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1 hour ago, 1000 forms of queer said:

knowing how swollen his c0ck is, i'd do the same too

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Happy Birthdayy
"I can't believe my baby is 21," Selena sighed, stroking Justin's face, "happy birthday Jay, I love you."

Justin smiled up at her, his hands resting on her hips, "I love you too, Sel."

She lowered herself against his chest and attached her lips to his, tugging on his bottom lip. 

"What do you want for your birthday?" She asked, widening her straddle on him.

"You," he mumbled against her mouth, his hands finding her ass and giving it a rough squeeze.

Selena laughed, shaking her head, "Something you don't already have."

"I'm Justin Bieber," he smirked, "I have everything."

Selena rolled her eyes and got off of him, standing up from the bed and murmuring a quiet "Be right back."

Moments later she was back with a champagne bottle, a wicked grin on her face.

"I thought we would celebrate you turning 21 with something you can finally drink legally," she winked, popping the lid off.

Setting the bottle down, she went back over to Justin and hooked her fingers under the waistband of his boxers, tugging on them gently.

When she had removed them, she stared down at her naked boyfriend, her eyes zeroed in on her favorite body part of his.

Jerry.

She had to hold back from moaning at the thought of it, and without another word, she reached for the champagne bottle and shattered it against a table.

Grabbing a shard of glass, she charged towards Justin screaming tribal chants and jumped on top of him, hacking away at his unsuspecting *****.

"SELENA WHAT THE ****," Justin screamed, trying to salvage his mangled dick.

"I know it's your birthday but I have needs too," she growled, ripping it from his body and holding it up in the air like Simba from the Lion King.

Justin gaped at the place where his dick once was, tears streaming down his face.
Laughing like a wicked Hyena, Selena swallowed his detached ***** in one swift gobble and opened the window, spreading out her ****** flaps and soaring out into the cool March air.

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Only Selena can make ATRL mad by biting into a cake :toofunny2:

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3 hours ago, 1000 forms of queer said:

knowing how swollen his c0ck is, i'd do the same too

Little Women Eye Roll GIF by TV One

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She's having her miley fase

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4 hours ago, awong918 said:

wait a minute this doesn't look like a fan account :skull:

It's not a fan account, it's full of bodyshaming, hate or fake news. 

It become "popular" when Selena was chronically online last year right now it's just about hating/ making fun about woman for the wrong reasons, like her body/physical.

The few demi lovato stans left

running into this chart account using It as the source to create their little dragging threads of Selena. 

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I'm more interested in what that pink device is on the table

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4 hours ago, Smarticle said:

She spends her social media breaks going down on his big fat one :WAP:

so 30 seconds? 

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Is Selena in her Bangerz era? :gaycattel:

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wait til i bite your cock off, come on come on

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🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

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Miley did it better back in 2011 with the ***** cake :cm:

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I'm confused, where is all this revulsion coming from?

 

She bit a book, and that's okay. 

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10 hours ago, Karla Cabello said:

Jerry.

Kpaosoaaoaksoaozoskak :bibliahh:

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8 hours ago, Sad Serenade said:

It's not a fan account, it's full of bodyshaming, hate or fake news. 

It become "popular" when Selena was chronically online last year right now it's just about hating/ making fun about woman for the wrong reasons, like her body/physical.

The few demi lovato stans left

running into this chart account using It as the source to create their little dragging threads of Selena. 

I didn't make it because I'm a Demi Stan, it just came up on my twitter feed and checked if anyone posted a thread yet so I did because I thought it was funny (also didn't realise it was a troll chart account) I even complimented her in the OP  :skull:

 

It's not that serious so do what your fave does best and "Calm Down.mp3"


 

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1 hour ago, Phaunzie said:

I'm confused, where is all this revulsion coming from?

 

She bit a book, and that's okay. 

It isn't even a book, it's a cake made to look like the book.

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6 minutes ago, Pink Ranger said:

I didn't make it because I'm a Demi Stan, it just came up on my twitter feed and checked if anyone posted a thread yet so I did because I thought it was funny (also didn't realise it was a troll chart account) I even complimented her in the OP  :skull:

 

It's not that serious so do what your fave does best and "Calm Down.mp3"


 

Curious that between all the tweets from (real) fan accounts that have posted this picture the fake one appears to you.

but anyway now you now it's fake and trolling one.

 

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14 hours ago, 1000 forms of queer said:

knowing how swollen his c0ck is, i'd do the same too

Sounds like he needs an antibiotic

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1 hour ago, choerry said:

It isn't even a book, it's a cake made to look like the book.

Wooah, I want one then. 

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5 hours ago, Sad Serenade said:

Curious that between all the tweets from (real) fan accounts that have posted this picture the fake one appears to you.

but anyway now you now it's fake and trolling one.

 

I don't follow Selena Gomez fan accounts on twitter, not that I need to justify what I post on this forum anyways, it came up as a suggested post because I'm often checking pop culture stuff :skull: 

 

Grow up and get over it.

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All these gorgeous pop girls losing their minds over these ugly ass men, I cannot.

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