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Billie Eilish - 'HIT ME HARD AND SOFT'


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6 minutes ago, dalladallamallamalla said:

I looked into the reviewer (Hannah Jocelyn) and they/she/it rarely ever ever ever give over a 7. Also they are very young and, based on their Medium, appear to be a contrarian indie-head who does not fw main stream artists in the slightest.

The way you couldn't describe Pitchfork's brand in a better way :rip:

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Posted
1 minute ago, The Music Industry said:

And that thread got a dozen pages worth of kii kiis and circle jerking from ATRL for being panned. 

 

Very interesting how the narrative abruptly switches when it's an artist they're not bitter about! 

 

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Let them switch

But we won't.  I love atrl views. We got another panned MPG album :giraffe:

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7 minutes ago, dalladallamallamalla said:

I looked into the reviewer (Hannah Jocelyn) and they/she/it rarely ever ever ever give over a 7. Also they are very young and, based on their Medium, appear to be a contrarian indie-head who does not fw main stream artists in the slightest.

I thought the score is decided by the entire team? I read that somewhere but I'm not so sure

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Our last hope is AllMusic coming in with a 5 star, I think they hold equal weight to Pitchfork in the formula 

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They are such a joke. Why do we even check for their garbage reviews :toofunny2:  album deserves anything above a 7

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It does seem rather low for her.

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They're TRASH wbk :biblionny:

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if 6.8 is a pan then so is solar power bc they have the same score. :rip:

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Just now, Devin said:

if 6.8 is a pan then so is solar power bc they have the same score. :rip:

 

22 minutes ago, Kayseri Mantisi said:

Can someone tell me why people who say "6.8 isn't a pan at all" considered the same score a mega pan for Solar Power? 

 

:confused:

 

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The C.C. sleep playlist scoring so high becomes even more sus.

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1 minute ago, badgirlriri said:

Our last hope is AllMusic coming in with a 5 star, I think they hold equal weight to Pitchfork in the formula 

Seeing as they gave HTE a 4.5, I can only assume they will give this a 3 now. Seems the more "respected" pubs are playing contrarian (Sputnik, Pitchfork, prob AllMusic)

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I'm sorry but there is no way in hell that this album is as bad as SP :deadbanana4:

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12 minutes ago, Asscatchem said:

higher than ttpd :duca:

not taylor taking Ls all year.:lmao:

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6 hours ago, dalladallamallamalla said:

 

Oh Billie is doomed - I'm pretty sure this sold like 70k+ alone LOL

IT will be a close race me think. Both will end up around 300k

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Unfortunately for the Swifties in here, one middling review does not a pan make, the album is still very critically acclaimed. 

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B+tches in here saying 6.8 isn't panned (which yeah, it isn't) but when the same publication gave Taylor a 6.6 they were talking and laughing like it was the end of the world, lmfaooo. 

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9 minutes ago, The Music Industry said:

And that thread got a dozen pages worth of kii kiis and circle jerking from ATRL for being panned. 

 

Very interesting how the narrative abruptly switches when it's an artist they're not bitter about! 

 

:clack:

Say it. 

 

:khalyan:

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7 minutes ago, FolkLover1989 said:

Let them switch

But we won't.  I love atrl views. We got another panned MPG album :giraffe:

At worst it'll be in the mid-80s on MC now how is that panned :deadbanana2:

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Halsey…

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6 minutes ago, Billionaire said:

I'm sorry but there is no way in hell that this album is as bad as SP :deadbanana4:

I loved HMH&S but what is this take?

 

Solar Power is a highly sophisticated quality album which talks about topics we're generally not used to hearing on MPG albums such as questioning your future, existentialism, nature, connecting with your inner self, finding light, being alone with your thoughts, escapism and more. HIT ME HARD & SOFT is just an another "i'm growing up i'm depressed and i left my boyfriend" album. Let's not..... :biblio:

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taylor 6

billie 6.8

 

guess it's safe to say CC4 will be the best contender for AOTY (unless camila get's robbed by beyonce)

 

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They really decided to end their poptimism inflation this year. 
 

I think Beyoncé and Tyla are the only ones to score great. 

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16 minutes ago, punisher said:

lets hope fantano praises...

 

gave her a light 7 :deadbanana4:

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Fantano gave it a light 7 

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11 minutes ago, Billionaire said:

I'm sorry but there is no way in hell that this album is as bad as SP :deadbanana4:

i agree with their assessment on lorde. her material is fairly rated. billie rating is interesting bc this album should be around 7.2-7.5 

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