poll If Kardashians were MPGs…

[orange22]

Who’s taking it? What do you think the music/era would give?

 

 

[Pink Whitney]

Kim obviously  

Kourtney would be lazy as **** & act like she deserves every GRAMMY & #1 hit 

[Reginald]

"If?" 

 

 

[orange22]

1 minute ago, Reginald said:

"If?" 

 

 

Gift for the fans? Where is K1m?

[barbiegrande]

Obviously Kim. She’s more relevant than Kylie nowadays 

[Big Bad Wolf]

Kylie would slay some girls careers, that's for sure.

[orange22]

Anyway I know Khloe can serve us power ballads and 90s rap princess 

 

[orange22]

5 minutes ago, Pink Whitney said:

Kourtney would be lazy as **** & act like she deserves every GRAMMY & #1 hit 

The Travis Barker production and dolce vita lyrics though 

 

 

[Pink Whitney]

Kim could be the new main rap girl

 

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[Reginald]

13 minutes ago, Big Bad Wolf said:

Kylie would slay some girls careers, that's for sure.

She already has! Kylie™ did that

 

[NoOneDiesFromLove]

OP's pic looks like fifth harmony but six of them so maybe they should start a band

[flower moon]

kris for sure. the other girls would be nothing without her

 

[jakeisphat]

Kim. She knows how to follow trends and take the steps necessary to ensure her name is out there and that her products are promoted impeccably. 

[Cheers]

Kim is the only interesting one. The Kardashian-Jenners would be NOTHING without her.

[unclefloprry]

It's funny bc when I was a kid I thought Kim was the girl from the Pussycat Dolls.

[BANKS]

I could picture Kris having a career like Cher, Kim having a career like Britney or JLo, and Kylie having a career like Xtina.

[GentleEarthquake]

I just know Kendall would release basic pop music disguised as purposeful indie and alternative music

[Dolce Vita]

kylie would’ve been a main pop girl from 2015-2018 then would’ve fell off because she couldn’t adapt to the changing music climate, so kim bc she knows how to stay relevant 

[eli's_rhythm]

Kris is so iconic.

 

[trainsskyscrapers]

I did mine slightly differently:

Spoiler

- Khloe is Rihanna: with the amount of faces Klo has tried on... she's a chameleon in every aspect of the word. A new sound every November would be child's play. Surrounded by scandal - tabloid fodder (Lamar / OJ would be Chris Brown / her Dad that was reportedly booking fake stadium dates and pocketing the money ).

- Kim is Taylor Swift: constantly oscillating between the victim and the villain at the same time. We won't get into reading contracts.

- Kourtney is Beyonce: A perception exists out there that she is the mature, quiet, respectable one who encounters infidelity, but she simply becomes tired of this "perfection" image and now just wants to let loose and love her life.

- Kendall is Lady Gaga: All of the makings of a classy woman, but fumbles at the goal line: from R. Kelly / Vomit, to that embarrassing Pepsi commercial and meh relationship with Bad Bunny.. one day I hope they get it. Both also ruffled feathers upon entry when they were compared to others already in their field (Madge / Supermodels) and were marked with rumors of nepotism.

- Kylie is Nicki Minaj: the blurred-line relationships with Tyga and Blac Chyna, the run to Forbes to be proclaimed as a billionaire (a #1 album with bundles) only to eventually lose that prestige to Selena Gomez (in Nicki's case, Travis Scott).

- Kris is Britney: the OG with questionable relationships, but ultimately provides the blueprint for the others to navigate the pitfalls of pop-stardom. A good egg with a genuinely good heart.

 

[Kodak Energy]

Kris=Scooter

kim=taylor

kylie=rihanna

khloe=gaga

kourtney=Xtina

kendall=Tinashe

[Sailor Moon]

I feel like Kylie would serve, but will be very underrated.

[PrismaticOwen]

kim would churn out quick lil singles 

 

kylie would have the alt pop acclaimed album

[Phaunzie]

Khloe OBVIOUSLY, the Madonna of the group. She reinvents herself every year. She went from Adele's Balladry to Beyonce Check Up on It R&B fusion, to Ellie Goulding Alternative Pop. How dare you suggest Kimoralee, the Drake of the group could match the complexity of Khloe 'Madge' Kardashian and Kourtney 'Bowie' Jenner. Two experimental sistas that paved the way for their lessers.

 

 

The Rest Could Never

Edited October 23, 2023 by Phaunzie

[orange22]

Whew some of the girls that showed up late to the thread actually understood the assignment