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Priest who temporarily died says Rihanna’s music is played in Hell


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https://relevantmagazine.com/current/buzzworthy/priest-who-temporarily-died-says-he-went-to-hell-and-they-play-rihannas-music-to-torture-people/
 

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He said there is a section of Hell where music is played. But not just any music. He could specifically hear Rihanna’s “Umbrella” and Bobby McFerrin’s “Don’t Worry Be Happy” being used for torture. Johnson clarified it wasn’t the original versions of the songs; it was a group of demons performing them incorrectly as torture.

“Every word of every song was made to torture you for the fact that you didn’t worship God through music while you were on Earth,” Johnson said.

 

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„Umbrella” impact, ha.

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When you get all the gays together what do you expect

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So when he died did he go to hell? 
Nvm saw Priest and was confused why he went to Hell 💀

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lol he's a priest and went to hell? ..

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I hope that is the case. You can’t have a party without Rihanna.

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all of the Namie avis on atrl now :jonny: 

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We stan Flyleaf in this household

 

 

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satan a rihanna navy? wbk.

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Let me book my VIP tickets :jonny: 

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it was a group of demons performing

they better serve

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Serving

 

 

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a priest went to hell? so should we all convert to Islam besties? :bird:

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see

everyone needs to apologize to beyonce now 

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nooo I feel dissapointed my fav was snubbed by Satan herself :chick3:

amazing W for the Navy :clap3:

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20 minutes ago, Space Cowboy said:

it wasn’t the original versions of the songs; it was a group of demons performing them incorrectly

Not hearing Rihanna sing sounds more like heaven

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do yall think her new album also plays in hell

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WAIT WHY WAS THE PREIST IS HELL?!@?1212/ :confused:

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nnnn this photo is sending 

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LOUD, ha everlasting impacT! :clap3:

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Just now, rancidgirl said:

do yall think her new album also plays in hell

It’s probably locked away down there because it’s so good and the priest was the one person the devil sent back to earth, to let us know her new album isn’t global

Spoiler

It’s MULTIDIMENSIONAL!

 

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Not Rihanna having hits in hell too. Hot 100 has a new meaning it seems. 

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i wonder what other songs he heard in hell.. did he hear like any other artists?

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19 minutes ago, KatyPrismSpirit said:

a priest went to hell? so should we all convert to Islam besties? :bird:

I WAS THINKING...

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God is streaming umbrella remix from hell :bibliahh:Religion :bibliahh: not even a high person would say that..

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