use my coin to buy coke to celebrate. 

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i'd be worried, i have no talent and would surely be found out very quickly 

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if its instagram i dunno if 2027 will be a thing anymore :giraffe:

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I would enjoy the moment as much as I can since I would probably end up as a OHW :toofunny3:

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You wake up in a lavish mansion, surrounded by a majordomo and every kind of luxury you can imagine. 

Well, if the mansion and luxury are mine, I don't think I'd care about being #1. I would turn off my notifications and go back to bed.

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i would check the ATRL thread

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take the taylor swift class on career longevity 101 

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