base talk Bach stomping on the other main classical girls on Spotify. Why?

[Beyonnaise]

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Monthly listeners
Johann Sebastian Bach: 8.4M

Ludwig van Beethoven: 7.6M

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart: 6.9M

Frédéric Chopin: 6.8M

Antonio Vivaldi: 6M

Claude Debussy: 5.9M

Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky: 5.5M 

 

Beethoven? Fat after flop

Mozart? Weaveless

Debussy? Prolapsed

 

Why is Bach gagging the girls?

 

[flashfox]

Bach is global

[Katamari]

payola and residencies in the classical TTH playlists i fear

 

 

plus it's Halloween  that toccata and fugue in d minor song is getting a boost  

 

 

Edited November 2, 2023 by Katamari

[liquiddiamonds]

And he didn't even drop the Ice Spice collab yet 

 

[Revolution]

tabs

 

[dumbsparce]

White privilege

[shookspeare]

oh this is tea, he's in my last.fm top 8  I listen to lots of classical music but no one hits like Bach. the taylor swift of classical

 

Edited November 2, 2023 by shookspeare

[illia]

Did it with no features 

 

[PoisonedIvy]

If there’s one thing I’ve learned about Debussy it’s that it always comes back in full force. 

[Freaky Prince]

Without re-recordings and 10 different album covers. The actual music industry.

[G.U.Y.]

Wagner isn't on the top because of woke libs.

[ScorpiosGroove]

Tchaikovsky outsold & outtalented with ease

 

[glitch]

Tchaikovsky right at the bottom ijbol the homophobia

[Just a Gay on ATRL]

Baby Got Bach

 

[glitch]

Anyway Bach is only so high because of his tiktok length jingles. One of his top 5 songs is only 1:08 

[illia]

1 minute ago, glitch said:

Anyway Bach is only so high because of his tiktok length jingles. One of his top 5 songs is only 1:08 

Strategic king  Thinking 300 years ahead

 

[shookspeare]

Tchaikovsky deserves number 2, it's true. Followed maybe by Chopin and Ravel or Debussy

 

Mozart and Beethoven are heavily playlisted FADS

 

[Tropez]

Tchaikovsky is like the Mariah of Christmas. Just wait until the holidays come up. His numbers will see a boost. 

[SupremeGoddess]

Because Bach is all about TABS unlike that stupid little brat ***** Mofart. Don’t let history fool you, he was all smoke and mirrors. He needed that controversy to fill out those theaters and opera houses. 

 

No wonder no one cared when he died and he was literally just thrown in a ditch. 

 

Suffer at #3

 

[evermore.]

Chopin >>>>>> Bach 

[réveuse]

Bach mid. He only got that because of bots. Mozart better.

[Relampago.]

Streaming farms

 

The B in Bach stands for bots

 

[Kelp]

 

Flophann Sefadstian Bach-rolls is an industry plant, Slaythoven >>

[Kelp]

26 minutes ago, evermore. said:

Chopin >>>>>> Bach 

Period ah period uh....

[Junipero]

Mozart has a song called "Lick me in the arse"

Truly the Cardi B of his generation.