base talk ATRL Original: Did Taylor Swift Try to END Her Competition?

[Ryan]

 

It’s no secret that Pop legend Taylor Swift has been THE pop girl for almost two decades. The critical acclaim, the sales, the success, the tours — all of it an indication of her power. But I’m wondering if something sinister is lurking beneath the surface. Did Taylor Allison try to enact SWIFT RETRIBUTION on her rival, up and coming new main pop girl (and alleged industry plant) Nature?!

 

In 2022, the güd sis Taylor received a lot of heat for the planet-heating emissions of her private jet.  She came first in the list of celebrities with the highest Co2 emissions from flying, according to an initiative tracking celebrities flying privately. Her private jet usage amounted to an estimated 8,300 tonnes of carbon emissions in 2022 – that’s about 1,800 times the average human’s annual emissions, or 576 times that of the average American and about 1,000 times that of the average European.

 

Was Taylor trying to K-word her competition by poisoning Mother Nature herself? Was the “No Body, No Crime” songstress guilty of sabotaging her competition?

 

pictured: Taylor Swift sitting on Nature’s throat and putting her feet on her chest

 

 

This has been an investigative report. What do yall think?

[Solaria]

Lock her up and throw away the key and give her Spotify numbers to Dua pls pls pls

[RideOrDie]

[Sheep]

They say I did something bad

[Strawberry Bubble]

she knew what was coming. Now there's nothing we can do: global warming was all a part of her plan

[Strawberry Bubble]

…Ready for Heat?

Earth Mayday

I Melted Something Bad

Don't Blame Methane

Deteriorate 

Look What Traffic Made Me Do

So Icebergs Melt…

Greta

Getaway Jet

King of My Miles

Flying While Our Earth Fries

Lifevest

This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Weathers

Call It Global Warming

New Sea Levels

 

Credits to: @Taylor fanboy

Edited April 18, 2024 by Strawberry Bubble

[Hurem]

Oh Swifties will melt the **** down, I just know it  

[olivethetree]

…what is this?

[hallucinate]

yes she did

lock her up

[Dear Reader]

34 minutes ago, Ryan said:

 

It's no secret that Pop legend Taylor Swift has been THE pop girl for almost two decades. The critical acclaim, the sales, the success, the tours — all of it an indication of her power. But I'm wondering if something sinister is lurking beneath the surface. Did Taylor Allison try to enact SWIFT RETRIBUTION on her rival, up and coming new main pop girl (and alleged industry plant) Nature?!

 

In 2022, the güd sis Taylor received a lot of heat for the planet-heating emissions of her private jet.  She came first in the list of celebrities with the highest Co2 emissions from flying, according to an initiative tracking celebrities flying privately. Her private jet usage amounted to an estimated 8,300 tonnes of carbon emissions in 2022 – that's about 1,800 times the average human's annual emissions, or 576 times that of the average American and about 1,000 times that of the average European.

 

Was Taylor trying to K-word her competition by poisoning Mother Nature herself? Was the "No Body, No Crime" songstress guilty of sabotaging her competition?

 

pictured: Taylor Swift sitting on Nature's throat and putting her feet on her chest

 

 

This has been an investigative report. What do yall think?

I'm out of reactions so there you go:

 

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[Trainwreck]

Yes Taylor end that nature hag 

[Iceland]

She's the CO2 and methane industry 

[Taylor fanboy]

29 minutes ago, Hurem said:

Oh Swifties will melt the **** down, I just know it  

OH.

 

The meltdown:

 

29 minutes ago, Strawberry Bubble said:

…Ready for Heat?

Earth Mayday

I Melted Something Bad

Don't Blame Methane

Deteriorate 

Look What Traffic Made Me Do

So Icebergs Melt…

Greta

Getaway Jet

King of My Miles

Flying While Our Earth Fries

Lifevest

This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Weathers

Call It Global Warming

New Sea Levels

 

Credits to: @Taylor fanboy

 

[RoyalT]

58 minutes ago, Strawberry Bubble said:

…Ready for Heat?

Earth Mayday

I Melted Something Bad

Don't Blame Methane

Deteriorate 

Look What Traffic Made Me Do

So Icebergs Melt…

Greta

Getaway Jet

King of My Miles

Flying While Our Earth Fries

Lifevest

This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Weathers

Call It Global Warming

New Sea Levels

 

Credits to: @Taylor fanboy

State of Greta (Taylor's Version) (From the Jet) is coming! 

[Princess Aurora]

Truly a reverse Greta Thumberg experience

[Thuggin]

The Carbon Emissions Department

So Long, Antarctica

But Daddy I Love Pollution

Florida is Sinking!!!

Guilty as BP?

W.H.O.'s Afraid of Little Old Me?

I Can Fix the Ozone (No Really I Can't)

The Smallest Coral Reef Who Ever Lived

[Strawberry Bubble]

10 minutes ago, Thuggin said:

The Carbon Emissions Department

So Long, Antarctica

But Daddy I Love Pollution

Florida is Sinking!!!

Guilty as BP?

W.H.O.'s Afraid of Little Old Me?

I Can Fix the Ozone (No Really I Can't)

The Smallest Coral Reef Who Ever Lived

[??????]

1 hour ago, Thuggin said:

The Carbon Emissions Department

So Long, Antarctica

But Daddy I Love Pollution

Florida is Sinking!!!

Guilty as BP?

W.H.O.'s Afraid of Little Old Me?

I Can Fix the Ozone (No Really I Can't)

The Smallest Coral Reef Who Ever Lived

Not Guilty as BP ijbol'd a lil 

[PerfectSacrifice]

1 hour ago, Thuggin said:

So Long, Antarctica

I can't- 

[Bethenny Frankel]

I am scared for the damage she could cause to Mother Nature with her endless plane rides

[1989]

1 hour ago, Thuggin said:

So Long, Antarctica

 

OT: Yes, she's coming for everyone. End us, Mother. 

[Taylor fanboy]

2 hours ago, Thuggin said:

The Carbon Emissions Department

So Long, Antarctica

But Daddy I Love Pollution

Florida is Sinking!!!

Guilty as BP?

W.H.O.'s Afraid of Little Old Me?

I Can Fix the Ozone (No Really I Can't)

The Smallest Coral Reef Who Ever Lived

Guilty As BP?

 

Do the whole album! 

[The Music Industry]

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