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4 minutes ago, RideOrDie said:

"Royals" singer Lorde: "Lana Del Rey's music is unhealthy for young girls."

 

The Sun reports that the American singer was offered royalties from Lorde's track from her new album Solar Power, after the melodies from the song were compared to Del Rey's Wild At Heart and Hope Is A Dangerous Thing For A Woman Like Me To Have.

 

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so thats why lana stans obsessed with lorde? cuz its what we all trying to talk about

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Posted
6 minutes ago, RideOrDie said:

"Royals" singer Lorde: "Lana Del Rey's music is unhealthy for young girls."

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6 minutes ago, RideOrDie said:

The Sun reports that the American singer was offered royalties from Lorde's track from her new album Solar Power, after the melodies from the song were compared to Del Rey's Wild At Heart and Hope Is A Dangerous Thing For A Woman Like Me To Have.

 

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Posted (edited)
5 minutes ago, RideOrDie said:

yes because tunnel sounds anything like the albums that came before it... y'all just be saying stuff sometimes. no one gaf about melanie or the royals singer

There are only like 3 songs (fishtail, A&W, VB) on tunnel that sounds different than whatever is on Blue Banisters :deadbanana2: It's the same monotone piano being recycled and dragged along. And let's not even get into how she stacked blue banisters up with stuff from the bin and ruined thunder with the piano too :deadbanana2:

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Just now, bielneira said:

Well so why don't you keep her name out of your mouths and minds? lmaoo 

Because this is a forum honey, tf are we supposed to do?

 

And there are only 2 threads (including this one) commenting about Lorde and Lana so idk why you so triggered boo, touch some grass.

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Because Lana supposedly birthed lorde yet lorde is moving on from the washed up producer Lana is chained to… I'd be mad too.

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Just now, JO1s said:

Because Lana supposedly birthed lorde yet lorde is moving on from the washed up producer Lana is chained to… I'd be mad too.

majority of blue banisters and tunnel are not produced by jack, he's only done a handful of songs. and no one is mad about jack except the lorde stans. we get masterpieces like a&w when they work together, not solar pooper

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people in here have been obsessed on a woman for 11 years because of something she said when she was 16 years old, oh my god. please seek help. She even shared that she is not happy about what she said at the age of 16, and I still don't understand why people are behaving obsessively:ghostface:

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7 minutes ago, Kayseri Mantisi said:

but I love Lana too & i'm not talking **** about her or making threads about her.

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2 minutes ago, airplane said:

There are only like 3 songs (fishtail, A&W, VB) on tunnel that sounds different than whatever is on Blue Banisters :deadbanana2: It's the same monotone piano being recycled and dragged along 

and it's the #3rd best album of last year in year-end lists and got an AOTY nom so what about it? 

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3 minutes ago, airplane said:

There are only like 3 songs (fishtail, A&W, VB) on tunnel that sounds different than whatever is on Blue Banisters :deadbanana2: It's the same monotone piano being recycled and dragged along 

It's not Lana's fault that you're deaf 

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4 minutes ago, Richie.Valdez said:

Because this is a forum honey, tf are we supposed to do?

 

And there are only 2 threads (including this one) commenting about Lorde and Lana so idk why you so triggered boo, touch some grass.

Lmaoo I've been here less than two months and I've already seen like 4 threads trying to compare them, all made by Lana stans btw

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16 minutes ago, airplane said:

As a lana stan, we've been getting the same rehashed **** in different fonts for the past few albums besides a few minor edgy serves. It's not that different tbh. Especially with Lasso being an upcoming snoozefest :deadbanana2: like nobody wants that country shite

well i'm happy with my food! ocean blvd is one of my fav albums, i love cotcc as well, and bb can be a vibe at times (still my least fav). 

 

we'll see about lasso but with CC, i'm easing into country as a genre, so i might like it!

Posted
7 minutes ago, RideOrDie said:

yes because tunnel sounds anything like the albums that came before it...

girl cmon you know damn well 

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13 minutes ago, bielneira said:

Lana stans never stopped lmaooo and btw she was the 27 yo at the time this all started, not Lorde

She's also not easy on the eye. 

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5 minutes ago, fa77ot said:

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1 minute ago, ontherocks said:

She's also not easy on the eye. 

It's not her fault that you fail vison tests

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Posted (edited)
6 minutes ago, bielneira said:

Lmaoo I've been here less than two months and I've already seen like 4 threads trying to compare them, all made by Lana stans btw

Are you even aware that you signed up in a Pop Culture forum where we mostly discuss female acts? :deadbanana:

 

If you can't handle the heat then get out of the kitchen, it really is not that serious. 

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damn the lorde fans suddenly got brave and heated :rip: y'all have a lot more to worry about than lana fans i assure you, also that last thread made comparing them wasn't from a lana fan so maybe chill and not fall for the bait

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5 minutes ago, fa77ot said:

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This just once again proves that I listen & follow her without being a hater lmfao. These links prove nothing. They're all from around this time last year & one is about a fan singing to her, one is about her mentioning chopped arms to a fan which was mega viral, and other one is a funny fan interaction. None of them are like "why x is better than Lana" "why x is flopping while Lana is doing better" etc etc. ******.

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Just now, JO1s said:

It's not her fault that you fail vison tests

My eyes are perfectly fine. Thanks for concerns though 

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7 minutes ago, RideOrDie said:

and it's the #3rd best album of last year in year-end lists and got an AOTY nom so what about it? 

And it still isn't drastically different from her previous albums. Y'all can gaslight yourselves and call me deaf but somebody needs to tell her to switch it up before Lasso ends up being a critical and commercial BOMB, the latter which is guaranteed :bibliahh:

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1 minute ago, RideOrDie said:

damn the lorde fans suddenly got brave and heated :rip: y'all have a lot more to worry about than lana fans i assure you, also that last thread made comparing them wasn't from a lana fan so maybe chill and not fall for the bait

Y'all litterally feed into the bait every time so stop trying to act like musical melatonin fans are innocent.

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4 minutes ago, Richie.Valdez said:

Are you even aware that you signed up in a Pop Culture forum where we mostly discussed female acts? :deadbanana:

 

If you can't handle the heat then get out of the kitchen, it really is not that serious. 

I can handle, that's why I'm here dragging her as well lmao but it's funny to see the obsession of Lana stans, especifically. I mean Lorde isn't even on the media right now, hasn't released an album in 3 years, and she's still a topic

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2 minutes ago, airplane said:

And it still isn't drastically different from her previous albums. Y'all can gaslight yourselves and call me deaf but somebody needs to tell her to switch it up before Lasso ends up being a critical and commercial BOMB :bibliahh:

Dude.. you stan Melanie Martinez :rip:, log out.

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The gag is Lorde was not wrong when she said Lana wasn't healthy for young girls. That was CLEARLY not her intended audience. Didn't Lana herself said she made BTD "for the boys" or whatever? Meanwhile, dumb and gullible teenage girls were reblogguing lolita/sugar daddy content on Tumblr because of Born to Die? :deadbanana2:

 

 

And it's hilarious to me a certain someone being here talking **** about Solar Power meanwhile he was the one claiming the album was so good it would be critically acclaimed. 

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