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who's gonna - lu kala

she kinda gave it to me

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don't call me - almeda

it was fine but i was a little unmoved, i was much more into the instrumental than her actual presence

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body favors - jae stephens

this was kind of a revelation for me . this is my type of boring pop music that i'll leave on repeat for 10 hours

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Nicki Minaj - Itty Bitty Piggy

We stan just for this song

 

Selena Gomez & The Scene - Bang Bang Bang

I mean it's listenable. Not good but listenable

 

Magdalena Bay - Domino

This was quite nice.

 

Ashley Tisdale - Be Good to Me

Oh this is shockingly good. Wtf

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Gavin Turek - Heaven Knows

Whoa who tf hid this from me???? Im a bit obsessed

 

Lu Kala - Who's Gonna

Ooo I want to play this right before a night out. It's cute. 

 

Alemeda - Don't Call Me

This was alright. I like her tone. 

 

Jae Stephens - Body Favors

She reminds me of someone I can't put my finger on. Cute song tho

 

 

This set was pretty fun

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Nova May - CBA

Absolutely not.

 

JIHYO - Room

It's just fine

 

H.E.R. - U

Okay Ms Letters herself. I see u. Cute song

 

We Are KING - Hey

I wanted to make a "Bye" joke so bad but instead I'm saying hey back and welcoming inside for cookies and wine. I like the cute epic vibe of the song.

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Kwon Eunbi - Glitch

A nice song. I think she done this well

 

St. Vincent - Slow Disco

Lovely sing

 

IVE - I Am

I like this song but it's just alright among these other songs

 

JoJo - Baby It's You

What a nice song to finish out on. 

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🏆 CRITERIA 1: WINNER SONGS 🏆

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Nicki Minaj - "Itty Bitty Piggy"
Firstly, congrats on making the finale! Nicki still being eligible in the finale is kind of surprising, but then again it also kind of isn't given her rep these days? Going to be fair and not take that into account of course. To me, this wasn't really it. The bars were repetitive and kind of weak, it's clear this is from a time before Nicki was really hitting her stride. I think "Fly" would have been a much better choice for this, which may cause some eye rolls, but… that's just how I feel. Don't see this doing too hot with me.

 

Selena Gomez & The Scene - "Bang Bang Bang"
Firstly, congrats on making the finale! I know people love sending these throwback Disney girl bops in these games for the easy nostalgia points, but unfortunately I don't have any attachment to this era of Miley/Selena/Demi/Ashley tween pop outside of a very select few songs. The good news is, that means I can judge this objectively! This is a cute bop. A bit cheap sounding, definitely not something I'll ever listen to again, but it wasn't unpleasant to listen to. Just another cheap throwaway from the 2010s.

 

Magdalena Bay - "Domino"
Firstly, congrats on making the finale! I love that somebody else noticed Mag Bay being incorrectly vanished. I was keeping them in my back pocket just in case I thought of something to send, but was eliminated before it could be of any use to me. I had a different "Domino" on my own mock list (Jessie J's for criteria four—yes, eyerolls ensue!) and felt like mentioning that. This was a lovely chill bop by genuine musicians and honestly you completely washed the other girls in this category for me. Ate!

 

Ashley Tisdale - "Be Good to Me"
Firstly, congrats on making the finale! It would be extremely boring if I just reiterated my thoughts on the Selena Gomez song, and luckily I don't have to! This is far enough away from the Disney shtick and a genuinely fun pop/R&B offering. It's so mid-2000s in the best way, and is definitely succeeding at farming nostalgia points from me. I'm honestly surprised this song wasn't bigger than it was. Nice one.

 

📉 CRITERIA 2: IDK HER SONGS 📉

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Gavin Turek - "Heaven Knows"
Not at all surprised to see something from this album here. I did peep the reception it was receiving upon release and gave it a listen. I found it to be quite enjoyable! I don't know if it's one of the strongest tracks on the album per se, but it's definitely not a bad choice. It reminds me specifically of Kylie's 'DISCO' album in its modern yet classic sounding production, which is a plus for me. I do think it may have overstayed its welcome a little, and when I thought it was over, it kept going… hmph.

 

Lu Kala - "Who's Gonna"
I am very surprised to see something from Lu Kala here actually, since I feel like she isn't the most well-received artist? Fortunately for you, I am not one of her detractors. This song just oozes fun and funk. I do prefer "Pretty Girl Era" and "Hotter Now" a good deal, but I understand they were ineligible for this. This song specifically reminds me of Fleur East a lot. A cute bop, but not thee strongest choice.

 

Alemeda - "Don't Call Me"
I really loved the first song that was sent by this artist, "Guy's Girl" I believe it was? Definitely a nice introduction to this artist. It's an interesting experience when you hear a song by an artist and love it, and then hear another and… don't as much? I don't know. This song isn't bad by any means, but it isn't packing the same punch and capturing my attention like her previous entry did. This was just alright.

 

Jae Stephens - "Body Favors"
My winner! This song was on my mock list of submissions, for this criteria too, of course. This was actually the first song of Jae's that I heard as she's been a more recent discovery for me, and I listened to a few of her other songs and really like "WET" also. This song has just about everything I like in a song honestly. It's catchy, has a great groove, tons of personality, and blends different sounds and textures in such a fun way. A huge win for me and washing the other girls in this category. Ate down!

 

🤨 CRITERIA 3: KHIA ARTISTS 🤨

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Nova May - "CBA"
Nova May is a fun artist, obviously trying to chase that sort of Ke$ha-adjacent electro pop party girl lane from the early 2010s, which is usually totally my vibe. My problem with this song is… well I kinda just don't really like this song much at all unfortunately. "DJ MY RELIGION" does a much better job of calling back to this era and being a super fun sing-along dance pop bop. Clearly that song was ineligible, but eh. This didn't really hit the mark for me, I'm sorry.

 

JIHYO - "Room"
This song is quite nice and chill, pretty sounding. I like the melodies and such throughout. I'd say more about this, but I feel like I'd just be trying to reach a self-imposed word count. Pleasant and fine.

 

H.E.R. - "U"
Clearly Armani has never played Vanishing Letters for H.E.R. not to have been sent at all. I kid, I kid. You were holding onto this one-letter title for a difficult batch of vanished letters, weren't you? I like this enough. It's not blowing me away, but it's probably the best of this criteria so far. It's very reminiscent of its time, that 2015-2019 era of trap pop beats that were inescapable. But I liked it for what it is.

 

We Are KING - "Hey"
This was another adequately pleasant listening experience. It was a chill vibe and I was enjoying it, but just as I thought it was wrapping up, I realized it was only about halfway through, so… hmm. May have overstayed its welcome for me, but it wasn't bad. Could be something nice to put on in the background and zone out to, you know, for the vibes. But as a song I'd return to specifically, it's unlikely.

 

🫥 CRITERIA 4: IT'S ALL VANISHING 🫥

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Kwon Eunbi - "Glitch"
Definitely, I thought it was fun, I like the beat. So… yeah! I was expecting some mega slays from this more or less free choice criteria, and you sorta kinda delivered. The production here is clearly the star of the show, which I'm not complaining about. The vocals and melodies were nice and accompanied it well, but the beat came here to serve, and serve she did.

 

St. Vincent - "Slow Disco"
I haven't listened to this lady a whole lot. This song kind of almost reminds me of something, but I can't put my finger on what it is. Whatever it is, isn't something that resonates with me strongly, personally. I didn't actively dislike this, but it didn't leave a lasting impression.

 

IVE - "I Am"
This was fun and boppy, kind of reminds me of Ava Max's music a little bit in some parts. Like something she would have released as a stand alone single. This was a bit more formulaic and thus a bit less interesting than the "Glitch" song, but I still enjoyed this enough. Not a super slay, but cute.

 

JoJo - "Baby It's You"
Gurl did Auburn force you submit this song ijbol? JoJo is such a special artist and she was truly denied of having the main pop girl career she was destined to have by that awful label. Chile anyways. This song is such a bop, such a great throwback entry for me. This song came up when I was searching for something for the 3/4 round ijbol. Is it her best song? Well no, but it's the best song in this criteria.

 

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Nicki Minaj - Itty Bitty Witty: It's an ok song, nothing I would revisit tbh

Selena Gomez & The Scene - Bang Bang Bang: This went platinum in 12 year old Crashed's household. The song will get a lot of nostalgic love from me.

Magdalena Bay - Domino: Honestly, I like the production but the voice isn't doing it for me

Ashley Tisdale - Good to Me: Cute, but will it rank high in my ratings. Probably not.

Gavin Turek - Heaven Knows: Never heard of her before but I'm really digging the song.

Lu Kala - Who's Gonna: Unfortunately this is a bop, I hate to give Dr. Puke the credit when it's due

Alemeda - Don't Call Me: well yes!

Jae Stephens - Body Favors: WINNERRRRRR

Nova May - CBA: I'm not feeling this. Also I hated the wannabe-gimme-more outro :sorry:

Jihyo - Room: I prefer other songs from the ep but this is still fine

H.E.R. - U: choices

We are KING - Hey: choices [2]

Kwon Eu Bi - Glitch: smasher

St. Vincent - Slow Disco:  :gaycat7:

IVE - I AM: I LOVE THIS SMASHHHHH. ICONIC SHOWSTOPPING SPECTACULAR ETC

JoJo - Baby It's You: This bored me.

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Nicki Minaj - Itty Bitty Piggy
only that one part is good sorry
 

Selena Gomez & The Scene - Bang Bang Bang
trashy pop will always have that cvnty appeal. it's okay
 

Magdalena Bay - Domino
oh this incredible song from an incredible album from an incredible band
 

Ashley Tisdale - Be Good to Me
trashy pop will always have that cvnty appeal [2] this one is cvntier tho and better
 

Gavin Turek - Heaven Knows
awrkay you got me bopping with this one 
 

Lu Kala - Who's Gonna
it's ok, has a nice rhythm, the filter on her voice is horrid

Alemeda - Don't Call Me
boring af which is sad cuz that one song sent the other round was great
 

Jae Stephens - Body Favors
okay bop, this is great
 

Nova May - CBA
generic af... keep it
 

JIHYO - Room
she sounds so nice when she's not screaming :clap3:
 

H.E.R. - U
:sleep:
 

We Are KING - Hey
okay she was cute a little chill moment
 

Kwon Eunbi - Glitch
she's kinda pop perfection
 

St. Vincent - Slow Disco
oh this was great, very dramatic
 

IVE - I Am
this was always so boring...
 

JoJo - Baby It's You
oh this great, nice beat :clap3:

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Category One:

Itty Bitty Piggy 

I love me some trashy savage rap. Ended Rochelle Jordan :gaycat1:

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Bang Bang Bang:

This is better than I remembered tbh. It's no LYLALS, Hit the Lights, Outlaw, Whiplash, Middle of Nowhere or My Dilemma but it's still a serve and I'm a Selenator so of course it will rank with me. 

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Domino:

It's ok. Not really a fan of the vocals at all. I feel like I can tell who sent this given the other entries. 

 

Anyways, definitely the least ranked of the 4 guaranteed. 

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Be Good To Me:

 

Likely going to be my winner as the nostalgia factor for me on this song is VERY strong. Stronger than He Said She Said actually. Her HSM tour outfit video for this song played so much on the Disney Channel back in the day as well. This song is just pure nostalgia pop. 

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Will do the other categories at various times of the day 

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Nicki Minaj - Itty Bitty Piggy

YAAAAAAAAAAAAS iconic song omg... this hits just as hard as the first time I listened to it YUPYUP.

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Selena Gomez & The Scene - Bang Bang Bang

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS oh this CLASSICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC 
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Magdalena Bay - Domino

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS love this album and love this song YUPYUP
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Ashley Tisdale - Be Good to Me

Oh wait a minute... what is this omggg I love
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SO WHY CAN'T YOU BE, BE GOOD TO ME

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Gavin Turek - Heaven Knows

I'm MOVINGGGGG
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Lu Kala - Who's Gonna

 

I was kinda bored but she wasn't bad! just very repetitive 

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Alemeda - Don't Call Me

OKAYYYYYYYY wait a minute why is every song on this playlist serving boots rn... besides last song but we just won't count her 

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Jae Stephens - Body Favors

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

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Nova May - CBA

 

OKAYYYYYYY 

I I I I I CBA 
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JIHYO - Room

 

second plane just hit the vl towers omg... this was not it for me 

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