Space Cowboy Posted June 16 Share Posted June 16 Every main pop girl has to battle out each other in a fist fight. Last pop girl standing wins. Who do you think would win? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wicked Posted June 16 Share Posted June 16 Demi Lovato cause she actually has fight training and I seen her training and she looked decent. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TitanicSurvivor Posted June 16 Share Posted June 16 i think it's quite obvious 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Vixen Eyes Posted June 16 Share Posted June 16 (edited) i have a few variants saved in my desktop from several years ago v1 Spoiler Gaga- would get too cocky and be beat up by Rihanna Madonna- ha brittle ass bones wouldn't be able to compete Katy- everyone would probably gang up on her first because it seems like everyone has beef with her Taylor- is a sweet person but I feel like she's a vicious fighter, would tear Katy to shreads Kesha- would be blinded by her own glitter and beat up Britney- not a threat after ha lobotomy back in '08 Christina- would beat up Britney and Katy first, but ultimately defeated by Lana Beyoncé- too busy stealing writing credits to strategize, not a threat Rihanna- willing to get ratchet, down and dirty, she's a born fighter but ultimately Lana pulls it out Lana- takes out all of her pent up sadness out on the gurls and wins v2 Spoiler Gaga- would immediately get scared and try to tell everyone they were born this way and to love each other and would be one of the first to get knocked out Madonna- she's strong and would dispatch Gaga swiftly and quickly but could become too tired too quickly and might break a bone or hip too soon to win Katy- would literally just try to go ape **** on Taylor but is too white girl to do anything except pull hair Taylor- same as Katy except her fighting spirit is even weaker than Katy's, she would rather get the squad to kill her enemies for her or hire hitmen to just shoot them, and she would be grabbed by her ankles and used like like a baseball bat/crowbar by Beyonce Kesha- would claw and scratch and bite, if she had it in her to rip out someone's jugular she could escape alive Britney- after realizing the fight or flight situation she is in, her brain would just SNAP and her primal instict would come out and Hulkney/Bicepsney would just destroy everyone Christina- would probably try to go after Britney but too weak to really hurt ha and Britney hits ha once and knocks ha out, no one else even checks for ha Beyoncé- probably a contender to win, watch ha movie Obsessed, I can see her pulling some HARD punches Rihanna- will ******* go ratchet but ha fighting style is too messy and ghetto and she has bad memories from Chris Brown and Hulkney/Beyonce get ha Lana- way too non-confrontational to do any real damage, if she brought a gun she would win tho Bonus Tracks: Fatmi: watch ha Confident video, she gets her ass kicked by some no1curr, she would go in punching and swinging and she would literally get punched once and fall down, and she's too fat to get back up Selena: frail and small and weak, would try to run away and get stepped on Ariana: Would be grabbed by ha ponytail by Hulkney and swung around like a spiked ball on a chain to knock out the other faves Mariah: probably strong but too slow and fat and glamorous to engage in fighting and she would get destroyed Adele: could probably knock a few girls out just based on her size but would quickly get too tired/hungry (could eat some of them) v3 Spoiler Rihanna, Katy and Madonna would possibly destroy them all. Britney - could be easily knocked out by hitting her on the head with an umbrella, causing her brain implants to implode Gaga - would preach and be like "You guys need to be more born this way". Madonna and Katy would probably get rid of her by breaking her hips. Katy - would destroy Taylor who would be the main villain in this. Katy would have to fight her squad first before being able to properly attack her which would be an easy fight. XTina and Kesha - will simply catch random punches and die Rihanna - will drag most of them lbr. She's the amazon among them. Madonna - may end up winning alongside Katy and Rih but would die shortly after. Lana - would be found under the corpses of the lessors, unharmed. v4 Spoiler Beyonce would use her tremor thighs to choke whoever goes her way Gaga would fall down in her 15 inch heels and get shot 3 times by Anal when Anal accuses her of stealing her drugs & daddies P!nk would be eneligible, but would win if she played. She would end up being arrested for abuse on women. Britknee would use her bionic ****** to project a laserbeam made of acidic vaginal fluids that will eat away at someone's skin if they go her way, her owner will have to control her because she's a medicated plant Selegend would break into someone's house, have sex with them on the bed, take a **** their toilet, and bathe in their tub. Then the guy will rip off the mask and reveal they're Fatmi and that they recorded a sex tape. She would be shocked but now has an explanation for why the bed broke. Fatmi would would sit on her and crease, crumple, rumple, and deform her. She'd then **** out her daily intake of Big Mac sandwiches right into her mouth. Fatmi (plot twist) would attempt to waddle away from Selena but would fall off the bed on her ass, spreading out over the whole room. She'd then slowly but surely regain her footing. She'd then try to waddle down the steps but she'd become stuck in the stairwell and explode, thus causing the house to explode and halfway decomposed Big Macs would be spewed everywhere within a 121 mile raidius. Halsey would approach Anal and before Anal shoots her guts out, she'd grab Anal by the ****** lips and then open her own pants and leak out her infected vaginal fluids into Anal's. Then she'd attempt to tongue punch Anal but Anal would cut her tongue off not realizing it's ridden with yeast and soars. She'd eat it and die, but after she douses Halshit in gasoline and sets ha on fire. Katy would have her team offer them all a discount, figuring if it worked on her singles it'd work on them. It didn't. She dead. Taylor would call TaylorNation and whoever remains would be carbonized and incenerated Hitlor style. Edited June 16 by Vixen Eyes spacing 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
єѕℓαм Posted June 16 Share Posted June 16 P!nk obviously Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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