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[Kern]

11 minutes ago, Insanity said:

U didn't like mine 

So I'm giving u this to thirst over lol

 

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https://ibb.co/whW7L8V

 

 

 how could you not send this instead... the way I'm wet AGAIN

[Into The Void]

4 minutes ago, stupidjock said:

 how could you not send this instead... the way I'm wet AGAIN

Because I'm going against using sex to sell 

 

Spoiler

Makes me wet too 

 

Edited September 2, 2023 by Insanity

[Kern]

1 minute ago, Insanity said:

Because I'm going against using sex to sell 

Spoiler

 

[Into The Void]

7 minutes ago, stupidjock said:

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That doesn't say STAR, which was what I was looking for. 

 

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STAR APPEAL - does your cover and picture show us how much of a superstar your artist is/can be?

CONCEPT - is the concept of the shoot good or too basic?

BEAUTY - beauty is in the eye of the beholder,

I was going for Star and Concept or trying to at best with a male

The flaunt stuff is too basic 

Edited September 2, 2023 by Insanity

[Kern]

2 minutes ago, Insanity said:

That doesn't say STAR, which was what I was looking for. 

I'd argue that Nick's sexiness is what makes him a star. He's much hotter than Bieber or The Weeknd

 

Spoiler

 

[Yvess]

17 minutes ago, Insanity said:

Yvess how long is the deadline?

for?

[Jai]

Not Camp Renneigh chewing!

[Jai]

10 hours ago, D e v o n said:

SZA ate down

A host who just crowned a winner would never lie!

Edited September 2, 2023 by Jai

[MusicLoverDude]

MLD's Critiques - Camp Dangerous

 

@Julia Fox - Shakira

Not bad. Looks very fierce. Decent entry 

 

@khalyan - Jessica Simpson 

Her best entry so far. Love the dress and love how elegant she looks here. 

 

@D e v o n - Katy Perry 

I appreciate the risk you took with the blonde hair post-Witness shoot. For the most part this is ok but I can't take this as seriously when the magazine cover says "Pop Star with a Purpose" like it's still giving Witness vibes and that's not good at all

 

@fiercE - P!nk 

Her weakest entry so far. She looks fine, but the jewelry in the first shot doesn't complement her at all. And she looks bored in the second shot even though she looks fine. Just doesn't really say much. 

 

@Insanity - Nick Jonas 

 

Sir, this was NOT the round to be a prude. You had your life on the line and instead of going with the iconic Flaunt shoot, you went with THIS. He looks like he came straight out of a Dr. Seuss book here, like wtf. The Flaunt shoot with his booty crack and his Marky Mark influences would have likely been what you needed to defeat Jessica in this round but now you're literally handing her the win. So disappointed. 

I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU, WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU. HOW DARE YOU!!!!!

 

@Born to Run - Billie Eilish 

Best entry of your team. Billie looks glamorous, elegant and gorgeous here. Even vintage. Well done. 

 

 

[Yvess]

ooop another flaunt mag customer!!! @Insanity wyd

[Into The Void]

15 minutes ago, Yvess said:

ooop another flaunt mag customer!!! @Insanity wyd

Child. The thirsties in here NICK is not an OBJECT 

 

@Yvess remember in the group chat when i said u might as well hand it to Jessica 

Edited September 2, 2023 by Insanity

[Kern]

[MusicLoverDude]

MLD's Critiques - Camp Dangerous

@Dessy - Ciara 

Not bad. Love her outfits. Her hair looks a little too much like the mugshots for drugged out hookers but otherwise this is nice. 

 

@ZORBIT - Tinashe 

I like this for the most part. Although I wish, since it was a gay times Magazine, that we could have had three sexy models posing with her. A hot white dude, a hot black dude, and a hot Latino dude. Abs, biceps, pecs, nipples and popped out booties. All the gay and bisexual men would be lusting over both her and everyone else and still slayed. But still, not bad either. 

 

@Queen. - Nicki Minaj 

See, this serves badass and elegant at the same time. Love it. 

 

@PoKiTaurus - Madonna

Best entry of the group. This is so out there but only Madonna can pull that off. 

 

@blackoutbaby - Rihanna

This is also a slay. Rihanna can do no wrong either.

 

@dejmieeen - Natalia Nykel 

So far this is her best round. She looks a lot like Karen Smith mixed with some Margot Robbie Barbie here and it's cute. 

@Legend E - Kelly Clarkson

This is hilarious because it's serving "Peaked in high school" and this is when Kelly's music quality peaked too  - she looks good though

[Kern]

Pokitaurus being randomly quiet when he served 

[Legend E]

I see the "concept" criterion is very loosely considered  

[Into The Void]

10 minutes ago, Legend E said:

I see the "concept" criterion is very loosely considered  

 I must agree. I'm terrible at these games though.

[Kern]

5 minutes ago, Insanity said:

Not sure what Flaunt photoshoot has when 

 

Is very basic 

 

I was trying to not be basic but seems I don't understand what basic is

Flaunt aside, this concept wasn’t great imho. It was just him in ugly futuristic setting. There’s no point in arguing about Flaunt photo shoot because it wasn’t the entry anyway 

[Kern]

Just because a photoshoot had some concept doesn’t mean that concept was necessarily great looking  And what’s “basic” is whole other argument, for me vast majority of the covers weren’t basic that’s why they all got high scores 

[Invisibility]

Personally I think he never looked hotter in a magazine cover than here

 

 

The flexed biceps, the face, the hair, the gigantic thighs struggling to be contained by the comfortable fabric of formal pants mmmmm f**k so hot

[Kern]

I googled Nick Jonas cover and there were a lot photos that both had concept and sex:

 

[MusicLoverDude]

MLD's Critiques - Camp Renaissance

@Jai - SZA

Absolutely gorgeous. Not much I can really say other than she really stands out and has very good unique presence

 

@Invisibility - FKA Twigs

Similar to SZA, very phenomenal. She is owning her sexuality here and I love it. 

 

@Overprotected - Mariah Carey

Fierce, Badass, Savage, iconic. 

 

@Psycho - Kylie Minogue

Love the eccentric colors here. Kylie is the most light-hearted person to pull it off.

 

@Kylie Verzosa - Rosalia

This is incredibly boring. She looks like she is attempting to be Rihanna in the first pic but instead looks like a Kim Kardashian casting for an unauthorized Lifetime biopic. Then in the second pic, she looks like an Uma Thurman look-a-like for an OnlyFans site. Nothing about this is original and interesting. 

 

@thecptz - RuPaul

The disrespect to Olivia Newton-John is gross. Then they go and abandon that for Madea-type shoot. Just...very unoriginal, but at least RuPaul is more interesting than Rosalia.

[Invisibility]

Not my 10/10 sistrens Rosalía and Ru getting slandered like this. Absolutely NOT! 

[Into The Void]

11 minutes ago, stupidjock said:

Flaunt aside, this concept wasn’t great imho. It was just him in ugly futuristic setting. There’s no point in arguing about Flaunt photo shoot because it wasn’t the entry anyway 

I chose it cause I thought it looked cool and met the criteria. 

 

I looked for several hours too lol

[Invisibility]

Otherwise thank you judges MLD and stupidjock for the praise 

[Into The Void]

I wanna hand it to @D e v o n and @Julia Fox. Those were my 2 faves 

 

@Jai slayed as well. Alot of you did but I can't tag everyone