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You wake up as Jennifer Lopez... what's the move?


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  1. 1. ....

    • Divorce Ben, fire everyone around and start over
    • Divorce Ben, plan another tour and shoot Atlas 2
    • Create an entire new album and era, get in the studio NOW!
    • Give up on music, talk with Netflix's executives for another 5 year contract
    • Go into an indie film production and chase that Oscar
    • Retire
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uncancel the tour!

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I don't understand why she canceled the tour. It was 50% sold out already, right? She could have pushed it a bit more. 
anyway, she has nothing to prove and has accomplished so much in life. I think she needs to relax and indeed spend more time with her family. I know that she has this incredible drive to work etc but she needs to slow down and enjoy little things in life.

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1 hour ago, HardBambi said:

Mariah clearly knows her that's why she's traumatised by JLo since I'm Real destroyed Loverboy, so not only that she knows her but she's obviously jealous and afraid if her

Jealous and afraid of jlo? You yourself can't believe that. 💀

 

Mariah had one of her most successful albums years after the attempt of damaging her career, the TEOM, while Jlo had rebirth, then again no more successful albums, even Mariah's E=MC2 was way more successful. 
 

Also, I'm real the original song that had the stolen sample is a meh. 
 

46 minutes ago, toxicgenie said:

JLo never had a "bad girl" era. She should lean into the Diva persona, come back with rage, and drag Mariah once and for all. 

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She cannot throw shades, because she lacks the soft skills. 
 

:suburban:

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A lot of stuff :coffee:

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I cancel my tour

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run up and down the block

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Feel the butt.

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She'll star in another romcom. She's fine

 

:suburban:

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1 hour ago, toxicgenie said:

JLo never had a "bad girl" era. She should lean into the Diva persona, come back with rage, and drag Mariah once and for all. 

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And then I would indeed say JLo gworl you're real! 

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@A.R.L Mariah's constant and never ending shade thrown at JBronx translates into pure jealousy and insecurity

 

 

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Save marriage to Ben via lots of sex.

 

Forget touring, the market is oversaturated and focus on a residency, the size is perfect for her.

 

Keep doing streaming movies and getting paid. Maybe a good Oscar baity role if it comes her way but I don't know if the Academy will ever take her seriously.

 

No more new music, clearly no one is here for it and her brand is tainted. Her talents lie in performing.

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1 minute ago, HardBambi said:

@A.R.L Mariah's constant and never ending shade thrown at JBronx translates into pure jealousy and insecurity

 

 

Hey Demi, could you post I know you feel the same and I know you're on here

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11 minutes ago, HardBambi said:

@A.R.L Mariah's constant and never ending shade thrown at JBronx translates into pure jealousy and insecurity

 

 

Sis! When was the last time Mariah talked about her? Also, she was always asked about her, but then we can tell that Mariah was never Interested, it's actually jlo that mentioned Mariah once during an interview with Wendy and she seemed pressed and mad.

 

It's not Mariah's fault that the "I don't know her gif" has become a meme on the Internet, there's nothing jlo has that can make Mariah insecure or jealous. You know that too 

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5 minutes ago, A.R.L said:

Sis! When was the last time Mariah talked about her? Also, she was always asked about her, but then we can tell that Mariah was never Interested, it's actually jlo that mentioned Mariah once during an interview with Wendy and she seemed pressed and mad.

 

It's not Mariah's fault that the "I don't know her gif" has become a meme on the Internet, there's nothing jlo has that can make Mariah insecure or jealous. You know that too 

It's the way she reacts when she's asked about it, she's always pressed AF

 

JBronx was chilled on Wendy and pretty honest when she called Mimi forgetful 

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*Mariah Carey

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Enjoy my millions of dollars and F*** my husband until the divorce. :cm: 

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13 minutes ago, HardBambi said:

It's the way she reacts when she's asked about it, she's always pressed AF

 

JBronx was chilled on Wendy and pretty honest when she called Mimi forgetful 

Not wanting to talk about someone and being pressed aren't the same thing.

 

Jlo mentioned Mariah on Wendy because she lives rent free on her head, and then the way she swallowed her saliva at the end of the conversation as if she was about to cry, that was a sign of being grilled and mad, we can tell she already knew about the whole "I don't know her" thing. Wendy released us jlow's real emotions 💀

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It's clear that in terms of music, she doesn't have much potential anymore. I'd limit my musical career to a Vegas residency and a droplet single every few months (just in case something does stick), while spending most of the time focusing on my acting career and businesses.

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Climb on Ben :WAP:

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Came here for J.Legend but reading about the All I Want For Xmas Is You singer. 

 

This Is...ATRL Now.

:rip:

 

 

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This is me… as J Lo. 

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Disband.

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24 minutes ago, Yudelkis said:

Came here for J.Legend but reading about the All I Want For Xmas Is You singer. 

 

This Is...ATRL Now.

:rip:

 

 

Because she's more iconic than the mi gento Latino singer :rip:

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Quit music, rebrand as a classy actress and chase an Oscar.

 

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