Heldenzeit Posted May 28 Author Share Posted May 28 120 4,57 11: / 10: Gourgeist ---- 1: Conker, coolcristobal, PillowCase 0: / Conker: Get that stupid tongue out of my face. Suilen: not blowjob lips Sunbathinganimal: mmm fry it in some garlic butter 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konril Posted May 28 Share Posted May 28 Ma'am... The views are not viewing. With that said. Stunfisk robbed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nico Robin Posted May 28 Share Posted May 28 Just now, Heldenzeit said: 120 4,57 11: / 10: Gourgeist ---- 1: Conker, coolcristobal, PillowCase 0: / Conker: Get that stupid tongue out of my face. Suilen: not blowjob lips Sunbathinganimal: mmm fry it in some garlic butter forgot about that thing but now Im glad its gone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heldenzeit Posted May 28 Author Share Posted May 28 Next one is a big one comment-count wise and another 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magickarp Posted May 28 Share Posted May 28 Shelmet & Stunfisk deserved better Poor @artc0cx getting 0 views for her 11 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suilen Posted May 28 Share Posted May 28 I remember one of the rate's early subtitles being Let's Go Lillipup and yet it isn't out yet. Inchresting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konril Posted May 28 Share Posted May 28 Alomomola out next 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heldenzeit Posted May 28 Author Share Posted May 28 Just now, Suilen said: I remember one of the rate's early subtitles being Let's Go Lillipup and yet it isn't out yet. Inchresting Very intriguing indeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heldenzeit Posted May 28 Author Share Posted May 28 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Konril said: Alomomola out next 119 4,59 11: @Funnyfatty 10: Magickarp, Bartender, Gourgeist ---- 1: Save The Day, artc0cx, Norte, Conker, Touch Pass, gardendreams, Ponzi, coolcristobal 0: / AMIT: should have been a luvdisc evo and I will keep saying it Rigalo: ANNOYING Meloetta Carey: always reminded me of a reality tv star idk why Gardendreams: id eat Bartender: C U N T Conker: Alomomola's WWE theme song is the Potential Break Up Song by Aly & AJ. Suilen: the palindrome in its name is the only interesting thing about it Sunbathinganimal: why wasn't this a luvdisc evo? TSwiftie: Shouldve been a Luvdisc evolution instead Red Light: When everyone thought this was gonna be a Luvdisc evolution and it turned out: nope! Just a ripoff! Ewan Chaos: Why did they even make this thing sidhsiohdois Luvdisc I don't even care for you but Luvdisc SWEETIE Artcocx: a bigger luvdisk and an ugly one Memeboy: gorgeous Edited May 28 by Heldenzeit 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nico Robin Posted May 28 Share Posted May 28 Glad we all agreed this mon has no use other than being a non existing Luvdisc evolution 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heldenzeit Posted May 28 Author Share Posted May 28 118 4,611 11: / 10: Touch Pass, BambiStar, Gourgeist ---- 1: Magickarp, UnusualBoy, AbeHicks, Norte, PillowCase, Chiidish, Funnyfatty, Sawk 0: / Meloetta Carey: she looks evil… I like that Bartender: Pampers ass ***** but the design is cool Conker: Chicken Little. Konril: Region based from USA, Dark type and wearing a diaper? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suilen Posted May 28 Share Posted May 28 Poor Aly & AJ being associated with that 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magickarp Posted May 28 Share Posted May 28 Just now, Suilen said: I remember one of the rate's early subtitles being Let's Go Lillipup and yet it isn't out yet. Inchresting Undoubtedly the best Dog line, especially after Paldea's Disney'd monstrosities 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konril Posted May 28 Share Posted May 28 My Alomomola copypasta comment getting yeeted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magickarp Posted May 28 Share Posted May 28 Reminder that Alomomola is OU in the most powerful gen ever. Slow Regenerator Flip Turn did THAT. Also the poor Man Bird's child out already? SAD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konril Posted May 28 Share Posted May 28 Spoiler So someone in a group asked me to tell them why I hate the Alomomola so much, and apparently it was ~too mean~ and was deleted. To perpetuate the truth and stand up for ethical journalism, I'm posting it here. [Rated NC-17 for language.] Disclaimer, I care about Water types more than I care about anything else, for real. Except this big dumb idiot. And it's not like an ~ironic~ thing, I mean it IS hilarious to me and they ARE THE BIGGEST JOKE PLAYED ON EARTH but I seriously ******* hate them. THE ALOMOMOLA They are the world's largest boney fish, weighing up to 5,000 pounds. And since they have very little girth, that just makes them these absolutely giant ******* dinner plates that Arceus must have accidentally dropped while washing dishes one day and shrugged his shoulders at because no one could have imagined this would happen. AND WITH NO PURPOSE. EVERY POUND OF THAT IS A WASTED POUND AND EVERY FOOT OF IT (10 FT BY 14 FT) IS WASTED SPACE. They are so completely useless that Pokemon Professors even debate about how they move. They have little control other than some minor wiggling. Some say they must just push water out of their mouths for direction (?????). They COULD use their back fin EXCEPT GUESS WHAT IT DOESNT ******* GROW. It just continually folds in on itself, so the freaking cells are being made, this piece of floating garbage just doesn't put them where they need to ******* go. So they don't have swim bladders. You know, the one thing that every fish has to make sure it doesn't just sink to the bottom of the ocean when they stop moving and can stay the right side up. This creature. That can barely move to begin with. Can never stop its continuous tour of idiocy across the ocean or it'll ******* sink. EXCEPT. EXCEPT. When they get stuck on top of the water! Which happens frequently! Because without the whole swim bladder thing, if the ocean pushes over THE THINNEST BUT LARGEST MOST TOPPLE-ABLE FISH ON THE PLANET, **** outta luck! There is no creature on this earth that needs a swim bladder more than this spit in the face of nature, AND YET. Some Pokemon Professors have speculated that when they do that, they are absorbing energy from the sun because no one ******* knows how they manage to get any real energy to begin with. So they need the sun I guess. But good news, when they end up stuck like that, it gives birds a chance to land on their goddamn island of a body and eat the bugs and parasites out of its skin because it's basically a slowly migrating cesspool. Pros and cons. "If they are so huge, they must at least be decent predators." No. No. The most dangerous thing about them is, as you may have guessed, their stupidity. They have caused the death of one person before. Because it jumped onto a boat. On a human. And in 2005 it decided to relive its mighty glory days and do it again, this time landing on a four-year-old boy. Luckily Heldenzeit sustained no injuries. Way to go, fish. Great job. They mostly only eat Frillish because of course they do, they could only eat something that has no brain and a possibility of drifting into their mouths I guess. Everything they do eat has almost zero nutritional value and because it's so stupidly ******* big, it has to eat a ton of the almost no nutritional value stuff to stay alive. Dumb. See that ridiculous open mouth? (This is actually why this is my favorite picture of one, and I have had it saved to my phone for three years) "Oh no! What could have happened! How could this be!" Do not let that expression fool you, they just don't have the goddamn ability to close their mouths because their teeth are fused together, and ya know what, it is good it floats around with such a clueless expression on its face, because it is in fact clueless as all ****. They do SOMETIMES get eaten though. BUT HARDLY. No animal truly uses them as a food source, but instead (which has lead us to said photo) will usually just maim the **** out of them for kicks. Sealeos have been seen playing with their fins like frisbees. Probably the most useful thing to ever come from them. "Wow, you raise some good points here, this fish truly is proof that Arceus has abandoned us." Yes, thank you. "But if they're so bad at literally everything, why haven't they gone extinct." Great question. BECAUSE THIS THING IS SO WORTHLESS IT DOESNT REALIZE IT SHOULD NOT EXIST. IT IS SO UNAWARE OF LITERALLY ******* EVERYTHING THAT IT DOESNT REALIZE THAT IT'S DOING MAYBE THE WORST ******* JOB OF BEING A FISH, OR DEBATABLY THE WORST JOB OF BEING A CLUSTER OF CELLS THAN ANY OTHER CLUSTER OF CELLS. SO WHAT DOES IT DO? IT LAYS THE MOST EGGS OUT OF EVERYTHING. Besides some bugs, there are some ants and stuff that'll lay more. IT WILL LAY 300 MILLION EGGS AT ONE TIME. 300,000,000. IT SURVIVES BECAUSE IT WOULD BE STATISTICALLY IMPROBABLE, DARE I SAY IMPOSSIBLE, THAT THERE WOULDNT BE AT LEAST ONE OF THOSE 300,000,000 (that is EACH time they lay eggs) LEFT SURVIVING AT THE END OF THE DAY. And this concludes why I hate the **** out of this complete failure of evolution, the Alomomola. If I ever see one, I will throw rocks at it. 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heldenzeit Posted May 28 Author Share Posted May 28 117 4,62 11: / 10: Shendelzare, Norte, Touch Pass, gardendreams, Gourgeist ---- 1: Conker, Seffers, Bartender, Meloetta Carey, AMIT, Pillow Case, Funnyfatty 0: / Meloetta Carey: i hate the bait-and-switch thing they did with items, this fucker Conker: Let's put a Poke Ball on top of this thing, instead of an some kind of cool insignia instead because, we're lazy. Sunbathinganimal: voltorb from shein Ewan Chaos: I'm ranking most of these gen 1 copies on the lower end, unless they're EXCELLENCE (this one is not) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heldenzeit Posted May 28 Author Share Posted May 28 1 minute ago, Konril said: Reveal hidden contents So someone in a group asked me to tell them why I hate the Alomomola so much, and apparently it was ~too mean~ and was deleted. To perpetuate the truth and stand up for ethical journalism, I'm posting it here. [Rated NC-17 for language.] Disclaimer, I care about Water types more than I care about anything else, for real. Except this big dumb idiot. And it's not like an ~ironic~ thing, I mean it IS hilarious to me and they ARE THE BIGGEST JOKE PLAYED ON EARTH but I seriously ******* hate them. THE ALOMOMOLA They are the world's largest boney fish, weighing up to 5,000 pounds. And since they have very little girth, that just makes them these absolutely giant ******* dinner plates that Arceus must have accidentally dropped while washing dishes one day and shrugged his shoulders at because no one could have imagined this would happen. AND WITH NO PURPOSE. EVERY POUND OF THAT IS A WASTED POUND AND EVERY FOOT OF IT (10 FT BY 14 FT) IS WASTED SPACE. They are so completely useless that Pokemon Professors even debate about how they move. They have little control other than some minor wiggling. Some say they must just push water out of their mouths for direction (?????). They COULD use their back fin EXCEPT GUESS WHAT IT DOESNT ******* GROW. It just continually folds in on itself, so the freaking cells are being made, this piece of floating garbage just doesn't put them where they need to ******* go. So they don't have swim bladders. You know, the one thing that every fish has to make sure it doesn't just sink to the bottom of the ocean when they stop moving and can stay the right side up. This creature. That can barely move to begin with. Can never stop its continuous tour of idiocy across the ocean or it'll ******* sink. EXCEPT. EXCEPT. When they get stuck on top of the water! Which happens frequently! Because without the whole swim bladder thing, if the ocean pushes over THE THINNEST BUT LARGEST MOST TOPPLE-ABLE FISH ON THE PLANET, **** outta luck! There is no creature on this earth that needs a swim bladder more than this spit in the face of nature, AND YET. Some Pokemon Professors have speculated that when they do that, they are absorbing energy from the sun because no one ******* knows how they manage to get any real energy to begin with. So they need the sun I guess. But good news, when they end up stuck like that, it gives birds a chance to land on their goddamn island of a body and eat the bugs and parasites out of its skin because it's basically a slowly migrating cesspool. Pros and cons. "If they are so huge, they must at least be decent predators." No. No. The most dangerous thing about them is, as you may have guessed, their stupidity. They have caused the death of one person before. Because it jumped onto a boat. On a human. And in 2005 it decided to relive its mighty glory days and do it again, this time landing on a four-year-old boy. Luckily Heldenzeit sustained no injuries. Way to go, fish. Great job. They mostly only eat Frillish because of course they do, they could only eat something that has no brain and a possibility of drifting into their mouths I guess. Everything they do eat has almost zero nutritional value and because it's so stupidly ******* big, it has to eat a ton of the almost no nutritional value stuff to stay alive. Dumb. See that ridiculous open mouth? (This is actually why this is my favorite picture of one, and I have had it saved to my phone for three years) "Oh no! What could have happened! How could this be!" Do not let that expression fool you, they just don't have the goddamn ability to close their mouths because their teeth are fused together, and ya know what, it is good it floats around with such a clueless expression on its face, because it is in fact clueless as all ****. They do SOMETIMES get eaten though. BUT HARDLY. No animal truly uses them as a food source, but instead (which has lead us to said photo) will usually just maim the **** out of them for kicks. Sealeos have been seen playing with their fins like frisbees. Probably the most useful thing to ever come from them. "Wow, you raise some good points here, this fish truly is proof that Arceus has abandoned us." Yes, thank you. "But if they're so bad at literally everything, why haven't they gone extinct." Great question. BECAUSE THIS THING IS SO WORTHLESS IT DOESNT REALIZE IT SHOULD NOT EXIST. IT IS SO UNAWARE OF LITERALLY ******* EVERYTHING THAT IT DOESNT REALIZE THAT IT'S DOING MAYBE THE WORST ******* JOB OF BEING A FISH, OR DEBATABLY THE WORST JOB OF BEING A CLUSTER OF CELLS THAN ANY OTHER CLUSTER OF CELLS. SO WHAT DOES IT DO? IT LAYS THE MOST EGGS OUT OF EVERYTHING. Besides some bugs, there are some ants and stuff that'll lay more. IT WILL LAY 300 MILLION EGGS AT ONE TIME. 300,000,000. IT SURVIVES BECAUSE IT WOULD BE STATISTICALLY IMPROBABLE, DARE I SAY IMPOSSIBLE, THAT THERE WOULDNT BE AT LEAST ONE OF THOSE 300,000,000 (that is EACH time they lay eggs) LEFT SURVIVING AT THE END OF THE DAY. And this concludes why I hate the **** out of this complete failure of evolution, the Alomomola. If I ever see one, I will throw rocks at it. Ngl, I was worried for you for a second 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konril Posted May 28 Share Posted May 28 1 minute ago, Heldenzeit said: 118 4,611 Konril: Region based from USA, Dark type and wearing a diaper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heldenzeit Posted May 28 Author Share Posted May 28 Last one for now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nico Robin Posted May 28 Share Posted May 28 3 minutes ago, Heldenzeit said: 117 4,62 11: / 10: Shendelzare, Norte, Touch Pass, gardendreams, Gourgeist ---- 1: Conker, Seffers, Bartender, Meloetta Carey, AMIT, Pillow Case, Funnyfatty 0: / Meloetta Carey: i hate the bait-and-switch thing they did with items, this fucker Conker: Let's put a Poke Ball on top of this thing, instead of an some kind of cool insignia instead because, we're lazy. Sunbathinganimal: voltorb from shein Ewan Chaos: I'm ranking most of these gen 1 copies on the lower end, unless they're EXCELLENCE (this one is not) deserved better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konril Posted May 28 Share Posted May 28 I love dogs but the basic Lillipup line needs to go out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heldenzeit Posted May 28 Author Share Posted May 28 116 4,69 11: / 10: Heldenzeit, Touch Pass ---- 1: AMIT, Chiidish, Gourgeist 0: / Subomie: He's a little cutie tbh, I love pigeons. Kinda wish they stuck with the chubby pigeon angle for his evos too - they bore me. AMIT: doves are trash Gardendreams: id eat Bartender: That Pokédex entry calling it dumb nnnnnn Conker: A good old, classic stand-by. Nothing else could really fly anyway. So she'll do. Memeboy: love pigeons but this is uncreative Red Light: Idc what they are, the fleshy lobes around its nose are foul and obscene. This *****'s mother was regurgitating straight cholesterol deposits in its mouth when it was a baby 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nico Robin Posted May 28 Share Posted May 28 (edited) IM NOT FORGIVING YALL THIS ONE It's adorable Edited May 28 by TSwiftie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konril Posted May 28 Share Posted May 28 Just now, Heldenzeit said: 116 4,69 11: / 10: Heldenzeit, Touch Pass ---- 1: AMIT, Chiidish, Gourgeist 0: / Subomie: He's a little cutie tbh, I love pigeons. Kinda wish they stuck with the chubby pigeon angle for his evos too - they bore me. AMIT: doves are trash Gardendreams: id eat Bartender: That Pokédex entry calling it dumb nnnnnn Conker: A good old, classic stand-by. Nothing else could really fly anyway. So she'll do. Memeboy: love pigeons but this is uncreative Red Light: Idc what they are, the fleshy lobes around its nose are foul and obscene. This *****'s mother was regurgitating straight cholesterol deposits in its mouth when it was a baby 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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