celeb news Kelly Clarkson loves having 'meat' in the morning

[Popboi.]

Protein queen

[Bussea]

the anger in here  some of you sound like you need some meat stuffed somewhere so you can relax 

[PoisonPill]

I can sometimes enjoy eating dead animals in the right environment, like a night out at a fancy steakhouse. But the thought of getting out of bed first thing in the morning and scarfing down dead flesh is literally nauseating to me. 

[makeme]

I mean common breakfast meat (Bacon, Sausage, Ham etc.) is some of the most unhealthy meat in general. I only eat poultry and fish so I'm only eating meat in the afternoon lol

Edited April 19 by makeme

[popmusicisdead]

yeah she's definitely a two pork chops for breakfast type of gal

[Pikachoo]

can she just admit she used ozempic already? Kelly you are my girl for life but just come out and say it. It is so obvious, especially with those bangs. ugh I miss her when she was a thick girl

[NoOneDiesFromLove]

Sweet breakfasts are disgusting. if it's not meat , then i'm not eating it before 1pm

[DEGUOM]

Some of y'all missed the point of this thread 

 

Spoiler

It's about having man "meat" in the morning (i.e. p e n i s / s e x) 

 

[Gelato]

10 hours ago, Elusive Chanteuse said:

What about all the sugar though? I was the same but was told its not healthy. lol

 

honestly I eat maybe one apple in the mornings, or one croissant, or one pain au chocolat. I don't really feel hungry in the morning, and when I do I might eat Greek yoghurt with some fruit and oats toppings.

 

I don't refuse to eat savoury foods in the morning for health reasons, it's just the idea of eating those types of foods makes me feel sick. I've been like this for as long as I can remember

[Hobbes]

13 hours ago, Gelato said:

savoury breakfasts are disgusting. if it's not fruit, a pastry or some kind of cereal then i'm not eating it before 1pm

Facts. Give me porridge, fruit on pancakes, pastries, granola, hell even French toast with compote in the morning 

[ithinkheknowsoutsold]

14 hours ago, Gelato said:

savoury breakfasts are disgusting. if it's not fruit, a pastry or some kind of cereal then i'm not eating it before 1pm

Not even eggs or hash browns?

[Gelato]

Just now, ithinkheknowsoutsold said:

Not even eggs or hash browns?

yeah sadly not, especially not eggs (they make me gag at the best of times)

 

my brother used to make chicken nuggets when i was living at home, probably where my trauma comes from

[Axolotl]

You actually need meat and protein in the morning. Sugar is the worst thing you could eat in the morning

[Eóghan]

15 hours ago, Gelato said:

savoury breakfasts are disgusting. if it's not fruit, a pastry or some kind of cereal then i'm not eating it before 1pm

enjoy your diabetic life I guess

there's nothing better than eggs and avocado in the morning 

[Gelato]

1 minute ago, Eóghan said:

enjoy your diabetic life I guess

there's nothing better than eggs and avocado in the morning 

i don't think 1 item of fruit a day for breakfast is going to give me diabetes

[MusicIsMyMaster]

15 hours ago, XO_Life said:

I mean... Greek yogurt with some oats and a little bit of flavor powder would fit in this description and is considered healthy.

ya and i have that before i work out. but the person didnt say anything close to this.

[Cardcaptor Sakura]

People thinking this skinny Kelly is talking about the real meat, lmao

[discosean]

On 4/18/2024 at 2:38 PM, Saintlor said:

I'm literally vomiting at the thought of children being influenced by her 

You probably sucked dick for dinner last night so save all this fake outrage for something else. 

[Saintlor]

11 minutes ago, discosean said:

You probably sucked dick for dinner last night so save all this fake outrage for something else. 

It was literally a joke

[grAntVRIL]

me too

[Genius1111]

I wonder if she likes her eggs to be fertilized in the morning as well. 

[velocity]

meat in the morning is great. we love stable blood sugar levels and healthy dose of protein for hormone production

[mrmarrero]

it was fine until she made it sound awkward with the pause and everything

[EnterTheAttic]

17 hours ago, discosean said:

You probably sucked dick for dinner last night so save all this fake outrage for something else. 

Drag ha