video game PokéRate: Unova [Gen 5] | The crowned winner is... | P. 114

[Suilen]

The twink trainers were the best thing about those monkeys.

 

I mean, when I was a teenager learning how to input Japanese pairing names into the pixiv search bar.

[AbeHicks]

Good for her standards.

[Curaga]

Pansear winning fav monkey like 

[Album Leak]

Deserved. Pansear is the cutest of the monkeys. Good job, king!

[Graves]

1 minute ago, Suilen said:

The twink trainers were the best thing about those monkeys.

 

I mean, when I was a teenager learning how to input Japanese pairing names into the pixiv search bar.

They walked so Leon x Hop could run.

[Heldenzeit]

And while we're at unfinished businesses... 

 

[Conker]

Conkerdurr has got to be next. 

[Heldenzeit]

135

3,91

 

11: /

10: /

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1: Curaga, Rune, Save The Day, Shendelzare, Konril, Suilen, Red Light, Conker, Touch Pass, Bartender,

Rence, Ponzi, AMIT, coolcristobal, Chiidish, BambiStar, Funnyfatty, Gourgeist

0: /

 

 

AMIT: gross, daddy machamp outpunched

Conker: Bad. Like Justin Bieber throw a water bottle at him 2010 levels of bad. Trade evolving? No. 1/10 by default.

And no I don't care if he's my long distance cousin or not. Conkeldurr gets drunk and drinks beers and does nothing but, watch football games on Thanksgiving

and I want nothing to do with him, for the remaining 364 days of the year. Thank you, thank you, thank you very much. 

Suilen: the whole line is a literal chop

Sunbathinganimal: grindr top

Dalmau: A daddy construction worker with a mean left hook

AbeHicks: Such a downgrade from the iconic Machamp

Red Light: A steroid-riddled BOZO with traction alopecia. Is this Jojo Siwa or Jojo's Circus?

Konril: Ugh, humanoid Pokemon with objects are just an icky combination.

Artc0x: gave him a 5, despite being ugly i think its a little cool

[Conker]

 

Forever a classic. 

 

I gave Conkerdurr a 1 and I gave all the monkeys a 2. Except for Panpour who I gave a 4, because of her hair. Does that make me a bad person?

[Graves]

Not sure why they gave him a clown nose...

[coolcristobal]

Y'all remember how Cilan and the other two were the only gym leaders who didn't show up for the final showdown against Ghetsis' crew in the end of BW?
 

Alexa play No Frauds - Nicki Minaj.mp3!

[Curaga]

 

Clown down!!! 

[Save The Day]

Good riddance to the moneys

 

[Heldenzeit]

I kinda have a soft spot for a Pokemon that looks like a veiny d*ick with a condom head, ngl.

[Suilen]

 

[Album Leak]

Too many weird and ugly design elements on an otherwise good concept..

[Curaga]

Just now, Subomie said:

Not sure why they gave him a clown nose...

I always figured he was supposed to be like the strong man at an old American freak show/circus, but then how does the whole construction theme fit in? idk 

[Heldenzeit]

Next up is another legendary, which happens to be the last Pokemon with an average score of 3.x. After that it's going UP to the incredible hight of a score of 4.

[Suilen]

1 minute ago, Curaga said:

I always figured he was supposed to be like the strong man at an old American freak show/circus, but then how does the whole construction theme fit in? idk 

Oh, they definitely ate the freak show part down.

[coolcristobal]

Are those concrete beams a part of his body? Seems to grow and evolve along with the rest of the line 🤔

[Konril]

Conkeldurr vs Machamp

[sunbathinganimal]

Just now, coolcristobal said:

Are those concrete beams a part of his body? Seems to grow and evolve along with the rest of the line 🤔

[Gourgeist]

It better be the blue genie, at least the other one was serving concept with that green/purple color scheme

[Heldenzeit]

134

3,92

 

11: /

10: Magickarp, Porygon2z

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1: Curaga, Rabbit, Shendelzare, artc0x, Norte, sunbathinganimal, Conker, Touch Pass, AMIT,

coolcristobal, Chiidish, BambiStar, Gourgeist

0: Seffers

 

 

AMIT: a color swap of the other 2 or the inverse, lazy + ugly + overpowered, like pick a struggle

Conker: How can anyone possibly stan Tornadus? Simple Plan got to be #1 for a day on TRL back in October 9, 2003.

There's no way anybody gives Tornadus an 11 or an 10 or being a #1 favorite Pokémon for anyone. 

Sunbathinganimal: 1 hate these fugly genies

Konril: Only bumped up the score due to its Incarnate form

Artc0x: ugly genie 1

Edited May 26 by Heldenzeit

[Graves]

Timburr's mother when her baby pushes out the womb holding a 2-meter long block of wood

 

Edited May 26 by Subomie