video game TOMB RAIDER | I-III Remastered | TR12 | Legend Of Lara Croft (Netflix)

[SmittenCake]

11 minutes ago, Hey Dude said:

I still can't believe they took a woman who was disowned by her family, to be so emotionally dependent on them 

remember when they added a borderline sexual assault scene in the 2013 reboot as "character growth" 

 

**** that ****

 

[Kern]

2 minutes ago, SmittenCake said:

time to pull your panties and play the classics 

 

 

 

I ain’t playing the uglies anymore now that remasters are coming 

 

[noonbob]

1 minute ago, SmittenCake said:

I'm going to keep it real...I think every wave of feminism except this current wave is to blame for. Imagine calling OG Lara Croft "anti feminist" because she has big boobs and a SNATCHED waist. Her story and background is wayyy more feminist than the reboot one...who follows daddys footsteps  

 

It took people 63 years to agree that BARBIE is a feminist  imagine how long until people realize that Classic Lara Croft is an icon and role model 

Can we frame this somewhere! Nothing but the truth.

The worst thing is, is the people who had the issues were not people playing the games anyway.

Before they drastically changed Lara, NO ONE in gaming had an issue with her.

 

1 minute ago, SmittenCake said:

TRII is in my top 3 for sure

 

 

 

What is your top then?? 

[SmittenCake]

1 minute ago, noonbob said:

Can we frame this somewhere! Nothing but the truth.

The worst thing is, is the people who had the issues were not people playing the games anyway.

Before they drastically changed Lara, NO ONE in gaming had an issue with her.

 

What is your top then?? 

Top 3:

 

AOD

TRII

Chronicles 

 

[SmittenCake]

2 minutes ago, stupidjock said:

I ain’t playing the uglies anymore now that remasters are coming 

 

which one are you going to start with?

 

[Kern]

The way you all girlies are spilling here!! 
I want badass cunty Lara back not this lame ass goof 

[Click Clack]

7 pages?

 

oh lara brings the gays OUT

[Kern]

1 minute ago, SmittenCake said:

which one are you going to start with?

 

I think 2 because I never played that one. 
you? 
 

[noonbob]

Just now, SmittenCake said:

Top 3:

 

AOD

TRII

Chronicles 

 

Ooooooo taste.

Let's celebrate that!

 

 

[SmittenCake]

2 minutes ago, noonbob said:

Can we frame this somewhere! Nothing but the truth.

The worst thing is, is the people who had the issues were not people playing the games anyway.

Before they drastically changed Lara, NO ONE in gaming had an issue with her.

 

Crystal Dynamics can also eat **** because they made it seem like Classic Lara was a sex puppet when in reality CRYSTAL DYNAMICS implemented Lara wearing Bikinis and thongs in their games  

 

 

notthing wrong with these outfits, but dont call Classic Lara sexist and whatnot when your games had these outfits  

[SmittenCake]

5 minutes ago, stupidjock said:

The way you all girlies are spilling here!! 
I want badass cunty Lara back not this lame ass goof 

 

5 minutes ago, Click Clack said:

7 pages?

 

oh lara brings the gays OUT

 

4 minutes ago, noonbob said:

Ooooooo taste.

Let's celebrate that!

 

 

Lara Croft gay icon

 

 

she went to gay bar in a Mexican show that aired back in the 90s. This is one of the official models btw:

 

11:29

 

 

 

 

 

Edited September 17, 2023 by SmittenCake

[Kern]

[noonbob]

 

One of my fave cutscenes from the first game, how I wish I could be her.

 

1 minute ago, Click Clack said:

7 pages?

 

oh lara brings the gays OUT

 

That she does. Let's talk about Lara Dolls. Does anyone have any???

 

I have the Barbie one

Tomb Raider Movie one

I always wanted the Tonner Dolls. omg they're the BEST!

But so ******* expensive, how I wish I had the money

 

 

 

[poki]

There were a lot of gay meme vines about Lara back in the day. She's the QUEEN of gaymers. 

[SmittenCake]

3 minutes ago, noonbob said:

 

I always wanted the Tonner Dolls. omg they're the BEST!

But so ******* expensive, how I wish I had the money

 

 

 

 

too expensive to me now

 

 

and too expensive for me when i was a kid (100 bucks) which is actually cheap to me as an adult  

 

i have the alicia one

 

had the jolie one as a kid 

[noonbob]

6 minutes ago, SmittenCake said:

Crystal Dynamics can also eat **** because they made it seem like Classic Lara was a sex puppet when in reality CRYSTAL DYNAMICS implemented Lara wearing Bikinis and thongs in their games  

 

 

notthing wrong with these outfits, but dont call Classic Lara sexist and whatnot when your games had these outfits  

YES!!!! this bothered me too. Again, I had no issue with these outfits, it shows how Crystal's disdain for Core Design has no limits.

Crystal sexualized Lara the most in the games (and I loved that) and Core did nothing of the sort in their games.

[Kern]

2 minutes ago, Hey Dude said:

There were a lot of gay meme vines about Lara back in the day. She's the QUEEN of gaymers. 

And all the fan made videos on YT. I wish I could find them

[SmittenCake]

2 minutes ago, Hey Dude said:

There were a lot of gay meme vines about Lara back in the day. She's the QUEEN of gaymers. 

in the first episode of Queer as Folk, Lara Croft is mentioned

 

 

 

 

[poki]

Part of the hate was from religious "video games are the work of the devil" crowds. 

 

They see a woman wear shorts and a tank top and think it will "violate" their children. 

[poki]

3 minutes ago, stupidjock said:

And all the fan made videos on YT. I wish I could find them

Thatnorskchick and Ruus Room have a lot of good ones 

[noonbob]

2 minutes ago, Hey Dude said:

Part of the hate was from religious "video games are the work of the devil" crowds. 

 

They see a woman wear shorts and a tank top and think it will "violate" their children. 

But it's okay for Batman, Superman and Spiderman to fly and flop about in skintight suits and their beefy bodies.

Let's not get into the other superheroes who are only wearing tiny underwear.

[noonbob]

Tbh I WANT sexy Lara back. She would give sexy, but it's not the type that someone could take advantage of. She was empowered, strong and a rebel. We love that.

These images are some of my fav Lara pieces.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[SmittenCake]

2013 Lara's personality by the end of the game is tolerable tbh. But shes gets worse in the next two games

 

[Kern]

She’s WEAK 

[noonbob]

Just now, SmittenCake said:

2013 Lara's personality by the end of the game is tolerable tbh. But shes gets worse in the next two games

 

For that entire game she had the benefit of the doubt, because that game was supposed to be her becoming the TOMB RAIDER we know and love.

That's why she gets the duals at the end. However, the devs forgot about that when making the next two games.