celeb news Critics pan Woman's World: The Guardian 1/5, Pitchfork: "A monumental catastrophe"

[kwek_kwek]

I'm afraid her album will receive a score less than 50 on MC. 
 

[hallucinate]

it was bad for her

[umich]

4 minutes ago, kwek_kwek said:

I'm afraid her album will receive a score less than 50 on MC. 
 

Luckily she's been in that position so she's already prepped and ready just in case.

 

[KatyPrismSpirit]

the way this release couldnt possibly get worse. 

[The7thStranger]

...makes the reviews of Witness seem quaint.

 

Man, they did not hold back.

[UnusualBoy]

I like the song but even Stevie Wonder was seeing this being panned from miles away, she didn't have to return to Luke for a song like this but she's dumb enough to not learn from her mistakes

[Virgos Groove]

I think she might pop a vein if when this flops.

 

[The7thStranger]

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The author Peter Lloyd from The New York Times remarked that the song "was co-written by six people, four of whom are men. It's produced by three men, one of whom is Dr Luke, who was accused of sexual, physical, and emotional abuse by Kesha."

 

[Ethereaaal]

That's what she gets for supporting Dr. Rape 

 

Her ten fans here expected Teenage Dream, but got Kim Petras instead 

Edited July 12 by Ethereaaal

[enchanted0]

19 minutes ago, Sugden said:

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this thread already gives me that 45k CTTR thread vibes

[Almighty Gaga]

Just when you think that she cannot get more panned than her last release, she proves everyone wrong 

 

[BrattyBottom]

More of this energy! We love a truth teller.

 

TELL THE TRUTH!

THIS IS A WOMAN'S WORLD

[alfonso12]

"It's a song that made me feel stupider every sorry time I listened to it."

 

[IBeMe]

I know music is subjective or whatever but like I CANNOT BELIEVE there are fans saying they enjoyed the song or mv…both are horrible

[Blue Monday]

The way she managed to make Stupid Love seem like a masterpiece 

 

[Blue Monday]

26 minutes ago, kwek_kwek said:

I'm afraid her album will receive a score less than 50 on MC. 
 

So just another album release for Katheryn? 

 

[Vespertine]

I wish Taylor hadn't ever made up with Katy.

 

I miss the days when she was super petty, like returning to Spotify on Katy's album release day. This would've been a perfect day to bully Katy. 

 

 

[CroNich]

It's over for her I fear 

[Spicy Pisces]

143 DOA

[shimind]

2024 will be remembered as the year when music critics finally got their spine back 

[BrattyBottom]

A write up from my local music paper today reads:

 

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Katy Perry's "Woman's World" Is a Dystopia

Third flop era's a charm?

Remember when Katy Perry told her fellow kids to get ready to pop off? Well, the day has finally come for us to pop off to the corporate team-building exercise where our male co-workers are reminded that their non-male counterparts know where the HR office is.

 

 

As much as some hoped this upcoming Katy Perry era would break her flop curse, early teasers of "Woman's World" weren't promising. Unfortunately, the full version is even less redeeming, with any glimmer that the singer was going the club pop route smashed. The only thing matching Perry's robotic Mr. Tumnus get-up is how much the song feels like it was manufactured on an assembly line.

 

We should take this opportunity to celebrate, if only because this is a massive L for Dr. Luke. I wouldn't be the first to point out that a song about being a girl's girl being produced by the man who kept Kesha locked in a contract after she accused him of sexual assault is darkly ironic. Anyway, stream "JOYRIDE!"

 

The music video is about as deep as the surface-level Tumblr feminism "Woman's World" touts, with Perry appearing as Rosie the Riveter while drinking "Woman's whiskey." Considering her disposition against the elderly, does Perry know Rosie is from the '40s?

 

[Queen Of Slay]

after hearing snippets im so lost as to what effect she thought this as a lead would give we need to rush release lifetime or nirvana NOW

[Illuminati]

8 minutes ago, Vespertine said:

I wish Taylor hadn't ever made up with Katy.

 

I miss the days when she was super petty, like returning to Spotify on Katy's album release day. This would've been a perfect day to bully Katy. 

 

 

Don't think this one will need any sabotage tbh  

[Sugden]

4 minutes ago, BrattyBottom said:

A write up from my local music paper today reads:

 

Remember when Katy Perry told her fellow kids to get ready to pop off? Well, the day has finally come for us to pop off to the corporate team-building exercise where our male co-workers are reminded that their non-male counterparts know where the HR office is.

 

 

As much as some hoped this upcoming Katy Perry era would break her flop curse, early teasers of "Woman's World" weren't promising. Unfortunately, the full version is even less redeeming, with any glimmer that the singer was going the club pop route smashed. The only thing matching Perry's robotic Mr. Tumnus get-up is how much the song feels like it was manufactured on an assembly line.

 

We should take this opportunity to celebrate, if only because this is a massive L for Dr. Luke. I wouldn't be the first to point out that a song about being a girl's girl being produced by the man who kept Kesha locked in a contract after she accused him of sexual assault is darkly ironic. Anyway, stream "JOYRIDE!"

 

The music video is about as deep as the surface-level Tumblr feminism "Woman's World" touts, with Perry appearing as Rosie the Riveter while drinking "Woman's whiskey." Considering her disposition against the elderly, does Perry know Rosie is from the '40s?

 

 

i think need to to change the thread title to critics pan womans world

[By the Water]

It's crazy how much backlash she gets at this level of irrelevance. It's like people remember she exists only to **** on her