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Shawn Mendes announces funeral of his career


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I'll get out the prayer beads if somebody would like to begin the eulogy. Nicki is on the mac and cheese and Sabrina (Carpenter) is on beverages.

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He knew Sabrina and Camila would be there :toofunny3:

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Been waiting for this moment since he mocked Britney shaving her head on that radio interview!

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His Tickets to My Downfall is upon us :clap3:

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At least he knew because that song literally was so...

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10 minutes ago, Pavement Princess said:

I'll get out the prayer beads if somebody would like to begin the eulogy. Nicki is on the mac and cheese and Sabrina (Carpenter) is on beverages.

More like the anal beads :xtinass:

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him doubling down on the white-guy-with-guitar-ness when his last album where he did the same thing bombed hard like... :skull: 
if he just did an upbeat poppy song he could probably still smash.... 

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2 minutes ago, Dula Peep said:

him doubling down on the white-guy-with-guitar-ness when his last album where he did the same thing bombed hard like... :skull: 
if he just did an upbeat poppy song he could probably still smash.... 

does that seem like something he would want to do to you? He's not doubling down on it that's literally just who he is

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We love a self aware king. 

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finally, thank god 

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3 hours ago, Dula Peep said:

him doubling down on the white-guy-with-guitar-ness when his last album where he did the same thing bombed hard like... :skull: 

See this is how i know you all didn't actually listen to it because his last record was absolutely not white guy with a guitar at all, it was far and away the poppiest record he's ever made. He barely plays guitar on it at all. 

 

Anyway, I'm just glad he's happy where he's at. He's made it very clear that he's kinda uninterested in having his career be what it was up to 2019, and this is by far the happiest and most at ease I've seen him in years. I think he's one of those people who just isn't really cut out for fame beyond a certain level, and i'm glad he's finally personally realized that. 

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His reputa era :jonny5::jonny5:

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Sabrina performing "Taste" and Camila performing "GODSPEED"… he knew what would happen

 

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8 hours ago, Pavement Princess said:

I'll get out the prayer beads if somebody would like to begin the eulogy. Nicki is on the mac and cheese and Sabrina (Carpenter) is on beverages.

I can't with this damn website :deadbanana2:

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WWW could have been that hit

what a waste

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3 hours ago, MP3 said:

WWW could have been that hit

what a waste

In what world? It's uneventful. 

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As long as Shawn is fine with it that is fine. It is obvious he has very little interest in fame anymore. If anything he seems to actively hate it and everything to do with it. He likes music, he just hates the fame that comes with it if you are successful. He is prioritizing his mental health above success. The man is set for life anyway financially. He will maintain his small base of niche fans and he seems happy with that

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Honestly, it's been six years since he's had a hit. He's more a celebrity than a singer nowadays. He and Camila really Yoko Ono'd each other.

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Oh well, we'll always have Shawn Mendes (2018).

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