MoonGoodandHappy Posted March 11, 2023 Posted March 11, 2023 (edited) Have you ever farted in public by accident ? What was the reactions ? Were you ashamed ? Have you ever sharted (even worse) ? Edited March 11, 2023 by MoonGoodandHappy
Kayseri Mantisi Posted March 11, 2023 Posted March 11, 2023 I did it once while Gaga was playing at a store so no one heard it.
magazine Posted March 11, 2023 Posted March 11, 2023 No 1 minute ago, Kayseri Mantisi said: I did it once while Gaga was playing at a store so no one heard it. The music is THAT good! I bet everyone would have heard it if beyonce was playing
May Posted March 11, 2023 Posted March 11, 2023 i fart all the time it’s so bad i must have IBS im sure of it sometimes ill literally fart 4 times in the space of a minute , massive farts too not tiny little cute toots . the kinda farts that sound like someone’s just shat themself . i try to hold em in sometimes but after a few mins it’s literally painful . i was in an interview the other day and i was just farting all the way through it i was so embarrassed i hope he didn’t smell them 😭😭 wait what was the question again
Richmond Posted March 11, 2023 Posted March 11, 2023 Yes, I love to leave a bit of my scent every place I go - like marking a territory!
Yawn Posted March 11, 2023 Posted March 11, 2023 accidentally in the gym doing abs. it was unexpected and v loud
May Posted March 11, 2023 Posted March 11, 2023 4 minutes ago, MaoMars said: you prob have some stomachal issues, some intolerance. Go to the doctor. it’s my diet for sure . when i eat healthy stuff i barely fart and when i do it’s only cute farts . but generally i eat like crap so im just walking around leaving a fart stench that can only be compared to battery acid and sour cream Doritos dip mixed together
Fuecoco Posted March 11, 2023 Posted March 11, 2023 I do it on purpose then my fiancé calls me out on it when people walk by saying “did you just fart?”.
May Posted March 11, 2023 Posted March 11, 2023 1 minute ago, Fuecoco said: I do it on purpose then my fiancé calls me out on it when people walk by saying “did you just fart?”.
OnlyRealMusic. Posted March 11, 2023 Posted March 11, 2023 27 minutes ago, May said: it’s my diet for sure . when i eat healthy stuff i barely fart and when i do it’s only cute farts . but generally i eat like crap so im just walking around leaving a fart stench that can only be compared to battery acid and sour cream Doritos dip mixed together gurl you're giving @bajaboy07a run for his money
ScorpiosGroove Posted March 11, 2023 Posted March 11, 2023 1 hour ago, May said: i fart all the time it’s so bad i must have IBS im sure of it sometimes ill literally fart 4 times in the space of a minute , massive farts too not tiny little cute toots . the kinda farts that sound like someone’s just shat themself . i try to hold em in sometimes but after a few mins it’s literally painful . i was in an interview the other day and i was just farting all the way through it i was so embarrassed i hope he didn’t smell them 😭😭 wait what was the question again some things really don’t need to be shared
Reverse Warholian Posted March 11, 2023 Posted March 11, 2023 1 hour ago, May said: i fart all the time it’s so bad i must have IBS im sure of it sometimes ill literally fart 4 times in the space of a minute , massive farts too not tiny little cute toots . the kinda farts that sound like someone’s just shat themself . i try to hold em in sometimes but after a few mins it’s literally painful . i was in an interview the other day and i was just farting all the way through it i was so embarrassed i hope he didn’t smell them 😭😭 wait what was the question again 1 hour ago, May said: it’s my diet for sure . when i eat healthy stuff i barely fart and when i do it’s only cute farts . but generally i eat like crap so im just walking around leaving a fart stench that can only be compared to battery acid and sour cream Doritos dip mixed together
Sombre Posted March 11, 2023 Posted March 11, 2023 accidently? no. but i've basically never really farted in public either. the only recent time i can think of was like a month ago at the supermarket cause i was alone in a deserted isle.
kweenofxanax Posted March 11, 2023 Posted March 11, 2023 The last time I farted in public I was 13 and was in a taekwondo class, in front of a group including a hot instructor I had a crush on. I was so embarrassed, I took my stuff ran out and waited for my dad to pick me up from the parking lot. I never returned
Klein Posted March 11, 2023 Posted March 11, 2023 Ever since I changed my diet to include a lot more vegetables, it happens occasionally when I laugh a lot.
Hephaestus Posted March 11, 2023 Posted March 11, 2023 2 hours ago, Richmond said: Yes, I love to leave a bit of my scent every place I go - like marking a territory! Mmh, reminds me of something... OT: Of course, I won't trust anyone that says they didn't, ever.
shyboi Posted March 11, 2023 Posted March 11, 2023 2 hours ago, Kayseri Mantisi said: I did it once while Gaga was playing at a store so no one heard it. what does this mean?
Bussea Posted March 11, 2023 Posted March 11, 2023 5 hours ago, MoonGoodandHappy said: ? Have you ever sharted (even worse) ?
naval23 Posted March 12, 2023 Posted March 12, 2023 Once in a lecture hall and it was so audible too and my seat neighbour who was a stranger just looked at me - I was so embarassed
Alldeezy Posted March 12, 2023 Posted March 12, 2023 Probably Heck I even force myself not to fart around past partners. If I did it in front of strangers I'd die of embarrassment I once was over voice and MY CHAIR made a fart sound and someone said did someone just fart.
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