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Paris Olympics lifts Tokyo intimacy ban, stocks Olympic village with 300,000 condoms


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they should be hanging out prep instead. I know that the US tennis team got it on in Rio, the fourth place finisher had her panties found in the common area :rip:

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7 minutes ago, Genius1111 said:

Pita Taufatofua's New Year's resolution: A medal and his "first kiss under the Eiffel Tower" (olympics.com)

 

Seems like the 1.92m (6.3 ft), 100kg (220lb) 40 year old hunk is trying his best to qualify in either taekwondo or kayaking. And it seems like he's not attached at the moment.  :gaycat1:

it also says

 

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"Maybe that's the perfect time to walk around with a ta'ovala and nothing else under the Eiffel Tower, holding that flag, high and proud. Please don't arrest me, French people. Please don't arrest me! But there will be oil. One way or another."

time for me to book a TGV to Paris I guess :gaycat1:

'there will be oil' okay king, coconut oil preferably :gaycat1:

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Oh how i wish i was a female athlete competing in Paris :WAP:

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22 hours ago, Bethenny Frankel said:

they should be hanging out prep instead. I know that the US tennis team got it on in Rio, the fourth place finisher had her panties found in the common area :rip:

Elaborate please, what? Haha

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On 3/19/2024 at 8:11 PM, MALAMENTE said:

its kinda funny that they expect them to have sex. not that they can't or won't but it's a funny thought 

they are doing the smart thing here because the olympic villages are notorious for basically being a sex den. like... that place is infamously horny.

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