True Skarlet Posted June 15, 2017 Posted June 15, 2017 1 minute ago, C/H/A/N/E/L said: My hair was never turquoise, pyramid nipples. Egypt was INSPIRED by them, OK!
Citrus Posted June 15, 2017 Author Posted June 15, 2017 _____________________________________________________________________________________________________ Episode 1 - Talent Show Lola Cabezas ( @DripDrip ) The Roast Of The Drag Race Thread: Welcome ladies and gentlemen, the girls of the ATRL Drag Race thread are a rare mix of delusional and angry. Never have I ever been able to witness how a bunch of bottoms can project such anger that doesn't involve sex. Let's start with Ledex for example. Ledex doesn't have charisma, uniqueness, nerve or talent but he's still a ****. Ledex is like Lord Voldemort, no one wants to say his name because he'll report you. Ledex is a Sasha stan but displays none of the intelligence she claims to have. Like Sasha, Ledex talks to much but says nothing of value. Moving on we have someone who's essays could probably fill a bible. Chanel's essays are longer then his legs and like his legs, they're pale and hold nothing of value. Chanel is so brave he'll argue with God when he gets into heaven about he was robbed in Season One of ADR. Chanel helped me lose 140 pounds, every time he spoke I threw up. TOO is the thread owner and for some reason this means every one lies to him and tells him he has taste. If TOO's name wasn't next to the thread title, we would never know he was there because his two sentence comments in the thread are as dry as PinkBox's aged rectum. Speaking of PinkBox, his obsession with older men in wigs borders on creepy. It's not even a fetish, PinkBox just loves old men, three words, FORMER ALTER BOY. Subomie post a lot but he never has anything positive to say. If you're not black and sassy he'll call you busted and say your make up sucks. Black don't crack but Subomie's had more in his then the Olympic Basketball team. Finally we have Grindr's first spokes model, Citrus. Citrus has met more men on Grindr that they had to test him for HIV and labeled him patient zero because no one can swallow that many strangers *** and not walk away STD free. Citrus looks like Shane Dawson. The End.
PinkBox Posted June 15, 2017 Posted June 15, 2017 The way this thread gained like 50 pages in a few hours
Aciid Posted June 15, 2017 Posted June 15, 2017 Just now, PinkBox said: The way this thread gained like 50 pages in a few hours Coming for our seasons wig
PhreshDiamond Posted June 15, 2017 Posted June 15, 2017 Quote dry as PinkBox's aged rectum. Speaking of PinkBox, his obsession with older men in wigs borders on creepy. It's not even a fetish, PinkBox just loves old men, three words, FORMER ALTER BOY. DO THE LASHINGS EVER END @PinkBox
Graves Posted June 15, 2017 Posted June 15, 2017 Just now, Citrus said: _____________________________________________________________________________________________________ Episode 1 - Talent Show Lola Cabezas ( @DripDrip ) The Roast Of The Drag Race Thread: Welcome ladies and gentlemen, the girls of the ATRL Drag Race thread are a rare mix of delusional and angry. Never have I ever been able to witness how a bunch of bottoms can project such anger that doesn't involve sex. Let's start with Ledex for example. Ledex doesn't have charisma, uniqueness, nerve or talent but he's still a ****. Ledex is like Lord Voldemort, no one wants to say his name because he'll report you. Ledex is a Sasha stan but displays none of the intelligence she claims to have. Like Sasha, Ledex talks to much but says nothing of value. Moving on we have someone who's essays could probably fill a bible. Chanel's essays are longer then his legs and like his legs, they're pale and hold nothing of value. Chanel is so brave he'll argue with God when he gets into heaven about he was robbed in Season One of ADR. Chanel helped me lose 140 pounds, every time he spoke I threw up. TOO is the thread owner and for some reason this means every one lies to him and tells him he has taste. If TOO's name wasn't next to the thread title, we would never know he was there because his two sentence comments in the thread are as dry as PinkBox's aged rectum. Speaking of PinkBox, his obsession with older men in wigs borders on creepy. It's not even a fetish, PinkBox just loves old men, three words, FORMER ALTER BOY. Subomie post a lot but he never has anything positive to say. If you're not black and sassy he'll call you busted and say your make up sucks. Black don't crack but Subomie's had more in his then the Olympic Basketball team. Finally we have Grindr's first spokes model, Citrus. Citrus has met more men on Grindr that they had to test him for HIV and labeled him patient zero because no one can swallow that many strangers *** and not walk away STD free. Citrus looks like Shane Dawson. The End. Thank you Farrah Moan!
True Skarlet Posted June 15, 2017 Posted June 15, 2017 1 minute ago, Citrus said: Speaking of PinkBox, his obsession with older men in wigs borders on creepy. It's not even a fetish, PinkBox just loves old men, three words, FORMER ALTER BOY.
DripDrip Posted June 15, 2017 Posted June 15, 2017 Just now, Wonderlust. said: Shane Dawson is fine af, step off trique Girl he got diabetes
PinkBox Posted June 15, 2017 Posted June 15, 2017 1 minute ago, Aciid said: Coming for our seasons wig S3 wasn't a threat to S2 at all, but S4 might snatch
Staryu Posted June 15, 2017 Posted June 15, 2017 2 minutes ago, Citrus said: If TOO's name wasn't next to the thread title, we would never know he was there because his two sentence comments in the thread are as dry as PinkBox's aged rectum.
Serendipity Posted June 15, 2017 Posted June 15, 2017 Everyone coming for my good sis PinkBox, I hope you rot like Jiggly's cavity-overloaded teeth. Leave HA ALONE
DripDrip Posted June 15, 2017 Posted June 15, 2017 Just now, Subomie said: Thank you Farrah Moan! not you making an appearance to drag me I h8 u
PhreshDiamond Posted June 15, 2017 Posted June 15, 2017 Just now, Serendipity said: Everyone coming for my good sis PinkBox, I hope you rot like Jiggly's cavity-overloaded teeth. Leave HA ALONE
Stan Posted June 15, 2017 Posted June 15, 2017 2 minutes ago, Wonderlust. said: Shane Dawson is fine af, step off trique Love yourself
Citrus Posted June 15, 2017 Author Posted June 15, 2017 _____________________________________________________________________________________________________ Episode 1 - Talent Show Camille Toe ( @Whis ) There was this one boy at school,and he was super hot. Eyes blue as the sky, but that is only one of the reasons why. Lips moisturized and pumped, I can still remember the first day he jumped. He jumped so high, that now I could see why. Why no one really wants him, eventhough he made me so hard. It is because he was missing the most important thing, he was missing his PART. (his dick)
Wondy Lust Posted June 15, 2017 Posted June 15, 2017 When you have to rely on talent cause your looks won't get you through the roast like Buddy but you don't have none of that either
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