tournament 🩸 ATRL's Song Contest 🩸 Winner revealed (pg.769)

[Kelp]

Teyana Taylor - WTP: adkfjkasdl I didn’t know this song before and did NOT expect to hear werk this ***** when I started the song. It sounded fun at first but it never took off as much as I thought it was going to

[Kelp]

Megan Thee Stallion - Her: Brilliant choice, congrats on winning this round

[Kelp]

Dua Lipa - Future Nostalgia: oh wow this song surprised me a lot, it’s super cute, more interesting than her other songs for sure

[Kelp]

Chappell Roan - Naked In Manhattan: She’s so camp, I like that about her a lot! Like this is so indie’d fun! Hated the first minute though

[Kelp]

Moyka - Perfect Movie Scene: This was kind of hitting at moments, I do wish it was a little more exciting but it was cool and different. Also why does she sound like Taylor Swift

[Kelp]

Uffie - cool: This sounds like something Julia Fox would send. Idk why. Anyways it’s a little cute but not my fave

[Kelp]

Adanna Duru - POP!: This is alright and passable, but definitely no ur a *****

[Kelp]

Tove Styrke - Lies: This sounds like it could have been played on Z100 in between Closer by the Chainsmokers and Believer by Imagine Dragons in 2016. If that makes sense

[Kelp]

Wolf Alice - Lipstick On The Glass: this was vibey, sounds like something I would have LOVED when I was a little younger but it’s still cool idk I’m just overanalyzing rn

[Kelp]

f(x) - MILK: sorry but absolutely no </3

[Kelp]

Kilo Kish - NEW TRICKS: ART, AESTHETICS, AND MONEY: glad she’s finally banned aklsdflas this is close to being a serve but ultimately it fails to me

[Kelp]

Hope Tala - All My Girls Like To Fight: cute enough, her studio vocals are so flat and overcompressed to me (if her listen to her live it’s actually a GAG how much different and better she sounds) but I am am enjoying the sultry flamenco wish moment going on

[Kelp]

Bree Runway - ATM (feat. Missy Elliott): this EP was not my favorite work by her :/

[Kelp]

Mabel - Shy: WHY are we peeing over this adklsfjkalfjs. I know it’s a reductive insult but I thought we were done with the whole H&M music thing two ASC seasons ago

[Kelp]

Billlie - enchanted night ~ white night: I’ve been absolutely loving everything I’ve heard from them in this game idk I’m not listening to them already

[Kelp]

Raveena - Rush: A classic I mean… I’m glad Raveena is no longer the go-to ASC panned artist after Tweety flopped :( she’s a CPG now!

[Kelp]

Rachel Chinouriri - Ribs: sorry but absolutely no </3 [2] I hate the hook

[Kelp]

Bree Runway - Somebody Like You: so much less fun than her other music :(

[Kelp]

Olivia Rodrigo - all-american *****: the production on this is so good and dynamic, like it snapped and she sounds really beautiful over it

[Kelp]

Red Velvet - Look: definitely the best Red Velvet song we’ve gotten this season, I love the R&B’d

[Kelp]

Olivia Rodrigo - ballad of a homeschooled girl: not as good as the other song but definitely cute!

[Kelp]

Lianne La Havas - Please Don’t Make Me Cry: absolutely beautiful song, probably her best

[Kelp]

Demi Lovato - Ruin The Friendship: this was not what I expected a random Demi Lovato song to sound like aslkfjdsal. It’s not quite successful but I think I like it!

[Kelp]

Chloe x Halle - ROYL: I feel like I heard this sometime in the past while searching for ASC entries and was like “oh no not that” It’s definitely one of the worst on the album

[Noah]

Teyana Taylor - WTP - massive banger. my favorite song by her