celeb news Critics pan Woman's World: The Guardian 1/5, Pitchfork: "A monumental catastrophe"

[Apolonio ₃₄]

UH OH

[Apolonio ₃₄]

17 minutes ago, sunbathinganimal said:

Whew she is getting LASHED left and right askskksksksksks
 

[Beyonceist]

I am hollering and screaming at these gifs yall better keep 'em coming

[Bewitched]

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Muddled in with all this turbo cheesecakery are blatant grasps for gay standom. "She's a sister and a mother," Perry sings, winking at drag culture so hard you suspect she'd pop a hernia if her abs weren't hard as armour. 

[X~MoviePoP]

Katy never learns

[enchanted0]

The endless lashings from 2017... It's like having the ME! rollout for 3 times in a row. Katycats are so strong and brave

[popmusicisdead]

oh they f*cking went in. someone get this writer an ATRL account 

[KillingYourCareer]

[Donquizote]

It's a BOMB

 

Kesha won

[ThomasTea]

KatyCats our first pan of the era, 143 has truly begun! 

[Navyofbadgals]

The way she's always getting panned so they had to make sure to pan her extra hard with this one to show us just how bad it is

 

[Burn]

I think what makes it funny is that Katy has been a judge on American Idol for like the last decade and is supposed to advise others on how to make good music and forge a respectable music career for themselves..... like how can anyone seriously take tips from her when this is the best she can do?

 

[Illuminati]

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what the hell is this

her and the rest of us felt the same

Edited July 12 by Illuminati

[Bloodflowers.]

I thought there is no way Katy could ruin her moment again after Small Talk. I thought she learned her lession there because Harleys in Hawaii could've been a legit hit after coming off of Never Really Over, but now she did it again. She could have a decent song that could be a hit on this album, but nobody will care to check anymore after this awful lead single ruining momentum

[If U Seek Amy]

Critics hated teenage dream too. We do not care

[halcyonday]

1 minute ago, Burn said:

I think what makes it funny is that Katy has been a judge on American Idol for like the last decade and is supposed to advise others on how to make good music and forge a respectable music career for themselves..... like how can anyone seriously take tips from her when this is the best she can do?

 

more like forge any career as all of these people there never make it....

[State of Grace.]

Welp. Not even Stupid Bomb comparisons can be made now because even that song was not critically panned.

 

[A-V-XYZ]

This is the worst lead single since Make Me Ft G-Eazy lmao.

[Mr. Blue_Shirt]

After so many comparisons of Stupid Love even based on the snippet alone, 'As well as sounding like reheated Gaga' is truly the cherry on top of her supposed-comeback single

 

[WildAmerican]

33 minutes ago, sunbathinganimal said:

our minds, i was gonna post this gif

 

OT:

 

[Kiss It Better]

i mean when did the critics ever praise katy's music? 

[Sugden]

[bielneira]

She's so dead

 

[WildAmerican]

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As well as sounding like reheated Gaga, it also sounds brazenly like Chappell Roan's Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl, a knowing, joyful, absurdist take on songs exactly like this that also pounds with scream-along euphoria. Roan – along with Sabrina Carpenter and Charli xcx – is modelling how to be a pop star in 2024: they're inventive, self-aware, silly, deep, some of the qualities Perry had at the peak of her promise but seems to have lost for ever.

[VeniceBeach]

5 minutes ago, State of Grace. said:

Welp. Not even Stupid Bomb comparisons can be made now because even that song was not critically panned.

 

Their streaming numbers will still be compared