celeb news Critics pan Woman's World: The Guardian 1/5, Pitchfork: "A monumental catastrophe"

[Sugden]

 

 

 

With its pulsating synths and steamroller chorus, "Woman's World" is clearly modeled on Lady Gaga's 2020 single "Stupid Love," a brazen return to form that successfully launched Gaga into the second act of her career. There seems to have been a miscalculation, though: "Stupid Love" worked not because of its sound but because it took the core elements of Gaga's music—slightly nonsensical lyrics, acid-trip concept, a general struggle with vowels—and turned them up to 11. It's mystifying why Perry would have chosen to mount her comeback with a vaguely political song—you just get the sense that she just doesn't really like or care about this stuff.

 

 

https://pitchfork.com/reviews/tracks/katy-perry-womans-world/

[fa77ot]

[P.O.P]

sexy confident

[sunbathinganimal]

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It's a song that made me feel stupider every sorry time I listened to it

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As well as sounding like reheated Gaga

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It sounds less like a roar of triumph than the echoing cry of someone falling down a large ravine.

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essentialist, pandering nonsense

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This garbage has six writers.

Edited July 12 by sunbathinganimal

[TomTom]

[NothingIsReal]

the echoing cry of someone falling down a large ravine.

[Frappucino]

How generous of them to even give this crock of **** a star 

[OnlyManInTheWorld]

It's a bomb! It's a commercial disaster!

[DAP]

[Infernal Paradise]

Congrats to her on unlocking a completely new and unprecedented level of panning.

 

[KatyPrismSpirit]

Oh flopty perrished… you never learn

[selena_lavigne]

Woman's World makes Single Soon seem like SOTD.  Somehow when Selena did this sound on a flop droplet, it actually gave me chills and a storyline i can follow. 

Edited July 12 by selena_lavigne

[halcyonday]

No one gets panned like her  

[Alex]

you know you're doing something wrong when you make Stupid Love sound like a Grammy winning record next to this flaming pile of hot trash!

 

[Burn]

welp

 

[Gabriel]

yikes

[umich]

Laura did NOT hold back.

 

[Venice B]

Drop the reviewer's name I want to send them flowers

 

[Zachbbs]

I don't think a worse song could have possibly been released.. it's a 2.5/10 for me. I cant believe anyone could stan Katy Perry after she killed that nun while stealing her convent. 

[Daddy]

We keep hating!

[Villas]

She is kinda of late for social songs in this decade. Also, isn't it contradictory for a feminist to collaborate with a convicted sexual offender?

 

We know that she was dumb before and still is, however, this on another level

Edited July 12 by Villas

[Mr. Peanutbutter]

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Muddled in with all this turbo cheesecakery are blatant grasps for gay standom. "She's a sister and a mother," Perry sings, winking at drag culture so hard you suspect she'd pop a hernia if her abs weren't hard as armour.

[Sombre]

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 "She's a sister and a mother," Perry sings, winking at drag culture so hard you suspect she'd pop a hernia if her abs weren't hard as armour. 

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it is the Bic for Her of pop,

THIS IS FOUL.  

[HASHTAGPOW]

[Rama]

Whoever said she's the Gal Gadot of pop music...