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Ahead of her seventh album, 143 — that's code in beeper language for "I Love You" — the artist's reputation, musical and otherwise, hangs in the balance. How does she recover after years of public flopping?

 

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Instead of trying and failing to remake Teenage Dream, Perry should hit the studio with an artist who can shake her out of her musical stasis.

 

 

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Perry ought to reach across the musical aisle and get fresher talent who can both sing and pander to the Gen-Z audience she clearly desires right now. Tate McCrae, whose TikTok bad-girl anthem "greedy" sounds like the kind of music Kate Perry wishes she could make

 

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Katy incorporating rap feels like an embarrassing attempt at relevancy, especially next to her mid-range belting. Even when the features ostensibly work, they end up aging poorly

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In fact, her Vegas residency was good! It worked! People came from all over the country to watch her two-hour Vegas fantasia. 

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We need a return to the baffling glory of the Witness 72-hour livestream. And yet, unlike a lot of her lackluster hits and embarrassing public gaffes, it was an obvious PR stunt that felt both original and truly Perry-esque. She has a high-energy presence — she's a real yammerer who could amuse herself gabbing away.

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After the release of 143's lead single, Daily Mail reported that Perry was allegedly "freaking out" at the response to the song. 

But what if Perry dropped "Woman's World" from it entirely? 

 

Cutting the track would allow her an opportunity to admit a ****-up and it even launches the song into cult status.

:rip:

 

 

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"Woman's World" could have gained cult status only if she had sung it 15 minutes before the announcement of the winner of the presidential election and Kamala began to lose votes immediately after her performance (and would have played to Trump).

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Poor thing

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I am sure there are some people with red hats with no morals and loads of selfhatred that are deemed a political cult could give it some kind of status.

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Maybe if Nikki Haley was running for President :rip: 

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Instead of trying and failing to remake Teenage Dream, Perry should hit the studio with an artist who can shake her out of her musical stasis.

That's why she's collabing with "Death by Sex" songstress Kim Petras xx

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not them trying to make it as "the room" of music scene :rip:

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maybe Top 15 in the Scientology Hot 100

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11 minutes ago, HASHTAGPOW said:

A cult with 6 members 

you mean Katykats?

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Maybe the gays should un-cancel "Woman's World" and start streaming it en masse in order to prevent this possibility :ryan3:

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Katy Perry definitely seems to be mimicking a more Charles Manson like career shift

 

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When even articles are jumping in on the "What would you do to save Katy's career?"

 

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i feel like this is major gaslighting. there's nothing remotely redeemable about that song for it to have 'cult status'. bffr 

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Time to bring back the livestream. :gaycat1:

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1 hour ago, RideOrDie said:

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 what was the original tweet :deadbanana:

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« Deleting herself from the industry would make it a cult move ! »

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