video game PokéRate: Unova [Gen 5] | The crowned winner is... | P. 114

[sunbathinganimal]

Pidove above her flop sisters as she should

[Curaga]

Another uglyass biitch with unnecessary bulbs 

 

[coolcristobal]

Y'all are so MEAN shdkdkfk I kinda like how pared down they both look. IMO Unfezant's worst quality is how basic its stats/movepool is.

[Heldenzeit]

Next up:

[PillowCase]

Revisiting these designs and overall decisions, gen V was truly Pokemons ARTPOP era.

[Gourgeist]

2 minutes ago, Heldenzeit said:

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Gothitelle out already?

[Conker]

Waste of a zero to be honest.

[Curaga]

4 minutes ago, Heldenzeit said:

Next up:

Conkeldurr / Conk-Elder? 👴🏻

Edited May 26 by Curaga

[Album Leak]

 

Pidove being the best one from the line yup yup I know that's right.

[Graves]

3 minutes ago, Heldenzeit said:

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Thought he was G7...

 

[Heldenzeit]

1 minute ago, Heldenzeit said:

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137

3,89

 

11: /

10: Magickarp, AbeHicks, PillowCase

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1: Rune, Save The Day, artc0x, Suilen, Red Light, PMM, Conker, Touch Pass,  gardendreams, Rence,

AMIT, Chiidish, Gourgeist

0: /

 

 

Subomie: What was the point tbh?

Chiidish: Annoying ****

AMIT: hisuian basculin is legit, these ugly things aren't

Conker: Eww. Seriously? Basculin is so gross. I thought we grown past that trash Carvanha/Sharpedo line. 

Suilen: probably the worst fish ever, even Magikarp has some meme potential going for it

Sunbathinganimal: whats the point of three different forms when they're all fugly

AbeHicks: I know it's just a generic fish but I love it. It hits hard and it's good competitively.

Red Light: Thank you for bloating the dex you STUPID ****ing fish. Why does this worthless garbage ***** filler of a Pokemon

who doesn't even look like it's worth 200 bells in Animal Crossing have multiple forms? How does that make the game more fun?

Ewan Chaos: It's just a fish.

Konril: HAGfish

Artc0x: a fish watev

[Heldenzeit]

Twins in jaws, my GOD

[gardendreams]

hii

[Katamari]

10 minutes ago, Heldenzeit said:

138 

3,88

 

11: /

10: Touch Pass

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1: Save The Day, Magickarp, Ewan Chaos, Red Light, AMIT, Chiidish, Gourgeist

0: /

 

Memeboy: pigeonification of swellow or swellowification of pidgeon?

Gardendreams: id eat

Conker: Not exactly a trendsetter but, she's fine. 

Red Light: The Unovadex NEEDS this! -Gamefreak

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

138 

3,88

 

11: /

10: Norte

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1: Heldenzeit, Rabbit, Save The Day, Shendelzare, Konril, Touch Pass, Porygon2z, Rence, AMIT, PillowCase, Gorgeist

0: Meloetta Carey, Chiidish

 

Subomie: Even a cunty masquerade mask can't save it. Dire times.

Chiidish: Zero candidate. Disgusting. When I think of valid Gen V critics YOU are the face. I might come back and give you a zero

and if you do get a zero that means I literally couldn't even find a mon I wanted to sabotage more than I despise your very presence. Ugly filthy abomination. 

AMIT: I hate remembering this thing exists

Rigalo: a lot of pkmn this gen get too ugly when they evolve

Meloetta Carey: the chop design, this being the regional bird, just disappointing all around

Gardendreams: id eat

Conker: A form change based on gender that both look appealing and top notch? Nice.

Suilen: even the gender difference couldn't save her

Sunbathinganimal: most forgettable regional bird, go girl give us nothing!

Konril: The blandest regional bird. GameFreak thinking that giving it a gender difference is gonna make it better?

Well it made it double in being creatively bankrupt.

UnusualBoy: The female version is awful; the male one is kind of cute tho.

AbeHicks: Worst regional bird ever. Just so basic and unremarkable and like why?

Artc0x: male serving, female just looks like a big-ass bird

 these chickens are roasted! 

[Suilen]

I wouldn't eat even as sushi.

[Curaga]

1 minute ago, gardendreams said:

hii

[Album Leak]

Basculin is alright. Maybe too masc for some people idk. 

[Conker]

Me archiving and gawking at all the write-ups for that flop fish.

 

[Graves]

1 minute ago, gardendreams said:

hii

but we need to know would you eat a basculin???

[coolcristobal]

Any mon with Adaptability is at least a 3 in my book  

[Heldenzeit]

Now, let's finish something we started yesterday. 

 

[Katamari]

9 minutes ago, Heldenzeit said:

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Drampa is gen 7 tho

[AbeHicks]

3 minutes ago, coolcristobal said:

Any mon with Adaptability is at least a 3 in my book  

Exactly. Its aqua jets are killer because of that.

[Heldenzeit]

136

3,90

 

11: /

10: Touch Pass

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1: JoeRobert, Rabbit, Save The Day, Magickarp, artc0x, Konril, Red Light, SlowGinFizz,

Rence, AMIT, Chiidish, Gourgeist

0: / 

 

 

Subomie: The baby forms are actually somewhat cute, and maybe if they evolved into better designs

and weren't boring clones with single typings then we might not pan them so much. But whatever.

AMIT: literally just a color swap of the other 2

Conker: Okay, I actually have something to say about the monkeys. In the video games, whatever starter you picked?

You go up against the STRONGER monkey you were weak to. If you picked Snivy, you faced the fire monkey.

If you picked Oshawott, you faced the grass monkey. If you picked Tepig, you faced the water monkey.

Not much else to say here. Whatever. I'll give her a 2, I guess. 

Suilen: as much effort put into those monkeys as Shiina Ringo put into her Sandokushi album

Memeboy: lil unevolved cutie

Edited May 26 by Heldenzeit

[Graves]

Diva down