celeb news TMZ Obtains Britney Traffic Stop Footage. No Licence, Speed Limit, Traffic Violation.

[BrokenMachine]

TMZ stop stalking Britney challenge

[Richie.Valdez]

TMZ are so creepily obsessed with Britney Spears.. it’s so bizarre. 

[Shinning]

38 minutes ago, BOOM! said:

"I'm so sorry, I have to use the bathroom ... it's about to come out right now. I'm so sorry."

 

[Tylerbv]

She should’ve just shat on them when they wouldn’t stop pestering.

[BOOM!]

4 minutes ago, Shinning said:

 

I still can't stop laughing. 

[GraceRandolph]

31 minutes ago, Capris Groove said:

That's because Britney Spears is a militant anarchist who has ALWAYS been on the side of the working class people.

 

Anarchism =/= Marxism

[crf13]

1 hour ago, ChapelHooker said:

inb4 some deranged “fan” uses this as a reason that she should be in the conservatorship again 

Give Mystic a few minutes… 

 

ot: It is insanely creepy that Harvey paid for this footage. He would absolutely peel the skin off of Britney’s body and stitch it to his own if ever given the opportunity. Nasty, foul, smelly burnt-out West Hollywood bottom with a lisp. To build up this amount of bad karma at 73 years old… he knows where he’s going. 
 

Britney, the sweet adorable soul that you are… just make you keep your documents on you next time. 

Edited October 30, 2023 by crf13

[Nashe]

at least the videos prove she's totally sane and capable of basically anything a regular person does. what they've been doing to her for 13 years is so crazy, how is her family and that team not in cells already? 

[Britney Jean]

Britney sis should go easy on anal play  TMZ can **** off tho, what a trash media 

[TouchinFree]

I'm so sorry, I have to use the bathroom ... it's about to come out right now. I'm so sorry."

 

 

Also, Im surprised TMZ didn't try to get footage of her taking a pi ss.

" BREAKING: FOOTAGE RELEASED OF BRITNEY SPEARS P ISSING WITHOUT WIPING PROPERLY. TMZ ALSO LEARNED FROM "INSIDE SOURCES" THAT THIS ISN'T THE FIRST TIME. SINGER APPARENTLY ONLY USES ONE TYPE OF TOILET PAPER BECAUSE ACCORDING TO THE TOXIC SINGER IT'S " DELICATE AND SMOOTH UNLIKE THE OTHER TYPES, THEY SCRATCH THE OUTER LINING OF MY PU SSY". 

[ItsJustMe.]

[rac7d]

47 minutes ago, Proseductice said:

Why is this even news. Who cares?

 

TMZ is weirdly obsessed. What's next, "Britney Spears doesn't tip at restaurant"? 

2002 all over again

[UnusualBoy]

They're really trying, aren't they?

[Frozen99]

55 minutes ago, BOOM! said:

it's about to come out right now. I'm so sorry.

i just...  leave our princess alone, tmz is so creepy.

[BOOM!]

 

Not the cop "harassing" her. 

Everyone eating them up in replies and quotes... 

[Mr_campbell]

let her speed 

[Domination]

1 hour ago, BOOM! said:

I'm so sorry, I have to use the bathroom ... it's about to come out right now. I'm so sorry."

[Erreur2 La Nature]

What's next ?

"Britney Spears caught eating at McDonald's" ?

"Britney Spears used the bathroom twice in an hour" ?

 

 

[Lil' Oz]

Recently browsing 36 members 

 

Just to see the good sis get a parking ticket

[Sheep]

They need to leave her alone 

[Slayn]

Sorry 60 in a 45 is NOTHING, this is not news  It was a completely normal exchange between her and the cop too.

[Shelter]

Not him saying “I stopped you here before for speeding”  she really doesn’t give a ****. 

[May]

sorry but i love her

 

’its about to come out right now’ like  

[discotraxxx]

disingenuous legend

[ItsJustMe.]

the book seems to be a success which is great and the world is once again obsessed with britney, but it's also again putting a microscope on her

i don't know if that's the greatest thing when she's trying to figure out her life

the media is ready to capitalize on any mistake she makes