celeb news Lana Del Rey shuts down rumors that she is dating alligator tour guide

[boyamama]

19 hours ago, theweekend said:

 

Ewww..lana sis.. seriously 

[HealerKirby]

If Lana fans keep being annoying to her like this then I fear this might be the fate of Lasso 

 

[Abracadabra]

It's always the most single heauxs calling someone's man ugly

[prézli]

Looks like a truck driver.

[Forestboy]

Her pxssy tastes like red-neck racists. 

[John Slayne]

y'all just don't get it 

[Raiden]

On 8/28/2024 at 7:25 PM, Frozen99 said:

i just... he looks so redneck-y... i wanna say, as long as she's happy but this is a ******* mess, Mary  

Never mind the redneckness — dude is old AF.

 

One of their nights his heart will not survive the orgasm and will die while in her

[ScorpiosGroove]

Just now, Raiden said:

Never mind the redneckness — dude is old AF.

 

One of their nights his heart will not survive the orgasm and will die while in her

the old people jokes when most of y'all on here are like 40 

[Dolce Vita]

his ugly political beliefs aside i get it lana…we both love old as hell rough around the edges MEN

[Raiden]

1 minute ago, ScorpiosGroove said:

the old people jokes when most of y'all on here are like 40 

That guy is twice that.

 

The issue here is that Lana is supposed to be the catch — she has no business providing ***** for what appears to be a homeless drug addict who is about to be senile soon.

 

The only justification would be if the guy is super special which he is not (special as in, he's a billionaire or a real life king/prince or a Stephen Hawking type genius Nobel prize winner  or air force pilot.... or an aircraft carrier captain....... instead the guy is captain of this:

 

[ScorpiosGroove]

2 hours ago, Raiden said:

That guy is twice that.

 

The issue here is that Lana is supposed to be the catch — she has no business providing ***** for what appears to be a homeless drug addict who is about to be senile soon.

 

The only justification would be if the guy is super special which he is not (special as in, he's a billionaire or a real life king/prince or a Stephen Hawking type genius Nobel prize winner  or air force pilot.... or an aircraft carrier captain....... instead the guy is captain of this:

 

imagine actually caring about this 

[Troll Idle]

4 hours ago, ScorpiosGroove said:

imagine actually caring about this 

This is ATRL of course we care

[artc0cx]

Looks homeless

[GraceRandolph]

A Trump supporting alligator hunter.  

[LustSpell]

And then she confirmed she's not even dating the guy, nor is the person Twitter their daughter.

https://www.instagram.com/p/C_VqpuIvY2t/?img_index=1

[BloodLuster]

she won (again)

[Bad_vocal_technique]

Yes Lana! Let them know. 

[uusagii]

I'm intensely attracted to that guy

Different folks, different strokes I guess

[truthteller]

35 minutes ago, uusagii said:

I'm intensely attracted to that guy

Different folks, different strokes I guess

thank you for your service

[artc0cx]

Thank god it wasn't true 

[Radical Pessimism]

45 minutes ago, artc0cx said:

Thank god it wasn't true 

Why? it's not like her dating him will affect you in real life 

[Superbitch]

So why were in London together 

[Superbitch]

On 8/29/2024 at 12:45 PM, John Slayne said:

y'all just don't get it 

Do you?

[RideOrDie]

FAKE NEWS! 

 

[RoughOperator]

I love the way she replied 💀 "No"