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Paris Olympics lifts Tokyo intimacy ban, stocks Olympic village with 300,000 condoms


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why was it banned in the first place? how is it any of our business what athletes do in their beds?

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Suddenly, I'm booking a flight to Paris for the summer and getting some good D from the wrestlers and weightlifters. Lift me like a gold medal and dive in deep like my ass is a springboard  :WAP:

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5 minutes ago, kalli said:

why was it banned in the first place?

Covid. :coffee2:

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The menage-a-trois with the bedbugs :alexz:

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its kinda funny that they expect them to have sex. not that they can't or won't but it's a funny thought 

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bona peti baby!

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10 minutes ago, Espresso said:

Covid. :coffee2:

i feel so stupid rn i forgot about the Covid era :deadbanana4:

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is that oiled up guy from Tonga still active

 

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18 minutes ago, MALAMENTE said:

its kinda funny that they expect them to have sex. not that they can't or won't but it's a funny thought 

I think it's also like over 20 condoms for each person :dies:

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40 if they have sex with each other :thing: 

 

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Imagine getting ****** by a man who just won a gold medal? You'd be sore for months and wouldn't be able to clench the same as before ever again :duca:

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Est-ce que tu aimes le sexe?
Le sexe, je veux dire: l'activité physique
Le coït. Tu aimes ça?
Tu ne t'intéresses pas au sexe?
Les hommes pensent que les féministes détestent le sexe
Mais c'est une activité très stimulante et naturelle que les femmes adorent

 

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How can i go :chick1:

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Imagine all those good looking people hooking up :suburban:

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10 minutes ago, JO1s said:

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He’s a known racist 

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4 minutes ago, khalyan said:

He's a known racist 

Welp that's unfortunate :doc:

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I need Mondo Duplantis' room number 

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22 minutes ago, SoldierofLove said:

Imagine getting ****** by a man who just won a gold medal? You'd be sore for months and wouldn't be able to clench the same as before ever again :duca:

The fissure would be worth it

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Get me to the Olympic village NOW

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29 minutes ago, SoldierofLove said:

Imagine getting ****** by a man who just won a gold medal? You'd be sore for months and wouldn't be able to clench the same as before ever again :duca:

Bottoms, please have self-control. 

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Kylie.Minogue.Sexersize.mp3

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my country needs me! :WAP:

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That's only about 25 per expected athlete. I don't think it will be enough.

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