video game PokéRate: G9 🇪🇸 Hisui 🇯🇵

[FOCK]

Mess ok, I get the riddle part now.
 

May I have number 99? 
 

Edit: Damnnit. Taken. Okie, 94. 

Edited June 27, 2023 by FOCK

[poki]

Damn why didn't I do this when I was 18 hosting Gen 5. 

 

I had a fully capable cast of participants sitting in the shade, sipping on drinks while I was murdering my ass with those reveals 

 

Child abuse tbh.

 

[Relampago.]

Can I do #96? @Magickarp

[Chiidish]

3 hours ago, Magickarp said:

 

 

Example:

 

Riddle 1:

Riddle 2:

Riddle 3: 

 

Truly iconic what a moment , is that rate archived I would like a good cackle later 

Edited June 27, 2023 by Chiidish

[poki]

28 minutes ago, Chiidish said:

Truly iconic what a moment , is that rate archived I would like a good cackle later 

It's gone 

All of Gen 4 - 8 and All Stars didn't survive. 

[poki]

That one gif where a guy 

 

Spoiler

Sucks a dick and you can see its imprint on the bottom of his throat

I sometimes still remember it 

[BambiStar]

15 hours ago, Euterpe said:

Someone please explain the Smoliv standings.

 

 

It's really that simple 

 

[BambiStar]

Idk who has time to sit around posting riddles at noon like I don't care that it's summer life doesn't just stop

 

some of us have things to do midday!

 

[poki]

19 minutes ago, BambiStar said:

Idk who has time to sit around posting riddles at noon like I don't care that it's summer life doesn't just stop

 

some of us have things to do midday!

 

And that's why I booked the Gen 2 rate and I intend to book Gen 3 and 5 as well. 

 

[Magickarp]

30 minutes ago, BambiStar said:

Idk who has time to sit around posting riddles at noon like I don't care that it's summer life doesn't just stop

some of us have things to do midday!

Have fun making your Just Stop Oil posters

 

8 minutes ago, PoKiTaurus said:

And that's why I booked the Gen 2 rate and I intend to book Gen 3 and 5 as well. 

We need a redo of your G5 rate tbh. PokéRate Unova (PoKiTaurus' Version)

If no one books 93 or 98 in a few hours u & someone else can have them too.

[BambiStar]

21 minutes ago, PoKiTaurus said:

And that's why I booked the Gen 2 rate and I intend to book Gen 3 and 5 as well. 

Booking three Gen PokeRates in advance. Just big & greedy

 

 

13 minutes ago, Magickarp said:

Have fun making your Just Stop Smoliv Oil posters

It's a barbaric practice that must be stopped  They're living creatures!

 

[Magickarp]

5 minutes ago, BambiStar said:

It's a barbaric practice that must be stopped  They're living creatures!

 

U should be doing the visuals for this rate, not my budget ass

 

[Heldenzeit]

 

Extra Virgin, just like the Smoliv haters 

[Magickarp]

When Dolliv outcharts Smoliv & y'all realize how much time u made me waste

 

 

Just wanna remind y'all that if your PreEvo is not in the T10 of PreEvos it will be IGNORED, & given no riddle slots

 

[BambiStar]

3 minutes ago, Magickarp said:

U should be doing the visuals for this rate, not my budget ass

 

You thinking I made this instead of Google Image searching Smoliv Oil and grabbing the first result

 

 

I did the "Do It For Her" one but it's literally a meme template generator that took 3 minutes 

[Touch Pass]

35 minutes ago, Magickarp said:

 

If no one books 93 or 98 in a few hours u & someone else can have them too.

I can be that someone else 

[BambiStar]

Hold on... Finizen is missing from the rate  which is fine because Palafin1 is the exact same mon with a heart tattoo. Though I gave it a low score for that very reason (+ it's related to the monstrosity hero form) whereas I would've given Fini an above average score because she's a cutie. Don't really care, just something I realized!

[Magickarp]

1 minute ago, BambiStar said:

Hold on... Finizen is missing from the rate  which is fine because Palafin1 is the exact same mon with a heart tattoo. Though I gave it a low score for that very reason (+ it's related to the monstrosity hero form) whereas I would've given Fini an above average score because she's a cutie. Don't really care, just something I realized!

Once we included the PreEvos i had the intention of converting all Palafin-Zero scores into Finizen, but i half abandoned the idea cuz if i did that we would need T11 PreEvos to make T100... it doesn't change the rankings at all... but i'm a dumbfuck obsessed with numbers looking nice so

 

 

The score will be reported as Palafin-Zero / Finizen. 

[Touch Pass]

9 minutes ago, BambiStar said:

Hold on... Finizen is missing from the rate  which is fine because Palafin1 is the exact same mon with a heart tattoo. Though I gave it a low score for that very reason (+ it's related to the monstrosity hero form) whereas I would've given Fini an above average score because she's a cutie. Don't really care, just something I realized!

Same. I bombed Palafin because of that ugly ass tattoo but I just looked Finizen up and I would have given it a much higher score had it been on the rate. 

[poki]

1 hour ago, Magickarp said:

Have fun making your Just Stop Oil posters

 

We need a redo of your G5 rate tbh. PokéRate Unova (PoKiTaurus' Version)

If no one books 93 or 98 in a few hours u & someone else can have them too.

Unova has been in turmoil ever since what I've done 

I have to bring peace to that world. 

 

I can do those those 2 

[poki]

1 hour ago, BambiStar said:

Booking three Gen PokeRates in advance. Just big & greedy

 

Oh if you want to host Gen 3 rate that's totally cool 

Sorry for coming across that way, it's just that I know a lot of people are busy IRL and since I do have the time to do these things, I figured I might as well use it in a way that benefits everyone. 

[poki]

Seriously tho if anyone wants to do Gen 2 & 3 rates after Canon's Gen 1 rate, lemme know so I won't clash with your plans 

 

But I would like to keep Gen 5. 

[Magickarp]

I very clearly told y'all this was a BUDGET rate, REPEATEDLY. 

I already caved into the PreEvo requests, & 90% of them are once again dead last.

If it's not worth my effort to actual public interest ratio, i'm not going to do it. 

Stop DM'ing me more requests, & telling me i'm not doing enough. It is 4am and i'm TIRED. 

 

And by "Public interest" i mean not just one loud person who wants something for the sake of wanting it, & then when they get it they give all the PreEv🫒s <5

[G.U.Y]

The reveal time is a ... choice 

Sadly I won't be available 

But I'll make sure to read the scores breakdown the day after 

Anyone who give smoliv less than an 8 will be dealt with  trust 

[Magickarp]

3 minutes ago, G.U.Y said:

The reveal time is a ... choice 

Sadly I won't be available 

But I'll make sure to read the scores breakdown the day after 

Anyone who give smoliv less than an 8 will be dealt with  trust 

Friday? 

I haven't decided the time yet, but 12pm-6pm EST is likely based on the poll... 12am-6am my time