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Priest who temporarily died says Rihanna’s music is played in Hell


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A priest? Hell? Hmm.

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Maybe the reason why he knows Umbrella is the reason why he woke up in hell after he died

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and they say Rihanna doesn't have a lot of gay fans

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The way EVERYONE stans Rihanna :jonny3: I bet Mother Mary is played in Heaven 

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Ofcourse the illuminati queen is playlisted in hell :clap3: she didn't do all those music videos for nothing

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That man must have such a dirty conscience :skull:

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the scariest part is the thousands upon thousands of people agreeing with him in the comments. :biblio: 

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31 minutes ago, Tropez said:

Not Rihanna having hits in hell too. Hot 100 has a new meaning it seems. 

:bibliahh:

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25 minutes ago, OnlyManInTheWorld said:

A priest? Hell? Hmm.

The jokes write themselves. 

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I think he's lying about the bobby song to make hell look like less of a blast, but everyone knows hell is a blast the same way that the best people to party with are in detention, and of course we have rihanna on the setlist, baby!

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If I am gonna get tortured I better at least have some bops to listen to while I’m being skinned alive.

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1 hour ago, Ricanaire said:

satan a rihanna navy? wbk.

There are so many too in here. :lmao:

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Queen of Hell :jonnycat:

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1 hour ago, Pheromosa said:

see

everyone needs to apologize to beyonce now 

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And where is Gaga with all that demonic payola? Damn. 

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That's a bit scary when you think about the fact that Umbrella pretty much started the whole illuminati/devil worshipping thing in the late 2000's.

 

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I'm not a very religious person, but it's interesting that it was Umbrella of all songs that he supposedly heard.

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2 hours ago, Tropez said:

Not Rihanna having hits in hell too. Hot 100 has a new meaning it seems. 

:ahh:

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