celeb megathread Happy 2023rd birthday to the talented Jesus Christ

[ZeroSuitBritney]

Happy birthday to our PALESTINIAN icon!

[Nova_23]

Happy Birthday Jesus Christ our PALESTINIAN ICON!!!! 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

[Sergi91]

Happy birthday to the messiah! King of the Jews! 

[JoAddams]

 

[YoungDreamer]

Happy bday king

 

 

[FailSafe]

Hbd, King! 

[Stepfon]

Happy birthday to the ONE I stan for the most! 

[Contessa]

Not truly his bday but happy happy

[Mr. Peanutbutter]

Happy birthday! I loved him on Queer Eye

[Erotic]

He peaked here I’m afraid

 

 

with a slight repeak here

 

 

[Bonicap]

He was born in the year 1, so this is his 2022nd birthday

[Red Light]

Slay the boots manger down father 

[Zeferino]

I’m sorry for what’s happening in your land, lord 

[Khal]

Boooooo, nepo baby, boooooo 

[Arrows]

Insane longevity

[White Rabbit]

3 hours ago, RideOrDie said:

Love and light xx

Edited December 25, 2023 by White Rabbit

[Skestina]

2 hours ago, Smarticle said:

2023 years old

you too! u and jesus twinsies

 

[dumbsparce]

Main Religion Boy stomping and securing peace on the planet year after year despite the messy girls trying him

[NoOneDiesFromLove]

Old omg? Judas iscariot outsold

[MatiRod]

I love that everyone (rightfully) has beef with the Church and organized religion and the other messy sections of the Bible, but no one can be actually mad at Jesus, he just preached love and tolerance. 

[MatiRod]

2 hours ago, Stepfon said:

Happy birthday to the ONE I stan for the most! 

Team Jesus! Team Soldiers for Christ! THAT’s the team I’m on! THAT’s the one! And if someone has something to say about it, they can kiss.my.ass. !

[KingWitch]

You gotta be really iconic for the years to be numbered according to your estimated birth, king indeed 

[romas_ld]

Happy Birthday Taylor Swift 

[QueenBLadyG]

Sleigh, sis! 

[byzantium]

Wasn’t Jesus born in 6 BC? So this would be his 2029th birthday.