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Does Natalie Portman Have the Cure For Cancer in Her Purse?


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Oh mother mother mother mother, this girlie is literally PERFECT :clap3:

 

  • Oscar winner, nominated 3 times
  • Successful acting career
  • Critical acclaim
  • Attended Harvard University, graduating with a bachelor's degree in psychology
  • One of the most beautiful women ever
  • Knows like 6 languages
  • Vegan
  • LGBTQ rights supporter
  • Intelligent
  • Can sing
  • Serving c/nt and mother on daily basis

 

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That's a star darlings, this girl is perfect, perfect, perfect, what she wears, what she thinks, what she does, I bet she has the cure for cancer in her purse

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She has a cure for cancer yet no good movies?

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dont forget her *** is a portal to the planet Plymouth! Queen of inter-stellar travel

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10 minutes ago, Saintlor said:

She has a cure for cancer yet no good movies?

Be for real r@+

Black Swan (2010) - IMDb

This is a masterpiece, and anyone who thinks otherwise is just wildly delusional.

And not Taylor stan talking about ''no good movies'' :deadbanana2:

 

9 minutes ago, Pikachoo said:

dont forget her *** is a portal to the planet Plymouth! Queen of inter-stellar travel

Exactly and I told her I said ma'am

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6 minutes ago, Saintlor said:

She has a cure for cancer yet no good movies?

Vox Lux, Black Swan, Annihilation, Léon: The Professional say otherwise.

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7 minutes ago, Saintlor said:

She has a cure for cancer yet no good movies?

Someone hasn't seen Annihilation aka the best movie of 10s

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You forgot vegan shoe line :gaycat2:

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1 minute ago, Dark Miracles said:

Someone hasn't seen Annihilation aka the best movie of 10s

I wanted to love this movie but it failed to live up to the director's prior movie (Ex Machina)

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Closer is THAT movie too. 
she was exquisite in it. Giving Miss Julia Roberts all kind of troubles lmao. 

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My favorite actress. Jackie is a masterpiece. 

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Just now, Saintlor said:

I wanted to love this movie but it failed to live up to the director's prior movie (Ex Machina)

Ex Machina is great, but Annihilation is God tier

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Natalie Portman and Julianne Moore are receiving critical acclaim for their performances in Todd Haynes’ ‘MAY DECEMBER’

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https://twitter.com/FilmUpdates/status/1660050575566725120

 

Can't wait

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19 minutes ago, Saintlor said:

She has a cure for cancer yet no good movies?

Leon: The Professional

Anywhere But Here

Closer

V For Vendetta

Black Swan

Jackie

Annihilation

 

Just to name a few. Oh you tried it. Stick to music because the woman in your avi doesn't have a great track record when it comes to film.

OT: She's an icon, she's a legend and with May December around the corner she will be the moment yet again. 

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28 minutes ago, Henry Torres said:

Oh mother mother mother mother, this girlie is literally PERFECT :clap3:

 

  • Oscar winner, nominated 3 times
  • Successful acting career
  • Critical acclaim
  • Attended Harvard University, graduating with a bachelor's degree in psychology
  • One of the most beautiful women ever
  • Knows like 6 languages
  • Vegan
  • LGBTQ rights supporter
  • Intelligent
  • Can sing
  • Serving c/nt and mother on daily basis

 

Image

Hx1YSjS.gif

 

That's a star darlings, this girl is perfect, perfect, perfect, what she wears, what she thinks, what she does, I bet she has the cure for cancer in her purse

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Whyyyy did you have to bring me back to Joan Rivers loophole I was taken OUT by the mustache comment :ahh:

 

God I miss her so much.

 

OT: Yes. 

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22 minutes ago, Saintlor said:

She has a cure for cancer yet no good movies?

This. 

Her good movies: 
 

The Professional (but dated and problematic) 

V for Vendetta (pretty good) 

 

Black Swan (excellent) 

 

Annihilation 

 

And that's it in a 30 year career 

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Oh she’s just phenomenal. 

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41 minutes ago, Blue Monday said:

Leon: The Professional

Anywhere But Here

Closer

V For Vendetta

Black Swan

Jackie

Annihilation

 

Just to name a few. Oh you tried it. Stick to music because the woman in your avi doesn't have a great track record when it comes to film.

OT: She's an icon, she's a legend and with May December around the corner she will be the moment yet again. 

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The way even her music is good :bird:
 

 

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5 minutes ago, Haus said:

The way even her music is good :bird:
 

 

She was able to make the gunk on Sia’s hard drive listenable and great :jonny6: there’s a reason why she’s a legend 

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Scarlett Johansson's filmography >>>>>>>>>

 

Ghost World 
Lost in Translation 
Under the Skin 

Vicky Cristina Barcelona 

Her 

 

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1 hour ago, WEEKND said:

Closer is THAT movie too. 
she was exquisite in it. Giving Miss Julia Roberts all kind of troubles lmao. 

She stole that movie from all of them. 

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8 minutes ago, EmailMySwift said:

Scarlett Johansson's filmography >>>>>>>>>

 

Ghost World 
Lost in Translation 
Under the Skin 

Vicky Cristina Barcelona 

Her 

 

Even if ScarJo’s filmography were superior to Ms. Portman’s—and it is not—Scarlett is hardly mother material.

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5 minutes ago, Haus said:

Even if ScarJo’s filmography were superior to Ms. Portman’s—and it is not—Scarlett is hardly mother material.

I have no idea what that means but I do know ScarJo has worked with better directors and made better movies. 

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I love Joan Rivers :ahh: miss her. And she was right

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1 minute ago, EmailMySwift said:

I have no idea what that means but I do know ScarJo has worked with better directors and made better movies. 

18 minutes ago, EmailMySwift said:

Scarlett Johansson's filmography >>>>>>>>>

 

Ghost World 
Lost in Translation 
Under the Skin 

Vicky Cristina Barcelona 

Her 

 

Then why does Natalie have an Oscar and Scarlett has 0?

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Both queens tho

How Scarlett Johannson helped Natalie Portman face her fears

 

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2 minutes ago, Henry Torres said:

Then why does Natalie have an Oscar and Scarlett has 0?

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Both queens tho

How Scarlett Johannson helped Natalie Portman face her fears

 

Natalie is a better actress but ScarJo has the better filmography. 

Also doesnt ATRL say awards don't matter when it comes to pop girls?

 

That movie was panned btw https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/other_boleyn_girl

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