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[Kylie Verzosa]

1 minute ago, stupidjock said:

 

stupidjock's essays 

 

 

 

@khalyan

Somehow this all pink look doesn't look over the top and instead of making a psychedelic mess it looks very classy. I don't know how they did that but it's a slay.

 

 @lil hero

nnn Katy embracing her goofyness is the best Katy imo. Love this look, it stands out

 

@fiercE

Damn, this is amazing look, kinda makes you wonder what if she stayed with punk sound for the rest of her career. I feel like P!nk is one of not many pop girlies who can pull someting like that without looking funny and that's appreciated. 

Where's Shakira 

[Kylie Verzosa]

15 minutes ago, stupidjock said:

daddy is here. sit on my lap and tell me what those brats did again

Let me sit on u real quick BB while the hoest is offline 

[Kern]

Just now, Kylie Verzosa said:

Where's Shakira 

I will score her entry but I won't write my critique because when you f*ck the judges then can come and f*ck you back !

[Kylie Verzosa]

Just now, stupidjock said:

I will score her entry but I won't write my critique because when you f*ck the judges then can come and f*ck you back !

How about me I'm not a top 

[Kern]

 

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@Dessy

Hair >>>

But the rest too! It's a very intriguing, sexy look.

 

@ZORBIT

I love everything about this entry. Tinashe being her cool, effortless self. The boots, the hair, the gloves, the GIF!

 

@Queen.

I dunno bestie. I feel like Nicki has better looks and this is just to basic for her.

 

@Hey Dude

There are part of this look that I really like and other part that I don't The crown is savage, the same goes for hair, black rose and the cross. The dress itself... too much imho. In other words - not very good but not very bad.

 

@blackoutbaby

The color is my favorite part of this dress. And it being so huge is a slay too. Sure it's giving omlet a little but expensive one.

 

@Legend E

It's okay? It lacks a punch but it's not bad.

 

 

 

 

[Kern]

 

WOW!!! What y'all did here...

 

 

@Jai

Amazing, airy, pastel look. That headpiece and golden tears are cherries on top of the cake. 

 

@Invisibility

Ok, this is the look for those who get it. I'm one of those who GET but I understand how other judges might not like it. It's quite controversial look and very non-standard. I'm not a huge fan of everything here - for example the bleached eyebrows I feel like are overused already and they never really look that good. But overall the look is stunning.

 

@Overprotected

Sometimes simple is good and Mariah really doesn't have to do much to stun on the carpet. I love this and will fight the ones who doesn't get it

 

@Psycho

This is my favorite Kylie entry. You can tell this is from Light Years era when she slayed the most.

 

@Kylie Verzosa

There is a lot happening here but somehow it works well together. The gif is very appreciated. 

 

[Yvess]

50 minutes ago, stupidjock said:

daddy is here. sit on my lap and tell me what those brats did again

hi daddy papi chulo... just fuvk the sadness away lmao

[Yvess]

PICK A COLOR

There are 15 colors available for picking, you must choose a color.

The purpose of this color pick activity will be revealed on ROUND 7.

Put your name next to the color. One color per player, you can't share colors.

You can copy and paste the list when you answer as a courtesy to others.

 

COLOR LIST:

1. BLUE -

2. RED - 

3. BROWN - 

4. GREEN - 

5. PINK - 

6. TAN - 

7. PURPLE - Kylie Versoza

8. YELLOW -

9. GRAY - 

10. TURQUOISE - 

11. ORANGE -

12. BLACK - Legend E

13. WHITE -

14. SILVER -

15. GOLD - Lil Hero

[Yvess]

41 minutes ago, Kylie Verzosa said:

Let me sit on u real quick BB while the hoest is offline 

excuse me. get away!!!! when will u quit this game?!

[Kern]

10 hours ago, lacy said:

the cop used their vest i fear

 

they cant protect anyone no more, they're a glorified camper at this point

NOT THE GAMES CROSS-OVER  I'M LOSING IT

[lacy]

19 minutes ago, stupidjock said:

NOT THE GAMES CROSS-OVER  I'M LOSING IT

lemme tell you

 

i'm so tired

[Invisibility]

PICK A COLOR

There are 15 colors available for picking, you must choose a color.

The purpose of this color pick activity will be revealed on ROUND 7.

Put your name next to the color. One color per player, you can't share colors.

You can copy and paste the list when you answer as a courtesy to others.

 

COLOR LIST:

1. BLUE -

2. RED - 

3. BROWN - 

4. GREEN - Invisibility

5. PINK - 

6. TAN - 

7. PURPLE - Kylie Versoza

8. YELLOW -

9. GRAY - 

10. TURQUOISE - 

11. ORANGE -

12. BLACK - Legend E

13. WHITE -

14. SILVER -

15. GOLD - Lil Hero

[Jai]

SZA will take white @Yvess

Edited September 20, 2023 by Jai

[lacy]

Just now, Jai said:

SZA will take black

I think that one is taken sadly

[Jai]

1 minute ago, lacy said:

I think that one is taken sadly

 

 

 

Just saw and edited to white. lets hope that was a good choice. 

Edited September 20, 2023 by Jai

[Yvess]

PICK A COLOR

There are 15 colors available for picking, you must choose a color.

The purpose of this color pick activity will be revealed on ROUND 7.

Put your name next to the color. One color per player, you can't share colors.

You can copy and paste the list when you answer as a courtesy to others.

 

COLOR LIST:

1. BLUE -

2. RED - 

3. BROWN - 

4. GREEN - Invisibility

5. PINK - 

6. TAN - 

7. PURPLE - Kylie Versoza

8. YELLOW -

9. GRAY - 

10. TURQUOISE - 

11. ORANGE -

12. BLACK - Legend E

13. WHITE - Jai

14. SILVER -

15. GOLD - Lil Hero

[fiercE]

unpost the lashings .

I pick blue

[Yvess]

PICK A COLOR

There are 15 colors available for picking, you must choose a color.

The purpose of this color pick activity will be revealed on ROUND 7.

Put your name next to the color. One color per player, you can't share colors.

You can copy and paste the list when you answer as a courtesy to others.

 

COLOR LIST:

1. BLUE - fiercE

2. RED - 

3. BROWN - 

4. GREEN - Invisibility

5. PINK - 

6. TAN - 

7. PURPLE - Kylie Versoza

8. YELLOW -

9. GRAY - 

10. TURQUOISE - 

11. ORANGE -

12. BLACK - Legend E

13. WHITE - Jai

14. SILVER -

15. GOLD - Lil Hero

[Queen.]

I'll take pink

[lacy]

I'll take lavender.

 

(that's not an option and i'm not a contestant but i'd like to feel included)

[Dessy]

9 hours ago, lacy said:

 

Hello queens!

 

I'm glad to be back, this time as a full time judge for TABS, you've all been SO welcoming, well, not all, but y'know.

 

I'm hoping this week I can prove that the payola accusations are FALSE, and maybe some of you who struggled to get me feeling any emotion last round will get me this time around.

 

With that being said the sisters will fume at who got the 11 I fear.

 

I really enjoyed seeing all your red carpet looks and appreciating all the little details, even if some of you made some really questionable decisions

 

Anyways, enough rambles, time for me to post the notes! Once again, we're running in camp order.

 

Shakira

 

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I will be copying this note for your entire camp, I love that you’ve all decided to do a theme, and I love that the theme is risky looks considering your name is camp dangerous

Girlie looks a birthday cake, just without the candles, this look is not serving beauty

However, it’s not often an outfit makes you think, is it? I don’t know the full the context but going by the notes you provided where you mention a “pig” of an ex. I’m making the assumption that the ex didn’t listen to a “No”. In these situations a lot of people struggle to come forward, and this outfit is her voicing her story as loud as possible and telling others it’s okay to do the same.

This could be intentional or it could not, but the “No”’s placement stops people from being able to look at her breasts which is genius considering the above.

 

Jessica Simpson

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I will be copying this note for your entire camp, I love that you’ve all decided to do a theme, and I love that the theme is risky looks considering your name is camp dangerous

Just as the notes said, serving barbie and beyond! She is taking every inch of pink in this world and I am here for it!

I love how extra this is just for book promotion nn

I love the varied textures and I wanna feel that floof

The shades are serving c*nt

She is making sure all eyes are on ha and TAKING this red carpet event.

Katy Perry

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I will be copying this note for your entire camp, I love that you’ve all decided to do a theme, and I love that the theme is risky looks considering your name is camp dangerous

Hey! We found the candles for Shakira’s birthday cake!

On the way to a red carpet and don’t have a fit ready? Stop by your local Ikea!

I’d love to try and be nice to this fit, but the more I look the more I want to laugh, the top of the chandelier being on top of her head just gives me the giggles I’m sorry

Anyways, actual cute notes. I love her neck piece and the way it connects to the dress, that was really clever.

I do also love her sparkly shoes

Anyways, grab yourself some bubble wrap and some fragile tape because we are shipping this chandelier BACK.

P!nk

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I will be copying this note for your entire camp, I love that you’ve all decided to do a theme, and I love that the theme is risky looks considering your name is camp dangerous

Someone call coast guard, a body has been washed up

It certainly was brave of her to leave the coat she planned on wearing to a red carpet event outside in the rain for a week

This is the sort of experimental look people tried in the late 2000’s and we’d all be better off forgetting this ever happened, not sure why you would drag this up in 2023 sweetie

I will give you this, your notes were accurate about “unique” and “aggressive”

Ciara

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Serving goddess

We stan the green floof attached to the back of the fit, she brought the FOREST out with her today

I love how messy the contrast of the floof on the floor looking messy but her actual dress looking absolutely pristine and perfect

The accessories are gorgeous, unique and used perfectly, especially the cute (clips?) in her hair dangling down over her ears

Overall, a beautiful look to highlight a true star on this red carpet

Tinashe

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A very safe fit, not serving anything unbelievable, never seen before, or otherwise memorable

This look did a great job at highlighting her “necklace” and that was a serve

The shades are serving baddie energy

I love the skirt, the way I thought it was tight pants at first til I saw the gif nn

Overall, a pretty look, but nothing crazy, hey, at least you weren’t a chandelier!

Nicki Minaj

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She is out here slaying tonight, that dress perfectly highlights her figure

The bottom of her dress looks so beautiful, like a whirlpool

I love the colour of her dress, such a beautiful deep blue

However, nothing super memorable or iconic that’s worthy of making this a leaderboard topper

Madonna

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Oh how we love a gothic look

The black roses, the fishnet veil, THE CROWN, the transparent cross in the dress itself, on the serves don’t stop coming

This look is so dramatic, eye catching, the more you look the more little details you notice

I love the juxtaposition of the edgy fit and the christian cross

Her hair, the accessories, the droop on the sleeves

All I can say is MOTHER

Rihanna

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Serving wrapping the sheets around you when you’re naked to answer the door in a rush, but pretty version

She is rocking a truly exquisite garment here, it is DEMANDING attention, that embroidery is beautiful, and I love a good floofy section.

I’m in love with the sophistication of it all, and my my that headpiece

Kelly Clarkson

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A very safe look in my opinion, nothing to be made fun of, but nothing that will stick in my mind once this event is over

I do like the shape of her sleeves and the little sparkles

It’s not serving IT girl sadly, but she does look very pretty

Her earrings are beautiful and I love the energy with which she carries herself in the gif

SZA

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Serving fairy godmother?

I love the random mix of colours between the gems on her dress, her necklace, and the little tears stuck to her face

That headpiece with the stars is so beautiful oh myy, I’m in love, I’m a sucker for space themes I fear

I love the floofy puffy skirt gorl is serving

Those matching boots so c*nty we have no choice but to stan

SZA understood the assignment. She is serving this red carpet

FKA Twigs

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You’re sick. You’re going to make me a fan of this girl.

The MYSTIQUE of it all

The way she emerges from darkness with dare I say the best headpiece of the day looking like she’s emerged from a cloud? Oh mother mother mother

Maybe this is a reach but normally I don’t applaud overly revealing looks because it just feels like a lame attention grab, but here she is wearing almost nothing yet that somehow doesn’t feel noticeable? I just find myself lost in her aura

The little crystals are so beautiful

That necklace is insane

She has stolen the show oh myyyy

Mariah Carey

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I’m very glad you included notes for me, because this serves a lot more knowing she was freshly divorced

A very minimal look, not even any accessories, but she’s looking stunning, showing a certain person exactly what they’re missing and we APPLAUD that

Serving 70s movie star

I love her how her facial expressions in every photo express so much self love and confidence

She’s playing it cool but she is WINNING

Kylie Minogue

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That dress is beautiful, the way on one half it’s so modest but on the other it’s so cheeky nn

The way she’s smiling while turned to the other side is sending me nn that’s so cute

Her hair and makeup are on point, serving c*nt a million times over, oh mother

Definitely giving that vintage movie star look, absolutely stunning, love everything about this look.

Rosalia

 

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Serving victorian queen

Loving how vintage that dress is, but the juxtaposition of the modern shades

I love the colours of the floof I wanna wear that dress and spin for hours

I am OBSESSED with that floofy bag she has omg

We applaud the baddie energy she brings in that gif

 

And with that, I don't want to hear any complaints because I am on time this week, but I'm sure you all will anyways

 

Look forward to reading your meltdowns below

 

Let's hope this post doesn't cause anyone to quit xoxo

 

I QUIT

[lacy]

1 minute ago, Dessy said:

I QUIT

I audibly sighed, then had to go back to the OP and check who you're playing as to see if this was /srs/

 

So thankful this was just a kii

 

Good job on your entry btw

[Dessy]

Just now, lacy said:

I audibly sighed, then had to go back to the OP and check who you're playing as to see if this was /srs/

 

So thankful this was just a kii

 

Good job on your entry btw

Fhhsjsjs my bad, thanks for the crits

[Dessy]

I'll take Silver #FutureRenaissane @Yvess

[blackoutbaby]

I want red @Yvess

Edited September 20, 2023 by blackoutbaby