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Of course it's the Swifties

 

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1 hour ago, Blade Runner said:

????? I clearly know that. 

 

Is that right

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I don't really see Taylor Swift as a cult leader tbh 

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Oth talking about taking a joke when they lose it when a single person come for their fave and complain in HQ when they get a dislike on their posts :devil: .

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This doesn't apply to my faves as they're either pop royalty or make up for it with their voice 

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Well that's why I relate so much to her, both uncharismatic b*tches:jonny:


 

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11 hours ago, BtDecember said:

Of course, ATRL is celebrating this. Yet if you say something bad about Beyonce, Lady Gaga, etc., they will all report you and block you in the thread. Yet suddenly, Swifties "can't take a joke" if they are making fun of Taylor. This site's unfairness and hypocrisy are so tiring. 

NOT this when Swifties have spent the past few months screeching that Beyonce is only popular for "woke points", that Billie is a zionist and Ariana a homewrecker. Talk about hypocrisy. 

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Satirical but true. Spot on.

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7 hours ago, WildAmerican said:

those who can't laugh at a joke are really proving the c*lt allegations :clack:

It's spelled cl*t

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7 hours ago, Blade Runner said:

The media overtly attacking a woman just because she's on top and passing it as a silly criticism when we know the real reason? SHOCKING! 

 

She's not going anywhere, babes. :laugh:

It's the onion :rip:

 

 

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It's funny and true but Swifties can't take a joke and will start dragging them.

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For pop singers in the style of Madonna, brilliant singing ability is not of utmost important" indeed, "the ordinariness of Madonna's vocal talent is key to her appeal". Both Bennett and Waksman compared it to African-American artists of souls or R&B genres, "whose considerable vocal skill is a crucial aspect of their success". They also extended the idea that by contrast, the fact that listeners can sing along to Madonna with ease, can hear themselves reflected in her voice, and can, perhaps, image themselves in her place, are all significant to her role as a pop star.

 

written about Madonna but you know, it fits. helps you understand why taylor is her true successor :suburban:

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ATRL being the last site to laugh at someone for not being able to take a joke :deadbanana2:

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The most liked comments are hilarious too :rip:

 

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Swifites are gonna Charlie Hebdo The Onion over this

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This aint even satire

 

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Now why is an article about personalities linked to "mediocrity in music"

 

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why are we making a thread about a The Onion article? :rip:

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They spilled :clap3: the way they are trying to defend this overrated,bad performer with "she's a woman!!1! :busted:" sends me.

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8 hours ago, BtDecember said:

Of course, ATRL is celebrating this. Yet if you say something bad about Beyonce, Lady Gaga, etc., they will all report you and block you in the thread. Yet suddenly, Swifties "can't take a joke" if they are making fun of Taylor. This site's unfairness and hypocrisy are so tiring. 

wildest way someone's EVER outed themself as an Onion writer tbh!

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2 hours ago, AndThenTheCocaine said:

Now why is an article about personalities linked to "mediocrity in music"

 

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I think you got the wrong meme

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6 minutes ago, More Than A Melody said:

I think you got the wrong meme

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The projection.

 

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Honestly the biggest offense is how unoriginal the joke is

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14 minutes ago, AndThenTheCocaine said:

The projection.

 

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The cope with this nonsensical response

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4 minutes ago, More Than A Melody said:

The cope with this nonsensical response

I don't see what's wrong with responding to a non-sequitur with another non-sequitur?

 

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18 minutes ago, AndThenTheCocaine said:

I don't see what's wrong with responding to a non-sequitur with another non-sequitur?

 

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You keep using this meme

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When you're clearly this one

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Do you need me to draw you a map? That's not a non-sequitur. Kisses and love.

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Just now, More Than A Melody said:

You keep using this meme

:ryan3:

 

When you're clearly this one

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Do you need me to draw you a map? That's not a non-sequitur. Kisses and love.

That's a blatant ad hominem based on literally nothing but Vibes, why don't you try and treat people with kindness instead. Peace and love though

 

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