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The Kumi Koda Singles Rate, Pt. 1 [winner revealed]


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7 minutes ago, Suilen said:

The visuals are going smoothly.

 

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As for the write-ups, moments like this make me wish I wasn't a host because I have things to say about some of those songs.

 

Say them anyway!

 

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Curaga said:

Say them anyway!

 

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I don't want to be rude to the sole scorer above 5 they might have

 

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8 hours ago, Suilen said:

I don't want to be rude to the sole scorer above 5 they might have

 

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A certain scorer of a certain duet wouldn't mind a fun little drag, especially if it's out in the first round

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Hope we get a Fergie and misono collab in the first round

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it's 2024 and y'all better not hate on KAMEN

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1 minute ago, D.D.D. said:

it's 2024 and y'all better not hate on KAMEN

What about hating on Ishii-san?

 

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5 minutes ago, Curaga said:

What about hating on Ishii-san?

 

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i did research a bit on him just not long ago, he was chosen to be featured on the greatest album of all time for a reason :-*

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Starting in an hour

 

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eeeeee I'm excited!

 

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:duca:

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15 hours ago, Curaga said:

Say them anyway!

 

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I second this! I want reviews/lashings for each song.

 

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Did u reary think that I was reary that easy

don't make me laugh 

anata wi wo tired


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The Koda Kumi Rate PART I: The End. Onto the next part we go | Page 20 |  The Popjustice Forum

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Multiple users correctly predicted the bottom song in their comments...

 

 

 

 

61. KAMEN (feat. Tatsuya Ishii)

 

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3,39

 

misonos: Kyle-x (10); D.D.D. (9,5)
Newtsters: @romiskes, @Britneyfan09, @Subomie (0); Curaga, AMIT, Galaxy, Invisibility (1)

 

The first song to leave us is one of the iconic 12 singles, a duet with an industry veteran. Nobody liked that one. I don't hate it that much, but it was definitely off-brand and weird to release at your peak. Something like this should be probably be saved for one's twilight years to appeal to the women you once offended with your comments. Fan fact: the single includes both their solos. Would it help much if we'd rated the solo one, or is it beyond saving? Who knows.

 

Curaga: "Chorus ain't bad, but I'm tanking this because of that man's performance, omfg"
Kyle-x: "I used to always skip this one, but maturing is realizing this song is actually so damn good."
getinthezone: "boring"
AMIT: "this better be the first one OUT"
Meloetta Carey: "I really like these types of male voices for some reason but in a post-ironic, neo-Marxist, postfeminist way. I hope this isn't the first one out."
Subomie: "Slow, plodding, corny, boring, featuring a male… if ever there was a song formulated to come last in an ATRL rate…"
Invisibility: "It's like biting into a seemingly fresh piece of fruit, only to find fly maggots and darkened pulp inside, making you retch. The rotten apple of the singles collection."

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The only real turd in this rate 

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Starting off correctly! 

 

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FWIW, I was going to give it a 3 or a 4... but you gave us a 0 to use and I chose to use it :swim2:

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We all saw it coming tbh

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Idk if it's because they say "tonight" in the song but this one felt like listening to a Jpop version of The Lion King's Can You Feel the Love Tonight :shutup:

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60. Alive

 

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5,19

 

misonos: poki (10)
Newtsters: Curaga, Galaxy, Invisibility (1)

 

The first half of a single off UNIVERSE. Nothing much to say here except to echo Subomie's comment and add that Namie's song of the same name might've ended.

 

Curaga: "tf is this corny-ass shiit... This already sounded dated, and then the harpsichord came in too :deadbanana: "
Kyle-x: "Really lovely instrumentation."
AMIT: "kinda pretty but I always forget it exists"
Subomie: "This song makes me wish I wasn't!"
Invisibility: "Back to the unused Disney ballad recycling bin you go."
poki: "Would give this an 11 as well if I could <3"

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Deserved for Kamen

 

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Posted
7 minutes ago, Suilen said:

Fan fact: the single includes both their solos. Would it help much if we'd rated the solo one, or is it beyond saving?

Oh wait, not the solo version being the exact same but with Ishii's parts muted :bibliahh: I thought it would have Kuu singing his parts. Yikes!

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1 minute ago, Suilen said:

Namie's song of the same name might've ended.

Oh yes. Mmm, yummy dated EDM bops. I'll take seventeen.

 

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