celeb news Critics pan Woman's World: The Guardian 1/5, Pitchfork: "A monumental catastrophe"

[Apolonio ₃₄]

6 minutes ago, JoeAg said:

who the hell made a banner calling it the song of the summer 

 

have you not listened to Joyride? or Birds of a Feather? or like... Image by Magdalena Bay? or Good Luck, Babe? or Lift You Up by Jessie & Romy? or Apple by Charli? or, hell, even the phenomenal Hate Being Alone by Dagny? I'm sorry but even though I think some people are doing too much on this song on a purely musical level, it's not good and it's produced by a r*pist. don't see how it could ever qualify as a song of the summer contender

You're not suppose to take it seriously. Much like Woman's World (Katy Perry's version)

 

[applestar]

Critics are low-key being so dramatic, it's not that bad and is better than most of the songs on the charts 

 

Demo was much better though 

 

[artc0cx]

Im just gonna say that I havent actively listen to Katy since Prism and HIH/NRO, and it will continue to be like that.

 

Edited July 12 by artc0cx

[collin]

 

Keep em coming.

[EnigmaticAndroid]

This thread has been just 

 

One for the books I fear

[Katamari]

34 minutes ago, JoeAg said:

who the hell made a banner calling it the song of the summer 

 

have you not listened to Joyride? or Birds of a Feather? or like... Image by Magdalena Bay? or Good Luck, Babe? or Lift You Up by Jessie & Romy? or Apple by Charli? or, hell, even the phenomenal Hate Being Alone by Dagny? I'm sorry but even though I think some people are doing too much on this song on a purely musical level, it's not good and it's produced by a r*pist. don't see how it could ever qualify as a song of the summer contender

Click the banner babes

[JoeAg]

32 minutes ago, BrattyBottom said:

The banner directs to Cher's far superior song.

 

29 minutes ago, Apolonio said:

You're not suppose to take it seriously. Much like Woman's World (Katy Perry's version)

 

 

1 minute ago, Katamari said:

Click the banner babes

amazing  thank you @ mods or whomever did that, made my day

[PlERRE]

"This garbage has six writers."

 

 

 

 

[Thor]

This thread has me SCREAMING! Pure comedic gold!

 

Love the lashings this morally corrupt woman is getting! So deserved!

 

Rest in piss!

 

[jeffersonairplanes19]

the random ryan murphy stray in the dazed review

[AlbumOfTheYear]

Stop beating her, I don't think she's breathing anymore 

[Ms. Togekiss]

What is THIS ???

im literally SCREAMING 

[artc0cx]

Let me make me some coffee to read all this thread 

[Mitsouko]

Reader's Digest pan coming when? Cahiers du Cinéma drag where u at?

 

[fountain]

  

 

stream Joyride

[FameFatale]

But honestly could someone make a Stupid Love / Woman's World remixed mashup cause it would kinda knock  

[FOCK]

Luke thought KP would be the ultimate vehicle to restore his public image through the deceptive & tone deaf use of a "female empowerment" song, after his attempts at re-garnering the gay community failed, with his trans artist, the other KP. 
 

If one good thing has come of it, it's that he's assured that no one will want their project associated with him now & it has resurfaced all the reports he'd worked to suppress these past years. Katy's "big comeback" is now DOA, for being a willing participant in the attempt at manufacturing consent & the short-sightedness to think it could be done with such a trash song.
 

Damn, double homicide. 

[Smarticle]

This is a pop emergency

 

[scheibe]

[PlERRE]

In the immortal words of Sister Catherine Rose Holzman, uttered moments before she died: "Katy Perry, please stop."

 

[Thor]

8 hours ago, Almighty Gaga said:

It's release day. How did her fans VANISH so quickly? They spent The past few weeks downvoting everyone

 

 

7 hours ago, Marry Illusion Glory said:

- Morally questionable creative decisions

- Zero artistic progression (in fact, regression)

- Lashed and panned by critics

- Streaming and chart bomb in the making

- Joyride showing daily growth

- SL comparisons and acclaim

 

 

The way all of Kats' individual worst nightmares are coming true except all of them are being delivered in one combined BOMBASTIC package. Might as well just go ahead and brand this as the WORST comeback of all time.

 

ajsjsjsj the way her few remaining stans crawled out of a hole as soon as the song was announced and completely VANISHED now is the cherry on top

 

4 hours ago, Bewitched said:

 

This is going to give Katy stans & @Breathe On Moi nightmares for years to come ahhhhh

[Apolonio ₃₄]

7 minutes ago, Thor said:

 

ajsjsjsj the way her few remaining stans crawled out of a hole as soon as the song was announced and completely VANISHED now is the cherry on top

 

This is going to give Katy stans & @Breathe On Moi nightmares for years to come ahhhhh

There were so many crawling around now I only see a very select few lmaoo 

 

[Junlin]

What's the last song being massively lashed this hard? 

[BrattyBottom]

1 hour ago, AlbumOfTheYear said:

Stop beating her, I don't think she's breathing anymore 

[Konril]

The amount of Popular Posts this thread has.