tournament 🩸 ATRL's Song Contest 🩸 Winner revealed (pg.769)

[Julia Fox]

ODD EYE CIRCLE - Love Me Like

This was really chill and vibe. Surprised me tbh  added to my playlist. Don’t know how high -or low- would end up on my rankings though 

 

[Julia Fox]

MISAMO - Do not touch:

I didn’t like this one. Just too generic for me. sorry 

[Julia Fox]

Ciara - That’s How I’m Feelin’ (feat. Pitbull & Missy Elliott):

Don’t like how her voice sounds on this. Also so ******* dated like this couldn’t sound more dated but yeah. Probably on its time was a ******* bop. The rap features were ok. Missy served some kind of interesting route but she’s capable of way more. Not gonna talk about Pitbull which I kind of respect more than trashed him as a Latina but his verse was horrible. 

[Julia Fox]

Janelle Monáe - The Rush (feat. Nia Long & Amaarae):

This started so promising but it ended up so one note. Still like it and saved on my playlist since is a vibe and I’m so high rn so maybe u should thank my weed x

[Julia Fox]

Beyoncé - MOVE (feat. Grace Jones & Tems):

Such an ass shaker song. I couldn’t but twerk. Grace Jones is a legend btw so extra points for included this underrated legend that birthed all of our faves x 

[Julia Fox]

French Montana - Handstand (feat. Doja Cat & Saweetie):

What was this???? Sorry but this is horrible. Not even catchy 

[poki]

Out of the 3 options I shared, surprised the one with Pitbull was sent in. 

 

[Julia Fox]

Mura Masa - bbycakes (with Lil Uzi Vert, PinkPantheress & Shygirl):

 

okay but this one actually slaps. Love the 3OfAKind sample of their hit debut and retirement smash and how this different artists mesh so well together in a song.

 

[Julia Fox]

The Chicks - Tights On My Boat:

I love songs that mocks cheaters and I like this one but don’t love it. Maybe because I’m a cheater myself and I feel attacked and it’s your fault for not thinking about sending a song that attacks cheaters in a group were some cheaters can be. How insensitive? Anyway not the worst there. Hope you end on my low of my ranks at least to give some points. But **** you. I feel attacked. I became a cheater not long ago and we don’t deserve this constant lashings x

[CBC]

Little Mix - Cut You Off
ummm it's camp ig. they have sooooo much better

 

[CBC]

S.E.S. - Paradise
Baby, today's sunday! hi winner! 

 

[CBC]

Lana Del Rey - For Free (feat. Zella Day & Weyes Blood)
lana mother but her charity work with these flops didnt translate into a bop im sawry 

 

[CBC]

FKA twigs - darjeeling (feat. Jorja Smith & unkown t)
snooze 

 

[CBC]

HAIM - Walking Away
maam we collectively decided to pan the haim sistas 

 

[CBC]

Erika de Casier - Better Than That (feat. Hannah Diamond & caro♡)
2:45 until the beat drops you can't be serious 

 

[CBC]

Christina Aguilera - Right Moves (feat. Keida & Shenseea)
right moose right moose... ill throw you a pity point for having the courage to send something from this tragic album 

 

[CBC]

Chloe x Halle - Fake (feat. Kari Faux)
awrkay this is cute ig

 

[CBC]

RAYE - Crew (feat. Kojo Funds & RAY BLK)
it's ok

 

[CBC]

Lana Del Rey - Summer Bummer (feat. A$AP Rocky & Playboi Carti)
mega collapse oprah 

 

[CBC]

ODD EYE CIRCLE - Je Ne Sais Quoi
OPRAH OEC MOTHERS 

 

[CBC]

Summer Walker - No Love (with SZA & Cardi B)
meh, corny

 

[CBC]

AlunaGeorge - Mean What I Mean (feat. Leikeli47 & Dreezy)
sounds cheap

 

[CBC]

Mis-Teeq - Secrets Of The Night
finally some good food. ya did that 

 

[Julia Fox]

Blaque - As If:

Okay this is fresh. Didn’t knew this. Miss this era of R&B girl groups making bops. Saved to my playlist. You did THAT

[CBC]

grouptherapy. - Lightspeed ~>
awrkay i hear smth, nice choice