celeb news FIRO EMERGENCY: Rita Ora's Primark line flops, prices slashed

[glitch]

RIP to the girl you used to see, her days are over

 

[45seconds]

Patiently waiting for the funny version of that Rita Ora gif 

[sunbathinganimal]

£2 is crazy

 

[ontherocks]

Rita. Rita. Come collect your things. It flop 

 

[glitch]

1 minute ago, 45seconds said:

Patiently waiting for the funny version of that Rita Ora gif 

I got you dw

 

[Dante Silva]

The U.K. collectively rolls their eyes whenever her name is mentioned but the U.S. appear to have reacted positively to her numerous TV appearances.

[Dolce Vita]

not 2 dollars omg 

 

[tost1]

She just wants everyone to be able to afford it. Add humanitarian to that gif asap

[Johnny Jacobs]

19 minutes ago, glitch said:

RIP to the girl you used to see, her days are over

[Nefertiti0]

[Doogle]

How do you slash prices at Primark? Are they paying customers to take them?

[xokuba]

No wonder, the collection looked like ****. Promo pictures on the other hand were slay.

[popmusicisdead]

34 minutes ago, Dante Silva said:

The U.K. collectively rolls their eyes whenever her name is mentioned but the U.S. appear to have reacted positively to her numerous TV appearances.

so basically she's the female James Corden?

[velocity]

the real question is how does she keep getting deals like this in the first place

[@michael]

I guess the Housewives promo didn't help

 

 

[Dante Silva]

48 minutes ago, popmusicisdead said:

so basically she's the female James Corden?

It's more nuanced. Rita does not have toxic personality traits (like he does) and nobody in the U.K. has talked about him in half a decade.

[vale9001]

35 minutes ago, velocity said:

the real question is how does she keep getting deals like this in the first place

You wouldn't believe to this gif?

 

 

[midnightdawn]

Everything she touches flops, even Taika Waititi's career.

[TryMe]

Rita is a true hustler. 

 

 

[BryceG]

"Reeeeta, come collect yer tingz"

 

 

(The line overall has done well, some individual things obviously haven't.)

[KingWitch]

Its okay, she'll book another job in no time, that's what she does best

[OrgVisual]

1 hour ago, Nefertiti0 said:

Yeah, having a discount = flops? People have no critical thinking these days. If you want to prove a business is flopping, bring out the stats and the financial results

[Mephisto]

1 hour ago, velocity said:

the real question is how does she keep getting deals like this in the first place

I ask myself the same thing whenever I see news about her booking a new deal. It's inexplicable but you gotta respect the hustle 

[glitch]

2 hours ago, Nefertiti0 said:

 

42 minutes ago, OrgVisual said:

Yeah, having a discount = flops? People have no critical thinking these days. If you want to prove a business is flopping, bring out the stats and the financial results

Not the Ritabots finding the thread, it was fun while it lasted

 

[Paddy]

Do people pretend they don't know Primark does this to everything when it's coming to new season (summer) with winter/spring collections? Like... that is a standard. She still got her cash when she gave her name to it. Surprised she doesn't have summer collection coming out.