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What are your disaster predictions for 2023?

 

According to famous 16th century French prophet, Nostradamus, who has a streak of eerily accurate predictions, 2023 will see:

 

High food prices will lead to cannibalism

While many of us have had a tough year amid the cost of living crisis, we can all agree that things haven't quite got so bad that we're thinking about resorting to eating each other - but this could change next year if Nostradamus is to be believed. Predicting that a rise in the price of food could lead to cannibalism, the prophet wrote: "So high the price of wheat, that man is stirred, his fellow man to eat in his despair."

 

A 'great war' lasting several months

Another of Nostradamus' stand-out predictions for 2023 is a huge war, which some have already compared to the current ongoing conflict between Russia and Ukraine. A line in the astrologer's book predicts for next year: "Seven months great war, people dead through evil."

 

A mysterious disaster on Mars

The prophet predicted that attempts by humans such as the likes of Elon Musk to colonise our neighbour Mars could be thwarted next year by a mysterious disaster on the red planet. Nostradamus wrote of a "celestial fire when the lights of Mars will go out".

 

Countries plagued by droughts & flooding

One prediction that perhaps seems the least far-fetched given the current state of the environment due to climate change, Nostradamus thought that 2023 would see more extreme weather events that could have a huge impact. He wrote: "The dry earth will grow more parched, and there will be great floods when the rainbow is seen."

 

Civil unrest leading to 'dreadful horrors'

The prophet hinted that social uprisings could be in store in the year ahead as he wrote of "trumpets shaking with great discord" and "an agreement broken". Nostradamus also penned: "Sooner or later you will see great changes made – dreadful horrors and vengeances."

 

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did he ever predict anything positive? like holy **** 

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Did he predict Madonna going on a Greatest Hits Tour though? :gaydonnacat1:

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3 minutes ago, Breathe On Moi said:

did he ever predict anything positive? like holy **** 

Doesn’t seem like it :gaycat6:


 

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Nostradamus' forecasts are believed to reach as far forward in the future as 3797, but he has already foreseen with startling accuracy the rise of Adolf Hitler, the assassination of JFK and the 9/11 attack as well as other events of huge historical importance.

 

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I've got my Armie Hammer apron ready, who am I cooking up first? :coffee:

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4 minutes ago, FOCK said:

Doesn’t seem like it :gaycat6:


 

 

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14 minutes ago, FOCK said:

He wrote: "The dry earth will grow more parched, and there will be great floods when the rainbow is seen."

Him predicting a homosexual uprising in the same year "did you know there's a tunnel under ocean blvd" is released.. what could it mean?

 

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My dad keeps telling me thier is gonna be a zombie outbreak this year and it’s caused by covid vaccines :rip:

think he been watching too many YouTube conspiracy theories lately 

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If the world is going into chaos, why is money still a thing? we should be able to enjoy the rest of the years we have left in this world. 

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8 minutes ago, Gorjesspazze9 said:

My dad keeps telling me thier is gonna be a zombie outbreak this year and it’s caused by covid vaccines :rip:

think he been watching too many YouTube conspiracy theories lately 

Nnn… a good chunk of people are already zombie-like in their complacency, overconsumption, demand for convenience, brainwashing & willingness to concede power to those atop the social hierarchy or unquestionably follow the will of their charlatan leaders. Tell him the zombies are already here. 

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when did he predict the end of humanity bc tick tock 

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So, he predicted these 'disasters', but not which artists will enter in their flop era? :rip:

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1 hour ago, Gorjesspazze9 said:

My dad keeps telling me thier is gonna be a zombie outbreak this year and it’s caused by covid vaccines :rip:

think he been watching too many YouTube conspiracy theories lately 

i believe it 

:dancehall2:

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kinda believe the high food prices one! i mean we gotta eat :eli:

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Omg just end us all already tbh 

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High food prices will lead to cannibalism

While many of us have had a tough year amid the cost of living crisis, we can all agree that things haven't quite got so bad that we're thinking about resorting to eating each other - but this could change next year if Nostradamus is to be believed. Predicting that a rise in the price of food could lead to cannibalism, the prophet wrote: "So high the price of wheat, that man is stirred, his fellow man to eat in his despair."

How ‘Cannibal Capitalism’ is devouring the planet

Cannibalism, in the metaphorical sense. 

 

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A 'great war' lasting several months

Another of Nostradamus' stand-out predictions for 2023 is a huge war, which some have already compared to the current ongoing conflict between Russia and Ukraine. A line in the astrologer's book predicts for next year: "Seven months great war, people dead through evil."

Israel/Gaza. 

 

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A mysterious disaster on Mars

The prophet predicted that attempts by humans such as the likes of Elon Musk to colonise our neighbour Mars could be thwarted next year by a mysterious disaster on the red planet. Nostradamus wrote of a "celestial fire when the lights of Mars will go out".

NASA Loses Contact With Mars Missions As Red Planet Goes Dark

 

 

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Countries plagued by droughts & flooding

One prediction that perhaps seems the least far-fetched given the current state of the environment due to climate change, Nostradamus thought that 2023 would see more extreme weather events that could have a huge impact. He wrote: "The dry earth will grow more parched, and there will be great floods when the rainbow is seen."

Why Hawaii Is The Perfect Place For Rainbows

 

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Civil unrest leading to 'dreadful horrors'

The prophet hinted that social uprisings could be in store in the year ahead as he wrote of "trumpets shaking with great discord" and "an agreement broken". Nostradamus also penned: "Sooner or later you will see great changes made – dreadful horrors and vengeances."

"An agreement is broken" = The Geneva conventions, rules of war etc. 

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