celeb news Christina Applegate contracted sapovirus after eating salad tainted with fecal matter

[SoldierofLove]

"I couldn't eat. I couldn't anything," Applegate said, so she took a stool test. "You poop into a receptacle, and then you have to scoop your own poop into vials. And it was so gross, I started vomiting whilst doing this."

 

The test told her she had contracted sapovirus, which occurs when one person ingests another's fecal matter, most often via contaminated food. According to the National Institutes of Health, "Sapovirus infections are responsible for both sporadic cases and occasional outbreaks of acute gastroenteritis."

 

The culprit, Applegate said, was most likely a takeout salad from a vegan restaurant she's visited for years and declined to name.

 

"They say that it's mostly from salads because cooked food kind of kills the bacteria," she said. "Someone else's poop went into my mouth, and I ate it."

 

"I woke up at 3 o'clock in the morning in a pool of s—," she said. "Having MS at 3 o'clock in the morning and trying to change your sheets, it's not fun."

 

She and Sigler then joked about their qualms with adult diapers, which Applegate said she had recently been wearing again out of convenience. Their suggestions included adding Velcro and scrapping the "pretty" designs.

 

https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/tv/story/2024-04-24/christina-applegate-contracts-sapovirus-food-poisoning-eating-fecal-matter

 

[TouchinFree]

[JO1s]

Probably the same gay who stained charli's neon green wall...

[shyboi]

I've been starting to get a little picky about eating out tbh, it just creeps me out not knowing how clean restaurants really are 

[Quiqui4eva]

A nightmare. Let me deactivate my DoorDash account

[SoldierofLove]

15 minutes ago, Quiqui4eva said:

A nightmare. Let me deactivate my DoorDash account

I will never order food to be delivered. 

 

Imagine one of those delivery people sticking their hands down their pants to scratch their itchy hole and get some of their poop on their fingers. Even if they don't touch your food, they touch the bag that the food is in.

 

Then you touch the bag and it's all over. You have their hole sweat and poop on your hands.

 

 

[tiagol88]

I feel like everything happens to this woman 

[305]

34 minutes ago, shyboi said:

I've been starting to get a little picky about eating out tbh, it just creeps me out not knowing how clean restaurants really are 

Having worked in multiple, they're never really clean

[Monday Night Messiah]

The consequence of a wipe-only society. Fecal matter is everywhere.

 

Same reason why Western beards are known to contain traces of fecal matter, but East Asian people with beards have none.

[Katamari]

Moral of the story 

 

don't eat salads

[shyboi]

20 minutes ago, 305 said:

Having worked in multiple, they're never really clean

 

right? not even expensive ones, it's scary

[Mean Trees]

20 minutes ago, Monday Night Messiah said:

The consequence of a wipe-only society. Fecal matter is everywhere.

 

Same reason why Western beards are known to contain traces of fecal matter, but East Asian people with beards have none.

 Erm what???

[NoOneDiesFromLove]

Salads lose yet again. Lemme order a burger 

[IBeMe]

This is just everyday life here in North America. Your cooks be pooping and cooking in the same spot! 

[SoldierofLove]

37 minutes ago, Monday Night Messiah said:

The consequence of a wipe-only society. Fecal matter is everywhere.

 

Same reason why Western beards are known to contain traces of fecal matter, but East Asian people with beards have none.

 

Are you saying western beards have poop on them because the mouth was just eating out an unwashed hole, or because their finger tore through the toilet paper while they were wiping, got poop on their fingers and then touched their beard? 

[Leppie]

4 minutes ago, SoldierofLove said:

 

Are you saying western beards have poop on them because the mouth was just eating out an unwashed hole, or because their finger tore through the toilet paper while they were wiping, got poop on their fingers and then touched their beard? 

 

Omg i searched it up

 

Apparently 47% of beards contain poop microorganisms and it's because 60% of men don't wash their hands after using the toilet? 

 

https://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/poo-beard-faecal-bacteria-how-14959212

[SoldierofLove]

7 minutes ago, Leppie said:

 

Omg i searched it up

 

Apparently 47% of beards contain poop microorganisms and it's because 60% of men don't wash their hands after using the toilet? 

 

https://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/poo-beard-faecal-bacteria-how-14959212

 

Almost 50 per cent of male beards have traces of faecal matter - even when men wash them with soap the same day.

 

The majority of participants claimed they had washed their beards with soap on the same day as the test, and the beards were of varied lengths and styles, meaning even shorter beards are bursting with bacteria.

 

 

I'm going to be side eyeing guys with beards now. 

[Pikachoo]

this is the elite we are talking about. im not surprised they're into scat and the like. its like those dubai poop and pee parties where rich arab men invite ig models to dubai and poop and fart and pee on them

[tost1]

4 hours ago, Katamari said:

Moral of the story 

 

don't eat salads

Never happened to anyone from having a Big Mac iktr

[popmusicisdead]

4 hours ago, SoldierofLove said:

I will never order food to be delivered. 

 

Imagine one of those delivery people sticking their hands down their pants to scratch their itchy hole and get some of their poop on their fingers. Even if they don't touch your food, they touch the bag that the food is in.

 

Then you touch the bag and it's all over. You have their hole sweat and poop on your hands.

 

 

same but with eating other people's home cooking. 

at least with restaurants if you get sick or find a roach on their food, you can sue them for a pretty penny 

Edited May 4 by popmusicisdead

[Karla Cabello]

5 hours ago, SoldierofLove said:

"Someone else's poop went into my mouth, and I ate it."

 

"I woke up at 3 o'clock in the morning in a pool of s—,"

 

[Heldenzeit]

gays need to stop shoving things up their pooper

[Troll Idle]

I bet she ate some ass. Poor salad store being accused as an excuse

[Illuminati]

5 hours ago, JO1s said:

Probably the same gay who stained charli's neon green wall...

What happened

[RobynYoBank]

That's enough internet for tonight