talent Posted June 13, 2017 Posted June 13, 2017 1 minute ago, Buddy! said: We asked why_you_gotta_take_it_straight_to_negativity.gif
Buddy! Posted June 13, 2017 Posted June 13, 2017 3 minutes ago, talent said: why_you_gotta_take_it_straight_to_negativity.gif It was a joke djsdjsj
talent Posted June 13, 2017 Posted June 13, 2017 2 minutes ago, Buddy! said: It was a joke djsdjsj LMFAO girl i know
PinkBox Posted June 13, 2017 Posted June 13, 2017 2 minutes ago, C/H/A/N/E/L said: Buddy gives me Eve Saint Laurence teas. Kinda looks like the sis, too. Top 3 and bias confirmed. So nobody's going to like ha or care about ha? Probably accurate
Losing my ground Posted June 13, 2017 Posted June 13, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, DivaDown said: I keep getting tagged but... Y'all hated Nellie Boddum last season That's not true BuzzFeed: 13 Reasons Why Nellie Boddum Was S3 Real Winner "Mucho Love ." 1. She inspired RuPaul's Gay Ball Alexis Michelle is shook 2. In the first lipsync of the season, she annihilated her competitors with this reading Quote I won't badmouth The Corpulent ****ess because she took the time to draw at least one look & not use 'cut & paste'. And then proceed to kill Corpulent who was left speechless with Nellie's presence. Quote No submission. 3. She was Gaymers Cruise's only hope Quote I am upset that Nellie was done wrong, because her part of the brochure was clearly the best and if her original idea was included, she would have stolen the show. 4. She really Sissied That Lip Sync when she showed us she was a Power Boddum Quote First off, my biggest gig would be PRIDE. I believe in giving back to the community and performing for PRIDE would be an honor.Dead Or Alive/Jessica Simpson "You Spin Me Round (Like A Record)"Amanda Lepore "My ***** (Risque Mix)"Madonna "Words" 5. And her "My *****" lipsync even inspired RuPaul's "Kitty Girl"! Quote I stand touching near my vagina area then reach under my dress... and pull out a living kitten! I hold it in the air and caress it as I sing to it When will your faves? 6. She made a more interesting Kardashian than Gia Quote Intro:Hello everyone! I am the important & popular Kardashian, KIM! You know me from my hit TV show, "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" which people only watched because of me, my starring role as Lisa in "Disaster Movie" or my most famous work, "Kim Kardashian, Superstar" where I costarred with Ray J! Thank you for having me and I would show more excitement but I recently had botox injection! Snatch Game Questions: Dirty Diana is sooo dirty, the only thing that can clean her off is... well, I know a thing or two about being DIRTY! Ask Ray J But what I had to use to get Ray J's *** off my body was... hydrochloric acid!!! See... it was very effective at breaking down his nut but I didn't have to worry about it burning my ass because my ass is medical grade silicone! Bitchy Bettie is sooo bitchy, when someone reads her, she snatches their... HUSBAND! Like, I am a pro at it! Do you know how many men have entered my Northwest Passage? ... ... ... I DON'T EITHER! Oh... and I have copyrighted that phrase, by the way, for my vagina because my daughter North West sailed thru it and it's normally cold & frigid down there! Sad Sarah is sooo sad, she doesn't cry tears, she cries... truth be told, I recently had a scary incident in Paris that made me cry quasi-real tears, so I can relate to Sad Sarah. Her well is dried up from crying so much that, just like me, we cry AIR! I have plenty of air in my head for those sad trips to Paris!Crazy Carrie is sooo crazy, when someone greets her, she responds by... crazy Carrie sounds like this one woman I vaguely remember. Her name was Amber something. Amber Petunia? Amber Carnation? I can't remember, she's irrelevant but I do remember her saying bad things about people she just met. So I would say, Crazy Carrie says hurtful things. Hairy Mary is sooo hairy, she needs to brush her hair with... you know, this question I can relate to. I had an Olympic stepfather who now is my Olympic stepmother. My sisters and I had to teach our new stepmother how to keep Miss Puss in mint condition in case she would make an appearance on TMZ's website. Her ***** hair was so corse, we had to use a DOG BRUSH! Yes! It was like a poodle down there! ... ... ... ... OH! No one else brushes their ***** hair??? Oh...Shy Sally is so shy, she canoo't even ___ in public! I know a thing or three about being shy in public. Do you remember my cankle pictures? I was so embarassed! I guess Shy Sally would relate to me because, you know, I am so relatable. She couldn't BREATHE in public! Kinda like me after seeing those paparazzi pictures of my cankles squeezed into those shoes! Aahhhhh... Outro: Thank you for having me on the show! I need to get back to Kanye now. He's running for President in 2020, you know. Ah, Gosh I love that ambitious, over zealous man! If I don't have dinner on the table by 6pm, he zip ties my hands together. He loves me so much to keep me in order! [/quote] 7. Despite being on the bottom 2 that week, she stayed without actually lipsyncing Quote Cybella Sabotage and Nellie Boddum, I'm sorry, my dears, but you are up for elimination. HOWEVER:It seems one of these girls couldn't even bring herself to stay around. Rules would say I should simply make her lip sync, but frankly, it's going to be a waste of time, and we don't need that kind of negativity when we already have plenty from Evita. Neither of you girls will be lipsyncing, and so one of you is just outright going home; call her a quitter, I guess. Which means Nellie Boddum,Don't be discouraged, love. We adore you as a person. You have a spirit and personality that shines bright. But your entries have been nothing but clouds. Step it up, my dear. Step it up[/quote] 8. Her Kum Eddy was a mess, a kii and a cackle... kinda like your vajoina Quote Hi y'all! My name is Nellie Boddum and as my name suggests, I am a nelly bottom! I have been pricked more times than an elderly patient at a nursing home by an intern... Citrus knows the feeling. But seriously, I am so damn loose that I can not use an enema anymore to douche... I need a firehose. I would NEVER recommend doing this for those bottoms out there that have not seen a winkie since there was a Clinton as president, like TOO. She was clenching with anticipation that Hillary Clinton would get elected in hopes her cobwebs would get cleared. *sigh*Speaking of that mess of an election we just had. My good sistren, Allure was not too happy with Trump being elected and has threatened to migrate to Canada since Donald Trump won the presidency. She was spotted off the coast of Oregon.Another world leader that has seemed to be an inspiration to Evita is Eva Perón. Gwhirl! Why? Like, we already know how this story ends: she ends up as dead as your personality this season I love seeing Koko pop up every now and then. I absolutely LOVE your lipsync videos! All the gymnastic moves are a wonder! But one thing... when you mouth the words, why does it look like you are trying to catch flies out of the air? We have a queen by the name of Nina Williams and I just have four words for her: Anna has better fashion.To the hostess with the mostess, CHANAL. Why are you always trying to be like Chanel Oberlin when you are really just Chanel Pour Homme? We all know how THAT turns out... You know what else I wanna say? I'm pretty sure Citrus does not know what year it is due to Alzheimer's but we still love her as much as she loves her Urethra Franklin cassette tapes Goodness, do you hear me rambling on like I am Carrie Messiah or something? The equivalent of the actual season 1 winner of RuPaul's Drag Race... who was it? ... ... ... I don't know her Thank you for sitting through my comedy sketch and I hope you come again... ... ... in me 9. She's an amazing sewer and she can make all your fantasies come true Quote Q: If you could go back would you have just chosen your looks like the other girls did? A: Oh my God, NO! Never! I loved the challenges & the ability to create something all my own! I've already completed 1 of the looks in real life (the Entrance look) and I am almost done with the Studio 54 look. I plan to make ALL of the looks I was able to create in this competition. I loved that with each challenge I was presented with I would stare at a blank piece of paper and just think. I usually started with a basic hour-glass shape & go from there. My mind would just go! I loved it and I suggest each of my fellow sisters to try it! Even if you think it won't work. You may surprise yourself! 10. She proved who was Queen B with her best outfit 11. In a season full of egos, she gave us a reality check with her down-to-Earth personality Quote Sitting here reading the judges critiques over and over and then reading my entry, I get it. I guess it seemed funnier in my head than when I typed it out. It is tough to convey emotion & dialect through written word.I also find it hard to be up against one of the Queens I'd consider a friend in this competition. The bitch has always made me laugh & has always been good to me in the competition & outside of the competition.I could do all kinds of gimmicks and plaster moments from epic LSFYL's from the show in here to make it flashy but I don't want to take away from what I'm saying.I have been putting a lot of effort in every week mostly because I feel like I don't have any cliques but also because the judges have pushed me to try harder. While my drawings have been easy targets for the judges, I have tried to up my game on them. I feel my runways are genuine 'Nellie' rather than other people's ideas photoshopped together to make a look. Mine is a complete idea a draw from scratch. Plus, she was Allure's only friend. 12. And the only queen who actually respected and properly wrote the host's name Quote Whether you decide to keep me or have me leave this week, Chanel, I'll respect your decision. But damn it, I have fun doing each challenge and I want to stay! Much Love, ~Nellie Boddum~ 13. It's a fact you can still be on Top while being a Boddum Thanks for all Legend B. I hope you come again, in us! Edited June 13, 2017 by Losing my ground
Buddy! Posted June 13, 2017 Posted June 13, 2017 1 minute ago, PinkBox said: So nobody's going to like ha or care about ha? Probably accurate Idk the sis but like plenty of people care for me lmao
PinkBox Posted June 13, 2017 Posted June 13, 2017 1 minute ago, Buddy! said: Idk the sis but like plenty of people care for me lmao They care for you because they're afraid you'll die from obesity
Buddy! Posted June 13, 2017 Posted June 13, 2017 Just now, PinkBox said: They care for you because they're afraid you'll die from obesity Wow..................,...........,,.,, And yall think i'm the mean one?
talent Posted June 13, 2017 Posted June 13, 2017 1 minute ago, PinkBox said: They care for you because they're afraid you'll die from obesity miss congeniality? cancelled
PinkBox Posted June 13, 2017 Posted June 13, 2017 um that was my brother trolling in my account excuse him
Kelp Posted June 13, 2017 Posted June 13, 2017 One time Buddy told me the world would be better if I was dead, don't quote me
Losing my ground Posted June 13, 2017 Posted June 13, 2017 The Evita Kirchner version of it (with 99 Reasons) is coming. Y'all better read it and give me that Shannel Award.
talent Posted June 13, 2017 Posted June 13, 2017 also, knowing that pinkbox is straight, dame rose's fashion choices make more sense now
Losing my ground Posted June 13, 2017 Posted June 13, 2017 (edited) 16 minutes ago, C/H/A/N/E/L said: Buddy gives me Eve Saint Laurence teas. Kinda looks like the sis, too. Top 3 and bias confirmed. Not true, I think Buddy already has more posts and has done more to S4 than the other one for S3 Edited June 13, 2017 by Losing my ground
PinkBox Posted June 13, 2017 Posted June 13, 2017 1 minute ago, talent said: also, knowing that pinkbox is straight, dame rose's fashion choices make more sense now Her fashion was amazing, I don't get it
Buddy! Posted June 13, 2017 Posted June 13, 2017 2 minutes ago, Lémur said: One time Buddy told me the world would be better if I was dead, don't quote me Babe I told you to never repeat that
talent Posted June 13, 2017 Posted June 13, 2017 1 minute ago, PinkBox said: Her fashion was amazing, I don't get it
Kelp Posted June 13, 2017 Posted June 13, 2017 Just now, Buddy! said: Babe I told you to never repeat that I said don't quote me... Stop harassing me or I'll leak the pics of your tuna can shaped chode
Aciid Posted June 13, 2017 Posted June 13, 2017 Dame Rose could barely walk the runway don't be so harsh
Losing my ground Posted June 13, 2017 Posted June 13, 2017 10 minutes ago, C/H/A/N/E/L said: I rigged the Gaymer's cruise for Nellie. She was originally bottom 3 but Allure deserved it for DEMANDING we know she was the leader, so I let ha have the responsibility for guiding them off a waterfall. And that's why runways shouldn't matter that much.
Wondy Lust Posted June 13, 2017 Posted June 13, 2017 11 minutes ago, C/H/A/N/E/L said: I rigged the Gaymer's cruise for Nellie. She was originally bottom 3 but Allure deserved it for DEMANDING we know she was the leader, so I let ha have the responsibility for guiding them off a waterfall. She actually did nothing and shot down all our ideas for her gaymer cruise and proceeded to throw me under the bus despite me doing her challenges for her up until the Studio 54 runway and making her top toot look for that challenge.
talent Posted June 13, 2017 Posted June 13, 2017 Just now, Aciid said: Dame Rose could barely walk the runway don't be so harsh um, this is offensive. why are you joking about the fact that dame rose had to wheel herself across the catwalk?
Buddy! Posted June 13, 2017 Posted June 13, 2017 oK....I may have actually said that to Chanel, though
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