Gelato Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 (edited) This is ATRL Times reporter Gelato, dispatching from London on this most solemn of days, the second day of February in the year of our Lord nineteen hundred and one. In this epoch of unparalleled transformations and the zenith of Britannic power, the Empire has tendered a grave and dignified farewell to its most enduring Sovereign, Her Late Majesty Queen Victoria, who departed this life on the twenty-second day of January, Anno Domini one thousand nine hundred and one, at the advanced age of eighty-one, within the confines of Osborne House on the Isle of Wight. Her peaceful demise, in the presence of her esteemed lineage including her grandson, Kaiser Wilhelm II, heralds the close of a chapter that witnessed the British Empire's ascendancy to the pinnacle of global dominion and the flowering of the Victorian epoch. The arrangements for Her Majesty's final rites were, nonetheless, beset by initial disarray and a notable absence of precedent, as recounted by Sir Frederick Ponsonby, the Queen's equerry and assistant private secretary. Given that the last sovereign's death had occurred in the year of our Lord eighteen hundred and thirty-seven, the royal household found itself in a quandary to ensure that the funeral observances due such a monumental figure were aptly conducted. This tumult was mirrored across the royal servants and courtiers, showcasing a surprising disaccord with the requisite protocols for a monarch's passing. Despite these early tribulations, the preparations for the Queen's interment advanced with a blend of haste and solemnity. Queen Victoria, distinguished for her unique predilections in life, had bequeathed explicit directives for a funeral that was to be both grand and modest, mirroring her personal tastes and the profundity of her bereavement for her late consort, Prince Albert. Notably, she envisioned a white funeral, a symbol of purity and, perhaps, a final, poignant divergence from the mourning black she had donned for decades. The procession on the Isle of Wight, and subsequently through the thoroughfares of London to Windsor, was an exhibition of national lamentation and reverence. On the first day of February, the Queen's mortal remains were conveyed aboard the royal yacht Alberta, escorted by a splendid armada of British warships, to the mournful strains of Chopin's funeral march. The realm, in deep mourning, adhered to the edicts of sorrow, though the Queen had eschewed the tradition of lying in state, preferring the intimacy of a more secluded adieu. London's avenues were congested with mourners on the second day of February, despite the inclement clime, as the funeral cortege wended its way to Windsor for the concluding rites. The metropolis witnessed an unprecedented effusion of grief, with every echelon of society represented in the vast multitude of spectators. The pathos of the occasion was immortalized by the nascent technology of the moving picture, courtesy of Pathé cameramen, ensuring that this historic event would be etched in the annals for posterity. The funeral service at St. George's Chapel in Windsor Castle was graced by royalty and luminaries from across the continent, signifying the Queen's international esteem. The procession was not devoid of its vicissitudes; an unfortunate incident with the horses drawing the gun carriage bearing the Queen's coffin necessitated an impromptu resolution that saw naval personnel drawing the carriage, a testament to the adaptability and veneration accorded to the Queen. Queen Victoria's final repose is beside her beloved Albert in the Royal Mausoleum at Frogmore. Her funeral, though executed with meticulous attention to detail, was imbued with a simplicity and decorum that spoke eloquently of her persona and reign. Amidst the complexities and pomp of the ceremonies, the essence of Victoria's wishes was preserved, culminating in a white funeral under the snowfall, a serene and fitting tribute to a monarch whose legacy shall forever remain interwoven with the fabric of British history. As the realm advances under the aegis of King Edward VII, the memory of Queen Victoria's profound influence on Britain and the broader world remains indelible. Her funeral not only marked the conclusion of an era but also underscored the enduring respect and affection harbored for her by her subjects and the international community alike. Edited February 26 by Gelato 6 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Save-Me-Oprah Posted February 26 Popular Post Share Posted February 26 y’all are so weird 2 14 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xokuba Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 (edited) work Edited February 26 by xokuba 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glitch Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 I know she was mad asf that Queen Elizabeth got a Platinum cert, something she never achieved 1 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
illia Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 In this moment of great solemnity and reflection, prompted by the mournful tidings of our beloved Queen Victoria's departure from this mortal coil, I am moved to express my deepest reverence and gratitude for your publication. Your account, sir or madam, has captured the profound essence of this national sorrow with a grace and eloquence befitting the gravity of such an event. The diligence with which you have chronicled these somber proceedings, and the respectfulness imbued in your words, have served not only as a beacon of information but also as a source of solace for the bereaved populace. Your ability to weave the narrative of our late Queen's illustrious reign, with all the dignity and reverence it merits, stands as a testament to the nobility of your craft. In these trying times, when the heart of the nation is heavy with loss, your reportage has brought a semblance of comfort to our grieving souls. It has provided us with a means to collectively reminisce the monumental legacy left behind by our sovereign, a legacy that shall forever be etched in the annals of our history. I eagerly anticipate the continuation of your exemplary work, which so beautifully honors the memory of our departed Queen and faithfully serves the citizens of this great nation. Your contributions to the realm of journalism are invaluable, and I am most thankful for the integrity and sensitivity with which you approach your noble profession. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post truthteller Posted February 26 Popular Post Share Posted February 26 it's the layout and formatting for me 5 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
constantinople Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 (edited) the first witch is finally dead Edited February 26 by constantinople 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shoganai Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 First thing first I’m not here to be educated, and second guillotine them all 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
May Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 3 minutes ago, truthteller said: it's the layout and formatting for me i was genuinely impressed this is a cute concept but will never compare to when k$_dollar would make history fact threads ........... but the facts would be made up and the pics would be photoshopped by him yet everyone believed it until like the 3rd or 4th fact when they gradually got more and more unhinged 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gelato Posted February 26 Author Share Posted February 26 4 minutes ago, illia said: In this moment of great solemnity and reflection, prompted by the mournful tidings of our beloved Queen Victoria's departure from this mortal coil, I am moved to express my deepest reverence and gratitude for your publication. Your account, sir or madam, has captured the profound essence of this national sorrow with a grace and eloquence befitting the gravity of such an event. The diligence with which you have chronicled these somber proceedings, and the respectfulness imbued in your words, have served not only as a beacon of information but also as a source of solace for the bereaved populace. Your ability to weave the narrative of our late Queen's illustrious reign, with all the dignity and reverence it merits, stands as a testament to the nobility of your craft. In these trying times, when the heart of the nation is heavy with loss, your reportage has brought a semblance of comfort to our grieving souls. It has provided us with a means to collectively reminisce the monumental legacy left behind by our sovereign, a legacy that shall forever be etched in the annals of our history. I eagerly anticipate the continuation of your exemplary work, which so beautifully honors the memory of our departed Queen and faithfully serves the citizens of this great nation. Your contributions to the realm of journalism are invaluable, and I am most thankful for the integrity and sensitivity with which you approach your noble profession. I am profoundly touched by your generous words regarding my coverage of Her Late Majesty Queen Victoria's funeral. It was a task undertaken with the utmost respect and a deep sense of duty to convey the gravity and dignity of the occasion, despite the initial tumult that surrounded the preparations. Your appreciation serves as a great encouragement, reminding me of my solemn responsibility to document history with integrity and sensitivity. I extend my sincerest thanks for your kind acknowledgment and for the privilege of sharing this momentous event with you and our esteemed readership. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Aurora Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
constantinople Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 3 minutes ago, truthteller said: it's the layout and formatting for me OP saying **** like Constantinople or British Raj like girl get some help 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schami66 Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 (edited) This thread is already an Instant classic Edited February 26 by Schami66 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrantino Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 her 4th speech will always remain iconic 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mariya Takeuchi Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 She was the worst spice girl 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Silva Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 (edited) As a gay, I don’t really appreciate the laws she introduced to make homosexuality and sodomy a criminal offence punishable by a prison sentence. A law that led to legal justification of homophobia and bigotry in U.K. society (and around the commonwealth) for many decades! At the same time refusing to ban lesbianism through an unshakable belief it was simply ‘made up’ and no woman would ever possibly want to do that (lick *****) and therefore the practice could not possibly exist. How dare you try and deprive me of the D, Queen Vicky! Edited February 26 by Dante Silva 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Byrne Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 I kinda love this 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solaria Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 How the **** you go from Livie to British Royalty reporting in 2 seconds 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popboi. Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 41 minutes ago, Schami66 said: This thread is already an Instant classic Classic? It will free fall quicker than Big Foot. The OP can’t make an AI (or AI looking thread) become iconic the way @Pikachoo does. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaggedGalaxy Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 Is this what OTH with no life spend their time doing? 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apolonio Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 This is up there with that one ATRLer saying they walk around their room daydreaming of their fave selling more music and getting more #1s. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Man Who Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 I can’t believe that Echosmith made a song about you solely based on the strength of your journalism. The way you ended Clark Kent with ease should be studied. TABS! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gelato Posted February 26 Author Share Posted February 26 5 minutes ago, The Man Who said: I can’t believe that Echosmith made a song about you solely based on the strength of your journalism. The way you ended Clark Kent with ease should be studied. TABS! I find myself at once bewildered and profoundly flattered by your note, informing me that a musical ensemble by the name of "Echosmith" has seen fit to compose a melody titled "Gelato" in my honour. Though I confess, the particulars of this band and their composition are entirely beyond my current ken, as we stand in the year 1901, the sentiment you convey is deeply touching. I extend my most heartfelt thanks for bringing this remarkable homage to my attention. It is a curious and unexpected distinction, one that I shall cherish in thought, if not yet in hearing. Your gesture of sharing this news is greatly appreciated, and I thank you profusely for your kind correspondence. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Rabbit Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 Ashes to ashes.. Dust to dust.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoldierofLove Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 Oh wow. Lemme apply to a History program and use this thread as extra credit towards my degree. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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